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[2006-01-07 18:34:07 +0000 UTC]
"KJ "Lommy" Knudson"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 14
Watching: 41; Pageviews: 3564; Comments Made: 169; Friends: 41
# Comments
Comments: 70
u better read this!!!! PLEASE
DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]
DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter
from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!
Kyle Smith
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to
your self 6 times!!
Be able to draw people perfectly
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
Save an endangered spieces
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1special
person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
Eat out with Kyle
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down
focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what you
wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very
close attention to this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters
that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you break this
chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got
this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And
deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If
she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom
would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and
chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade.
The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a
quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he
had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a
smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled
a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64
and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day
his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me.
We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat special
somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
REPOST AS ....
OMG .....
YOULL NEVER GUESS WHAT
READ THIS
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You're very talented. Great work. Love your gallery.
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Re: AN-Devalare ... thank you very much!!!
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you talk shit about my brothers in arms SUPERWONG and GUAN FONG, man your fucking with the wrong people you have awoke i the demon of darkness i don't take this shit lightly bewarned don't fuck with my people because as you might know karma is a bitch and you'll just be another added to my collective pit that i myself only know the way out you are now on the other side of my battle field of no prisoners. live my people alone or i'll be back.
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DAISUKE - I SHOULD HAVE KNOW YOU WOULD UNLEASH THE HOUND OF HELL ON THIS PERSON.
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no one attacks the brothers in arms while i walk this earth
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If you are truly wise, oh mighty mafia man, you should know this:
Knowledge is the nectar of fools; the wise man knows that he still has much to learn.
I am always learning, and I can't say that I know 6 languages or possess kung-fu grip. But there are people that love me, people that I love, and we do this through respect, kindness, and admiration for one another, not through fear and force.
Good
Day
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incapable*
but moreso uncapable *scholarly nod*
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heh, -apparently- I've ticked off their 'ringleader'--
I'm sorry, ChineseMafia Man ... you need to get in touch with reality. Perhaps a true life of crime would set you strait ... it's not wise to toy with a self proclaimed bard, quarter-master of the English language.
I highly doubt you are in the Chinese Mafia--as you state you are--as you seem highly uncapable of organizing such and establishment. Your threats are blind and utterly futile, you've neither the honor or grace of such, and you've not shown a bit of decency that would shine any hint of intelligence.
So far you've shown me that you can be a rabble-rouser; you may think I started this broil, but look at some of the hateful things you and your 'organization' has posted on this site.
The only thing you people seem to understand is a vague and innefectual trench-warfare effect of pale and unassuming threats and vague, silhouetted quotes from some ancient text that everyone's read.
Knowing that, I say to you (in your language):
BARD HE SING LIKE MORNING LARK,
BARD HE STING LIKE BEE;
YOU BE NICE, OR FIND YOU MANLIES
HANGING FROM A TREE.
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Seriously my friend... Where did the intelligence that you have shown in your response to me go? Your post which starts; "heh, -apparently- I've ticked off their 'ringleader'" is inciteful and nothing more.
I understand that like you said; you do not want to be the antagonist but read what you have written here yourself... Is it not antagonistic? It seems to me to be a direct attack against ~SUPERWONG if not antagonistic then a call for all out war between ourselves?
As I said to someone recently; The first thing that all martial artists learn is how to walk away and not fight. The man who can walk away lives to fight another day. You are opening a can of worms here. It is unintelligent to criticise those who you know nothing about. We are inciteful, we would be the first to admit it but if you consider yourself better than us do not rise to our baiting.
Our most venomous posts are not of the as MrIan put it "do as I say or die" posts they are against those that attack us. A man or a society that never fights back will always be attacked. A group that does not stand up for it's rights or it's leaders will always be weak. We fight back and stand up for that which we believe in. We believe in the Wong leadership and whether I personally believe he always speaks the right words I accept him as our leader and stand by him in all things. I stand by all our Goons from the top ranking downwards.
The fact is I can stop this here and now should you wish it. It might be better for us all.
Let us go our separate ways from here on in. You have your opinions, we have our and never the twain shall meet methinks.
By your own admission to me; "Granted I was attempting to provoke a reaction" You have done so. What you are doing here now goes beyond that, you are provoking the CHINESE-MAFIA into battle. However much you don't like or agree with us the simple truth remains... we are here and have not been censored or removed by the administration. We have had our wrists slapped and so have those who stood against us.
Apologise to the CHINESE-MAFIA and SUPERWONG like a man for inciting us directly, then withdraw to leave us be and we shall consider you a man of honour and withdraw ourselves. It was after all by your own admission you that came looking for us directly rather than we who came looking for you.
Are you a man that stands by your own ideals and intelligence? Show us!
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Whoa~ what happened here a chinese mafia hit? Thanks for the watch by the way.
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Just because you read Shakespeare and Hemingway and Dostoyevsky, does not mean you are an intellectual. Hemingway is rubbish anyway. 
By the way, Anime is an expressive, beautiful style of art. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it, only the blind people who try to take it and convert it into a trend so they can try to find some kind of common ground with people. Say no to the people who try metaphorically "own" anime, not anime itself.
How many languages do you speak?
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Yo, therein lies -your- lack of sense of humor. I have no problem with anime, I simply have friends that literally worship it--and that scares me--thus I post sort of an inside joke about it. Overall, I have no prejudices.
And "30 years late?" What does that even mean?
And what is this secret to life you speak of? Please, by all means, tell me. There are no secrets in Brumbree Land, friend. No secrets here.
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FIRST: LEAVE INSIDE JOKE ON INSIDE, LIKE MAFIA DO WHEN NOT INSULT BY OUTSIDE PEOPLE LIKE YOUSELF. USING OFFENSIVE AVATAR PROVOKE FIRM BELIEVE IN ANIME HATRED LIKE SZECHUAN PEPPER PROVOKE FIRM BELIEVE IN A WAY OF MAFIA.
SECOND: ANIME CONQUEST IN USA STARTED ALREADY IN SIXTIES AND SEVENTIES. THAT WAS TIME TO PUT STOP TO CULTURAL AND CREATIVE INVASION. INDUSTRY IS NOW ESTABLISH AND HAS INFILTRATE INDIGENOUS FILM, MUSIC, ILLUSTRATION AND COMIC WORLD. INFLUENCE ON ENTERTAINMENT CAN NEVER AGAIN BE ERASE.
APPARENTLY THIS WAS ALL SECRET TO YOU OTHERWISE YOU WOULD NOT HAVE ASK.
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I FEEL A COMPEL TO REVEAL YOU A ONE MORE SECRET OF LIFE YOU DO NOT KNOW PERHAPS: YOU ARE ABOUT THIRTY YEAR LATE SAYING NO TO ANIME. I AM SORRY IT IS A POWER OF COMMERCE AND CREATIVE. A UNSTOPPABLE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY FIT FOR A AMERICAN CAPITALIST WAY.
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Don't call -me- a pseudo-intellectual; I pleasure-read Dostoyevsky, Hemingway, and Shakespeare ... now who you're dealing with before you patonize me -- and please excuse my bombastic discount for your overall lack of lexis.
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READ THREE AUTHORS DO NOT MAKE YOU INTELLECTUAL. BEING OF YOUR AGE YOU PROBABLY DO NOT EVEN GET FINESSE MEANING OF THESE WONDERFUL WRITER. IS PEARL BEFORE SWINE. I READ THESE AND OTHER CLASSICAL AND MODERN WRITER. I HAVE 15 MORE YEAR OF READING AND WATCHING STORY AND APPRECIATE ART. COMPARE TO ME YOU ARE JUST NOOB. YOU MAY BE BLOSSOM ONE DAY BUT NOW YOU ARE JUST STILL BUD. IT WOULD DO YOU HONOR IF YOU BE MORE HUMBLE. ΓΝΩΘΙ ΣΕΑΥΤΟΝ ASPIRING ONE.
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WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU FORGET TO READ SPENSER, YEATS, AND HORRACE, BABY LALA? DO NOT PLAY WITH POPGRAFIX OR ANY OF THE CHINESE MAFIA WITH YOU DIARRHEA SONNET.
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Wow ... that's incomprehensibly childish of you. 'diarrhea sonnet' ... wow ... let's see some of your poetry, Scooter.
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NEXT THING WE KNOW WE WILL BE DISCUSS YOUR ILLUSTRATION AND PHOTOGRAPHIC SKILL! YOU KNOW WHAT? TO MAKE YOU HAPPY I WILL ALSO POST POETRY. OR DO YOU NOT SPEAK DUTCH LIKE I SPEAK ENGLISH? OR FRENCH? OR GERMAN? OR LATIN? OR GREEK? OR JAPANESE? THIS WOULD REALLY BE LIKE DISAPPOINT FROM SOME SELF PROCLAIM INTELLECTUAL. HAVE YOU ALREADY GOOGLE FOR GREEK PHILOSOPHY PROVERB I REVEAL TO YOU? REJOICE FOR THESE MAFIA LESSON ARE ALL FOR FREE.
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DO NOT PLAY WITH DUTCH CONNECTION!!!
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YES. WE MAY BE INSIGNIFICANT COUNTRY BUT THIS HERE GOON HAS CAPABLE LIKE NATIONAL SOCCER OR SKATE OR DART EXCELL FELLOW DUTCHMAN! AND THESE ONE PLAY FOR KEEP!
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AND MANY OTHER WONDERFUL THING TOO!
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YES. LIKE A CHEESE AND TULIP AND WINDMILL AND WOODEN SHOE. BUT MOST EXCELL IS OF LEGAL USE OF MARIJUANA. THESE LAST MIGHT EVEN BE OF USE FOR MAFIA. I WILL EXPLORE A POSSIBILITY.
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HMMM. SOUND GOOD FOR ME! I LOVE SMOKE A DUTCH BOMB BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE!
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YES. BUT NOW WE MUST LEAVE LOMMY PAGE TO ITSELF.
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ALL RIGHT. I WILL DO THIS ONE JUST FOR YOU. TO SHOW YOU HOW A CHINESE WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU.
GET READY TO READ LIKE SHUU ZHENG!
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whee!
And by the way... there really WASN'T anything to what Dannie and I said.
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You are hiding something from me!!!
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Thanks for the watch. I shall retaliate by watching you,
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Thank you so much for the watch! How did you find me?
I like your work.. I will be checking out your fairytale soon as I have more time
And a belated Welcome to dA
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*cowers away from the pig's butthole above her in the ad* I appreciate the ad dude, how'd you find me?
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Hey thanks for the friend add 
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thank you for the watch
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Thanks for adding me to your watch list...
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Hah, 'think blue' ... you're funny ... oh ... you're very funny ... do--do you come up with your own material? ... because ... because I've never heard that ... I've never heard that phrase used before ... I mean ... that's -- that's quite unique ... that's ... pinko commie ...
(I'm just kiddin')
...you can eat at Veggie Hut
Where they don't serve meat.
They play world music so
It's perfect for a hippie;
You can talk about communism,
You meat-hating sissy...
Haha, I love liberals
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Ummm... Okay.
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