longshlongsilver
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[2011-10-21 03:38:04 +0000 UTC]
""FUCK YO COUCH""
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# Statistics
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# Interests
Favorite visual artist: how is this even a question?
Favorite movies: waking life, party monster
Favorite TV shows: walking dead
Favorite bands / musical artists: gwar, system of a down, cake
Favorite books: Hitchhikers Guide, Art of War
Favorite writers: Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchet
Favorite games: Black Ops
Favorite gaming platform: PC, Nintendo
Tools of the Trade: charcoal, spray paint
Other Interests: anything fun
# About me
I was born at a very young age, but I really don’t remember. Destined to be the only child in the family, I was obviously on the road to greatness in a family which has a long and storied history with a couple of famous people on the tree....perhaps the most famous - the great frontier showman, "Buffalo Bill" Cody - being on a branch which is so long that I’m sure none of the people on that branch know of my existence, but I claim old Bill as an ancestor just the same. Also among my ancestors is a Templar Knight and another who was Master of the Horse for King Henry VIII. For those who don’t know, the Master of the Horse provided entertainment for the king, so given Henry’s love of women, he may have been one of the more famous pimps in history. Naturally, I had to try and live up to the expectations that came from being in such a family.
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