Mobis-New-Nest [2014-03-12 01:43:58 +0000 UTC]

While playing hopscotch one day at the park you are suddenly knocked back by an unexpected punch to the face. You land on soft grass and as you pick yourself up you look around to find yourself surrounded by eccentric looking individual making strange mumbling noises as they move around you while others summersaulted around you. Their faces were hideously grey with morbidly grey skin and red eyes while their chests had had the letter Z engraved into it. “I.R is backing HA HA HA, stupid faving person now you feel the hate and pain of I.R as I sick Putties on youing” said a short Babbon in a white shirt that had the letter I and R written upside down, who stood on a flying platform. “NOT TODAY I.R!” said a voice out of nowhere. All heads turned to the direction the voice was coming from. “ALRIGHT GUYS IT’S MORPHING TIME” said a Caucasian man dressed in jeans, red t-shirt and red stripped a vest. Beside him were five other individuals each person dressed in their own separate colors of black, pink, blue, yellow and the last person was mixed colors, in fact the last person looked older than the rest and out of place with his oversized chin and a large bulge in his pants which could have indicated he was having an erection. They all put their hands out and forward and yelled “MASTODON!” “PTERODACTYL!” “SABER TOOTH TIGER!” “TRICERATOPS!” “TYRANNOSAURUS!” “PERVERTED HERMIT GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GOO!” Their clothes transformed into uniquely designed outfits with their helmet representing what they shouted out, expect for the perverted hermit, his clothes transformed into a hermit with a large shell on his back and still having that large bulge on the front of his pants. “Perverted hermit? Wait there isn’t a sixth ranger with that name, just who the hell are you?” asked the red ranger to the hermit. “Uh the green rangers sick for the day so I’m stepping in for him, names Quagmire GIGGITTY!” “My God are you having a boner?!” yelled the pink ranger “Yeah its morning wood and afternoon wood and night wood as well but enough of that we got some ass to kick” said Quagmire. Soon The Power Rangers and The Perverted Hermit Substituting For The Green Ranger had over powered and defeated the Putties. “GRRRRR STUPID POWER RANGERS AND HERMIT PERVERTING, IR WILL GET YOU AND FAVOR NEXT TIME” Yelled the baboon as he flew away on his floating platform. “Well another favor saved today, thank you for faving at Mobis-New-Nest” said the red ranger as he shakes your hand “Great job rangers we defeated evil once again and thank you uh hermit” said the red ranger “Hey don’t mention it happy to help all of you guys and gals GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GOO!” “Uh hermit maybe you can help me by taking your hand of my breast” said the pink ranger.

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PenumbraChey [2012-05-06 04:29:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the of Kakuzu Nanny!

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RomaniaBlack [2011-12-28 01:43:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you SO much for the fave! I really appreciate it!

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ScratchPAST [2011-12-21 18:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave~

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