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ravenouswolf
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[2006-08-02 17:52:11 +0000 UTC]
"Smile - It confuses the enemy."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 5; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 1
Watching: 138; Pageviews: 3105; Comments Made: 121; Friends: 138
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: (Besides myself...?) o_OFavorite movies: I'm a movie-addict, favs stretch as far and wide as my capacity for boredom
Favorite bands / musical artists: too many to name (which is the same as saying it changes so often I have no idea)
Tools of the Trade: My mind, directing the hands, that pour out my soul.
Other Interests: drawing, writing, parkour, lifeguarding, martial arts, soccer, and hangin' w/ friends
# About me
I'm an unpredictable figure, often seen stomping pavement and wearing sunglasses at night. In my spare time I redecorate traffic intersections with toilet paper. I save dumb people from the hazards of water and slippery concrete. On a whim I can coax a unicorn out of hiding.Occasionally, I hold my breath for five days straight. I woo women with my lyrical and voluptuous poetry. I can navigate bumper cars with maximum effectiveness, and I make omelettes without breaking any eggs.
I am praised for my compassion, ridiculed for my solitude, and feared for my deadly accuracy with a pillow. I have gone on most excellent adventures through time in a phone booth. Washing machines cease to function in my presence. I have been the pupil of the Dream Weaver, and the apprentice of James Earl Jones.
I can spit through the eye of a needle without hitting the rim. I conduct the philharmonic orchestra with chopsticks to make them play slightly off-key. In Germany I endured the excruciating pain of electrocution. Sunday mornings I can be found straightening telephone poles along Main Street. I believe tightrope walkers should never trip on the sidewalk.
My services are frequently engaged in field-testing the softness of theater seating at movie premiers. In Burma I rescued an indigenous tribe of pygmies from an octopus suffering chronic indigestion. When bored I hold up the world in both hands to get a better look at it. Children in my proximity are safe.
I can speak sign language with my feet. Four months out of the year I train astronauts in a simulated vacuum. Gravity is utterly under my control. I have spent an entire afternoon redesigning kitchen appliances to minimize their wind resistance.
On vacation in the South of France I defeated a mime at twister to resolve a hostage situation. I win staring contests with walls. I breed prize-winning salmon. My pirate crew ravages the seas of the Ray Meyer waters and I, the captain, release the Krakkens. In a state of sheer recklessness I discovered an alternate form of skydiving.
I enjoy books by the fire, walks by the moonlight, and doughnuts by the dozen. My knack for pruning hedges into elaborate animal shapes has earned me much renown among international gardening circles. I ride a motorcycle with no hands. Several books have been written detailing my spelunking exploits. Spanish women swoon to my dancing.
I do not panic.
# Comments
Comments: 37
Thanks for the watch.
Okay no, that's boring. How about I give you a more interesting comment? Such as...did you know that ten percent of the population has a fear of receiving hugs from the opposite gender?
Yeah. 
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hiiiiiiiiiiiii thanks for watching me.
do you do any artworks?
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thanx for the watch
i'd say welcome, but it seems youve been here a while
no uploads or favs?
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Hello, man. I wanted to swing by and thank you for the watch.
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