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maxthesecond ♂️ [461133] [2003-07-22 04:52:55 +0000 UTC] "Blargh." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 96; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 18

Watching: 46; Pageviews: 5938; Comments Made: 1490; Friends: 46


# Comments

Comments: 135

maxthesecond [2008-06-27 15:45:33 +0000 UTC]

WHY ARE MY NIPPLES COVERED WITH SHIT?!

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blackheart000x [2004-10-11 02:00:45 +0000 UTC]

grrr, you fav makes me feel lurved. *makes orgams with you*

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maxthesecond In reply to blackheart000x [2004-10-11 16:22:25 +0000 UTC]

I'll sing you a song. It's called RAAAUUGHARUGHAAAUUURRRRHHH and it's about flowers and sex.

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blackheart000x In reply to maxthesecond [2004-10-12 23:35:00 +0000 UTC]

i love you now. Let's go make love and illegitamte love babies

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maxthesecond In reply to blackheart000x [2004-10-13 06:20:54 +0000 UTC]

Only if I can name one Satan, and one Jesus, so they can fight for my amusement. Satan would always win, only because Jesus would be too much of a pansy to use brass knuckles.

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blackheart000x In reply to maxthesecond [2004-10-14 00:16:48 +0000 UTC]

hehheh. Alright. LET"S START BEBE MAKIN

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maxthesecond In reply to blackheart000x [2004-10-18 04:36:06 +0000 UTC]

*touches you* UHHGN! *splurt* oops...

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blackheart000x In reply to maxthesecond [2004-10-24 18:02:58 +0000 UTC]

that happens alot....

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Fweek [2004-10-01 23:54:50 +0000 UTC]

Mwraah, Your stuff is..
.. like....
Mwraah! Watched >.👍: 0 ⏩: 0

n0stranger [2004-09-28 11:40:12 +0000 UTC]

Holy crap I'm being watched by a Ringling kid, hahaaar, no seriously, now I feel bad cause I'm not sure who you is. EITHER WAY, do you want a drawing? Cause my fiftieth devwatcher was being an ass about it so now you're my fifty-first.

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maxthesecond In reply to n0stranger [2004-09-28 19:46:39 +0000 UTC]

Go for it! C'mon, guess who I am.

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maxthesecond [2004-09-27 02:27:11 +0000 UTC]

I fucking hate Jeanne.

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Geremy20 [2004-09-22 20:28:46 +0000 UTC]

i don't have anything to say

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maxthesecond In reply to Geremy20 [2004-09-23 01:07:00 +0000 UTC]

CHRIIIST!!! *impales you with a giant screwdriver* There...

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blackheart000x [2004-09-21 00:57:39 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the comments and favs

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Rammsteineva [2004-09-20 12:16:29 +0000 UTC]

thanks 4 stalking me

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maxthesecond [2004-09-19 19:22:39 +0000 UTC]

I love the cock. I just want everybody to know that. In fact, from now on, my name is Sofawn Dacoks.

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blackheart000x In reply to maxthesecond [2004-09-20 01:12:52 +0000 UTC]

mmmmk mr.dacoks

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blackheart000x [2004-09-15 23:45:41 +0000 UTC]

thankies fer da fav

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maxthesecond [2004-09-14 20:30:51 +0000 UTC]

LOLCHOAD @,,@#WOAW... Anyways, Hurricane gone, me back.

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maxthesecond [2004-09-10 03:24:14 +0000 UTC]

CHOADS!!! C'mon, who knows what a choad is? I know some of you can tell me! Nobody in my dorm could tell me what it is, and I hate my dorm x,,x

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Kynisk In reply to maxthesecond [2004-09-13 23:55:39 +0000 UTC]

lmao ew choad

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sebastardian In reply to maxthesecond [2004-09-12 11:06:36 +0000 UTC]

[link]
and be sure to listen to the sounds as well...
hopefully there aren't any pics available

(what the heck am i doing sunday morning here )

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sebastardian [2004-09-08 03:25:55 +0000 UTC]

they are coming to get u barbara....

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UberVamp [2004-09-06 23:43:38 +0000 UTC]

hey lookie... im green... im a newb. ALL HAil ME... The SQUIRREL KING

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maxthesecond In reply to UberVamp [2004-09-07 00:32:57 +0000 UTC]

Put up some art, slacker.

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sinyx [2004-09-04 18:53:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!

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UberVamp [2004-09-02 04:00:34 +0000 UTC]

man... you'd think after shooting a russian in the back twenty times from ten feet away would make him listen more... Man i love that little Whore All Hail the Squirrel King

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maxthesecond In reply to UberVamp [2004-09-03 04:31:44 +0000 UTC]

Quit touching my man bitch. I fuck him; you don't touch him. OH SERGE I R WAENT UR CAWK!

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corruptedred [2004-09-02 01:02:53 +0000 UTC]

*random molestation* c.c

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maxthesecond In reply to corruptedred [2004-09-02 17:10:32 +0000 UTC]

*GASP* You've invaded my pesonal space!!! I command you to do it again!

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sebastardian [2004-09-01 23:43:42 +0000 UTC]

cheers mate!
catch u later on

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UberVamp [2004-09-01 02:45:34 +0000 UTC]

Geee i wonder if its hard to wear all black when its 90 degrees out and rising... Hope Da Bunny Doesnt get fried and someone finds out he tastes like Spam

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maxthesecond In reply to UberVamp [2004-09-01 16:08:00 +0000 UTC]

Not really. It's about 96 right now, and it doesn't make a difference unless I'm standing out in the sun like a retard. Fuckshitfuckpiss.

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BlitzFerret [2004-08-31 02:35:31 +0000 UTC]

Max... I love your artwork so much.
-Mik Ferret

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maxthesecond In reply to BlitzFerret [2004-09-01 16:08:46 +0000 UTC]

I love YOU!!! You flamboyantly violent ferret of doom ^,,^

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BlitzFerret In reply to maxthesecond [2004-09-01 17:47:39 +0000 UTC]

*tacklehumpsya*
-Mik Ferret

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maxthesecond [2004-08-27 23:07:17 +0000 UTC]

Woooo! Download some ARCH ENEMY. Awsome band with awsome new vocals.

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blackheart000x [2004-08-10 16:49:18 +0000 UTC]

pr0n fer max!

[link]

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maxthesecond In reply to blackheart000x [2004-08-21 19:48:00 +0000 UTC]

WOOOOOOO!!!! Kickass... Looove the pose. It's so crazy and retarded, just like meee ^,,^!! *hug/snuffs*

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blackheart000x In reply to maxthesecond [2004-08-21 20:45:15 +0000 UTC]

yer welcome

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blackheart000x [2004-08-06 04:59:58 +0000 UTC]

WHEN DO I SEE YOU DRAW MENDES?!

i want to see the sexy gambling goat in action

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blackheart000x [2004-07-31 04:00:56 +0000 UTC]

ur bunny is the sex. i must make gifts soon.

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maxthesecond In reply to blackheart000x [2004-08-02 06:57:43 +0000 UTC]

Bunnies are naturally sexy.... unless they're inbred, jawless, without fur, and with 2 1/2 legs. Ok fine, even that would be sexy, 'cause it's still a bunny ^,,~

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EbilMoms [2004-07-15 03:09:13 +0000 UTC]

you gasped at meh bad, bad bunny. But oh so hot the bunny. lol

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maxthesecond [2004-07-11 21:33:18 +0000 UTC]

I think I finally got this icon bit...

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xmansonx [2004-07-03 15:34:19 +0000 UTC]

thanks very much for the devwatch!
a for you

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maxthesecond In reply to xmansonx [2004-07-04 10:00:58 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome. ^,,~

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tinyde [2004-07-02 09:56:17 +0000 UTC]

u have a great gallery

hey do u like mushroomhead by any chance? we are looking for more members and was wondering if you would join? if so note either ~mushroomheadfans or ~ tinyde

btw u have a great gallery.... we are also currently running a contest so it would b great if ya could enter that if ya join!

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maxthesecond In reply to tinyde [2004-07-03 06:40:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, and yeah, I do in fact like Mushroom Head. Who tipped you off?

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