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polishedpieceofdirt ♂️ [40043358] [2016-08-01 10:10:24 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 5884; Deviations: 269; Watchers: 63

Watching: 73; Pageviews: 11449; Comments Made: 2612; Friends: 73

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Alyssa Neild, Shanna Van Maurik aka nogobed, Holly Warburton, Frederik Ruysch, Kristoffer Zetterstrand
Favorite movies: But Im A Cheerleader, Rango, Sucker Punch, Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop, Juno, Into The Spiderverse, Holes, Dirty Dancing
Favorite TV shows: Breaking Bad, iZombie, Riverdale, Cruel Summer, Killing Eve, Scream Queens, Adventure Time
Favorite bands / musical artists: Glass Animals, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Bring Me The Horizon, Oingo Boingo, Kennie, Slipknot
Favorite books: The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini, The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater, Gargoyle by Andrew Davidson, Boys Life by Robert McCammon
Favorite writers: Sanskriti Arya, Maggie Steifvater, Christopher Paolini, ft willz, Danez Smith, Pete Wentz
Favorite games: Skyrim, Minecraft bedrock, The Sims 4, Shadow of Mordor, Brink of Conciousness: Dorian Grey Syndrome
Favorite gaming platform: PS3, cuz its the only thing i have and i have nothing to compare it to
Tools of the Trade: ballpoint pen+whatever coloring medium is available (crayons, markers, pencil, what have you) acrylic paint, Krita and a drawing tablet
Other Interests: cock. i once made a detective stringboard about mcr lore. stephenie meyer is a terrible person, but i find the cultural phenomenon of the twilight franchise fascinating

# Comments

Comments: 311

MartyrHaus [2022-11-12 03:15:44 +0000 UTC]

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MartyrHaus [2022-11-11 01:20:39 +0000 UTC]

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MartyrHaus [2022-11-11 01:12:42 +0000 UTC]

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MartyrHaus [2022-11-11 00:44:26 +0000 UTC]

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Elianor-Hesperus [2022-11-10 19:22:19 +0000 UTC]

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to Elianor-Hesperus [2022-11-10 19:23:08 +0000 UTC]

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driftwoodwolf [2018-11-10 22:20:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot for the watch!

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Jorgipie [2018-10-28 03:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Β Thanks for the fav!

Β Β Β Β 

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Orange-1 [2018-10-25 17:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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OliverInk [2018-08-24 07:19:55 +0000 UTC]

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montag451 [2018-07-25 06:34:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot for faving!Β Β Β Β 

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saperlipop [2018-07-25 04:46:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot for the on Philippe's Little Dragon

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GothicNarcissus [2018-07-07 01:12:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you again for the !

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to GothicNarcissus [2018-07-07 20:36:04 +0000 UTC]

No problem! ^u^

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GothicNarcissus [2018-06-18 19:09:58 +0000 UTC]

Many thanks for the !

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to GothicNarcissus [2018-06-19 13:19:09 +0000 UTC]

np dude! Your photography is very unique. I like your style.

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Pertaret [2018-05-09 16:10:51 +0000 UTC]

Hey there! Thank you so much for watching me! I'm glad you like my art and hope you'll also enjoy my future works

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to Pertaret [2018-05-21 05:42:09 +0000 UTC]

np man XD your art is rad

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polishedpieceofdirt [2017-11-21 15:05:44 +0000 UTC]

OKay,I hate to be THAT person because i normally love talking to people,but if I'm already watching you and I happen to favorite something you posted,PLEASE DON'T BOTHER TO THANK ME. If I obsessively faved half your gallery,gave you a llama,and watched you,yeah okay I can understand thanking me,just give me a llama back or something. But the whole point of watching someone is to fave their stuff. It becomes a given that you're going to fave their stuff. So WHY BOTHER THANKING THEM WHEN IT JUST BECOMES MEANINGLESS POLITE BRAIN DRIBBLE AFTER THE FIRST 3,879 TIMES. I'm just going to hide your comment if you do this. Seriously.


In short,you're welcome. Now have a llama,shut up,and get off my page.

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GlaciesArdeat In reply to polishedpieceofdirt [2018-02-25 16:12:22 +0000 UTC]

Found this while trying to surf through DA using the app ahaha

But that's why you just start either:
β€’ignore them
β€’send just a "thanks", and forget about it XD (I have hundreds of comments thanking me for llamas, which is works considering llamas can be given with one click, and are usually just given to anyone a llama collector sees (the only thanks a collector wants is a llama in return)

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to GlaciesArdeat [2018-03-01 08:48:35 +0000 UTC]

yep ahahha

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HalleyAmbers [2017-11-10 18:39:23 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the fave! Always happy to see you enjoy my poems!Β Β 

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to HalleyAmbers [2017-11-11 11:53:00 +0000 UTC]

No problem! You don't need to thank me though,i fave a lot of stuff and most of the time by the time i see the comment i don't even remember what i faved XD

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FloydPinkPinkerton [2017-11-06 14:45:58 +0000 UTC]

Hi thanks for the fave! <3Β 

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to FloydPinkPinkerton [2017-11-07 13:16:05 +0000 UTC]

No problem!

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Spiritofdarkness [2017-11-04 14:40:10 +0000 UTC]

thanks a lot for the Β 

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to Spiritofdarkness [2017-11-04 17:39:40 +0000 UTC]

no problem

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FloydPinkPinkerton [2017-11-02 14:01:46 +0000 UTC]

Hi! Β 

I'm a homeschooled band-obsessed bisexual artsy socially awkward freak too!!Β 

Wanna be friends? XDΒ 
Have a great day! <3Β 

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to FloydPinkPinkerton [2017-11-02 19:00:41 +0000 UTC]

Why the hell not XD Whats your name?

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FloydPinkPinkerton In reply to polishedpieceofdirt [2017-11-02 20:25:32 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Β 

Ummm, can I note you my name cuz I'm weird and don't give it out? I'm sorry!Β 

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to FloydPinkPinkerton [2017-11-04 11:17:20 +0000 UTC]



Yeah sure.It's cool,i dont really like sharing personal stuff publicly either.

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Spiritofdarkness [2017-10-29 16:38:32 +0000 UTC]

thank you very much for the

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Spiritofdarkness [2017-10-19 15:13:44 +0000 UTC]

Β  thanks a lot for the Β 

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HalleyAmbers [2017-10-18 13:05:46 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the fave! <3

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to HalleyAmbers [2017-10-19 13:28:54 +0000 UTC]

no problem

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Spiritofdarkness [2017-10-11 10:36:04 +0000 UTC]

Β  thank you very much for the Β Β 

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to Spiritofdarkness [2017-10-11 17:21:55 +0000 UTC]

no problem! ^ ^

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EthanCreed [2017-10-10 16:05:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for all those favs and such. But everyone also seems to be thanking you so I'll do the opposite as well.... How dare you. How dare you spend time out of your day to look at my stuff. If I catch you again....I don't think it'll end well.

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to EthanCreed [2017-10-11 06:14:18 +0000 UTC]

*harrumphs loudly* Well how dare YOU take the time out of YOUR day to NOT thank me! The very nerve! Braggart! Scoundrel! Rogue!!

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EthanCreed In reply to polishedpieceofdirt [2017-10-12 13:52:35 +0000 UTC]

You dare? YOU DARE?! Your words leave nothing but a headache, rattling away in my head like knives in the wash cycle because I'm very rich and can afford a washing machine just for my cutlery! Succubus! You need not to show your true colors for I already know its comparable to vomit of that of a gnome.

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to EthanCreed [2017-10-13 14:04:29 +0000 UTC]

Yes indeed,I dare. *scoffs* O,my heart weeps for thee..Pray that thine headache be lifted shortly,if indeed you are in possession of a brain to ache at all!! If only thy fortunes of innumerable wealth could indeed buy my good gentleman some common sense,for EVERYONE knows that cutlery knives dull in water and must be washed by hand! Simpleton! Thou art daft as a jackrabbit feasted on mushrooms! Good day to you,SIR,and pray thy swollen,pained head resize itself,the better to hold its meager contents.

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EthanCreed In reply to polishedpieceofdirt [2017-10-13 23:32:26 +0000 UTC]

I should have expected such low remarks from someone such as you. And while I admit I did not know that cutlery dulled in water it is because I'm blessed with a massive fortune, enough to buy more when I need to, and apparently hard labor is what taught you this, as I assumed amongst my comrades in the gentleman's bar that I, in fact, have been talking to a lowly peasant, such as yourself. And here I am, giving such courtesy to you, as I was taught by many people throughout my well-lived life, only to have the ungrateful recipient, failing at her attempt, to throw it back at me. But not today, my unfair lady, for I am rubber and you are glue. And glue dries to a halt. Drier than your personality.

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to EthanCreed [2017-10-16 14:05:35 +0000 UTC]

And I should have expected better manners from the likes of you! Rich and noble as you may appear to be, you clearly still have no sense. Why constantly buy more cutlery when instead you could have just one servant or maid to wash them by hand when needed, thus saving your apparent wealth innumerable quantities per month? Aye,hard labour hath taught me, and taught me well. For all your ramblings of fortune and greatness, clearly thou art an inexperienced, pampered simpleton, as you betray thyself by utter lack of tact,discipline,and plain knowledge about the world that rests beneath thy very feet! Not know how to wash thine own dishes, nor manage thine own wealth? Fool! One day thou shalt find thyself in situations fittingly as dire as thy lack of foresight, and shall search for means to prosper through thine own labour, only to come up empty! Empty as thine own over-confident head! Empty as thy sense of regard for others! Empty as thy foolish,toxic sense of pride! Fie upon thee. Do not indeed attempt to browbeat me into submission, for it shall not work; such tricks are beneath me, as is indeed every common, arrogant insult you have thrown at my image since the start. Unfair lady,you say? Pooh. Personal insults are the most obvious sign of a wounded pride. May yours mend in time.

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EthanCreed In reply to polishedpieceofdirt [2017-10-20 02:30:53 +0000 UTC]

You prolong the inevitable by blatantly padding your sentences, trying aggressively with a desperate futile attempt to show me up. And what makes this more annoying, which is such a surprising point considering who you are, is that you think because you were taught some small amount of Shakespearean literature in school you would know the intricacies of vernacular wit, using old and outdated comebacks to go toe-to-toe with me? Of course I mean this metaphorically, given how disproportionate your features your profile pictures reveal, I can assume you have hobbit like feet.

All of this pales in significance to the size of your ego: of course you had to, just had to, reply to me. You could have let it go, you could have allowed this one time interaction. But you didn't, you couldn't handle it, you were compelled to, by some Neanderthal urge. And while I stay in the role of a good samaritan, to teach you a lesson, you will always reply because your primal instincts takes command and forces you to lash out. To make it more clear to you, this is going to be a never-ending cycle of my good will be turned into aggression unless someone takes the high road and ends it. And with these few responses we have had with each other I've come to the conclusion that will have to be me for you're too stubborn to see any other path to take other than the one to stroke your ego. So here's to attempt number two.

Oh (scoff) thanks for the watch.

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to EthanCreed [2017-10-20 14:42:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh, honestly, my good fellow, I could easily say all the above and more of thee,for you are a hypocrite as well as a knave. Indeed, may I ask, what is this lesson that you are so desperate to teach? How to boorishly prolong an already pointless argument to such extreme lengths that it is rendered dull and repetitive with little or no momentum? I grown weary with thy half-hearted insults. Honestly, your personal remarks are as pointless as they are senseless and redundant, much like the rest of your ill-construed attempt at rising me to anger. Indeed, one could easily say that YOU just had to reply to ME. We could go around and around on this self-fulfilling point until Judgement Day,and we'd only prove ourselves the more foolish and hypocritical. The only purpose of my replying to this round of ill-mannered ranting is to respond to this last oh-so-offhanded comment of yours. (scoffs back) You're welcome.

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EthanCreed In reply to polishedpieceofdirt [2017-10-20 21:06:19 +0000 UTC]

And just as I a predicted...

I too grow tired of these... wordful tussles we've had.

Although I see no reason for you to watch me, I don't draw that much anymore.

And now I don't know how to reset to a more normal conversation. Woe is me.

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to EthanCreed [2017-10-21 20:11:29 +0000 UTC]

*rolls eyes* Oh,forget the argument XD You're welcome for the faves and the watch,this literally made my entire week XD Seriously,thanks.

...Now get the fuck off my page you peasant.

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EthanCreed In reply to polishedpieceofdirt [2017-10-21 20:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Such aggression! Well, I know when I'm not wanted...

Find me again when you are not so cruel to the loving people around you.
-scadaddles away-

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polishedpieceofdirt In reply to EthanCreed [2017-10-22 13:26:52 +0000 UTC]

*harrumphs and stalks away*

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Spiritofdarkness [2017-10-03 15:11:08 +0000 UTC]

Β Β  thanks a lot for the Β Β Β Β 

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