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keytartle ♀️ [12446805] [2009-12-19 15:22:55 +0000 UTC] "SQUIRREL" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 77; Deviations: 9; Watchers: 5

Watching: 5; Pageviews: 2016; Comments Made: 28; Friends: 5

# About me

ARTE'S LOG:




DAY: MARCH TWENTY SECOND
The typewriter clacks, that's for sure, which is enough of a homing beacon in and of itself. Makes an awful racket, rat-a-tat-tat-ting away like a failing machine gun. What I wouldn't give for the soft strokes of a keyboard and the glow from a plasma screen to brighten my lonely nights.
Clack-clack, clackclack.
It's sure to give me away, but I'm feeling saucy just now. How long this outlook will last, I can't say. It's not exactly up to me.
-Eric Garcia; The Reposession Mambo



One fine day, in the middle of the night,
two dead boys woke up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
swords in hand, they shot the other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
got up, and killed the two dead boys
If you don't believe my lie, it's true!
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.



# Comments

Comments: 18

Kaminynt [2012-01-21 21:11:18 +0000 UTC]

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Mantastic001 [2010-03-28 23:38:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the !

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bicyclegasoline [2010-02-24 05:19:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave

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iAes [2010-02-23 04:13:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favourite! I appreciate your support. c:

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keytartle In reply to iAes [2010-02-23 04:19:20 +0000 UTC]

Of course! C: I love your style.

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iAes In reply to keytartle [2010-02-23 04:20:36 +0000 UTC]

Aww <3

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ValkAngie [2010-02-22 02:29:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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Alliterations [2010-02-19 01:19:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm never online when you're on anymore.

This depresses me greatly. :'C

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keytartle In reply to Alliterations [2010-02-19 21:34:49 +0000 UTC]

I haven't been on MSN in agessss. D,: I've had to mostly go over to AIM since I can only get on MSN on some web-based thing now. /smish

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Alliterations In reply to keytartle [2010-02-21 14:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Wuuuuttt. Dude that sucks. :-/

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TJThrilla [2010-02-09 07:37:50 +0000 UTC]

thx for stopping by =3

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Ryuiki-kitana [2010-02-05 19:19:50 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favourite on my Holmes Cosplay.

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cbilladeau [2010-01-28 23:53:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the +fav.

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Alliterations [2010-01-20 01:34:41 +0000 UTC]

Dude I scribbled an actual nice looking picture for you of the THIS IS MY SIDE OF THE ROOM, HERE IS THE DUCT TAPE DIVIDING IT.

But I don't remember what piece of homework I drew it on. Dx

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keytartle In reply to Alliterations [2010-01-20 02:42:42 +0000 UTC]

...dgdhjkh FIND THAT HOMEWORK WOMAN /excite

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Alliterations In reply to keytartle [2010-01-20 16:24:40 +0000 UTC]

CALM YOUR HORMONES OKAY. :C

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godsavant [2010-01-18 15:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fave.

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Rochnan [2010-01-16 20:33:27 +0000 UTC]

Am I the first to thank you for faving a drawing? Cool.
Thank you for the fave!

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