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spittle ♂️ [248631] [2002-06-20 00:09:44 +0000 UTC] "Kevin McConnell" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 6; Deviations: 6; Watchers: 14

Watching: 5; Pageviews: 6918; Comments Made: 849; Friends: 5

# Interests

Favorite writers: Stephen King
Favorite games: Russian Rock-Paper-Scissors
Favorite gaming platform: Table

# About me

Current Residence: Canada
Operating System: Windows ME
MP3 player of choice: Winamp
Shell of choice: Tortoise
Wallpaper of choice: Smurf
Skin of choice: My own, thank you very much!
Favourite cartoon character: Tick, the

# Comments

Comments: 168

piqument [2012-08-22 18:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Totes missing you and your stories!!! If you ever published them professionally, let me know. I'd love a copy!

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bluvirgo [2009-10-03 03:10:17 +0000 UTC]

OMG your still on Deviant art. WOW. Its good to see some old familiar faces. Thanks for stopping by. WOW, it's been a long time.....I still remember your stories, one of them, "Pickled Punk"....
I haven't been on for ages, and since I wasn't on, I took down all my writing.....now I don't know where I put it, lol....

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piqument [2005-03-21 10:07:24 +0000 UTC]

Your stories were always entertaining! Drop me a line if you ever start to publish--I'd like to read them.

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bruisedapple [2003-12-01 03:29:45 +0000 UTC]

God I miss you. Not that you're God. Though you might be. Cause I feel like things have taken a turn for the worse now that you're away from my life. Where are you oh all knowing all commenting hilariously guy?

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piqument [2003-08-17 05:59:53 +0000 UTC]

*Snarfsnarfsnarfsnarf*

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piqument [2003-08-04 06:54:04 +0000 UTC]

Poor spittle! Drop me a line from the netherworld and let me know if you ever got published!

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mazuko [2003-05-29 03:48:13 +0000 UTC]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where oh where has Spittle gone? Take care buddy, sorry that I disappeared for a few months, I come back and you have left

Hope all is well!

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bluvirgo [2003-05-06 18:45:26 +0000 UTC]

Thankyou for your comments, Spittle. It's nice to know you are still around....(and still writing, I hope) Good to hear from ya.

On Stephen King, I'm reading his book "On Writing," and it's really interesting how he got his ideas, and what he thinks about the process of writing. If you haven't read it yet, I encourage you to get it.

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piqument [2003-05-01 18:46:21 +0000 UTC]

The inability to catch a cold or get the flu is something I'd dearly love to do.

However I'm trapped and doomed to do with colds and flu for many years.

Although if the undead did get the flu, wouldn't it have that extra element of undead creepiness of "cold from the grave?"

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piqument [2003-04-28 15:49:54 +0000 UTC]

I am ever glad for the visits from the netherworld. How goes the unlife?

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piqument [2003-04-11 11:29:19 +0000 UTC]

Yep--she actually draws herself into the critter (it's some sort of avater) usually so I've tried to keep some of that into the piece. And I hadn't thought of having the rat blasting our of the sewer--maybe have some muck flying over the place? That sounds pretty cool.

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spyed [2003-04-10 10:15:38 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.

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piqument [2003-04-06 20:49:01 +0000 UTC]

We miss you, spittle!

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bluvirgo [2003-03-23 23:02:40 +0000 UTC]



Thankyou for your honest comments. When someone is directly honest and say "I didn't quite understand the ending," I appreciate that. I can hone that in to make it feel more universal.



Been doing any writing lately?

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bruisedapple [2003-03-22 07:12:00 +0000 UTC]

Want to know something freaky? Today, I was talking about your story Green Cadaver. My friends brother was talking about how he stores corn and other random things in a cupboard and I asked if that's where the dead body storage was too, and he said "yep, but around here they're called cadavers" and that instantly reminded me of you (...that's a good thing right?) and I proceeded to tell him the plot of your story. He wasn't too weirded out by it cause he and I have similar personalities so he seemed to understand the tangent I went off on. Plus I'm hot, so that makes anything I say that much more interesting. And I just impressed myself by remembering so much of your story, so I thought I'd let you know how memorable it really was. Because I read it a LONG time ago. But it was so cool that it stuck.

You own. (not sure what exactly... but it seems to be a positive/encouraging statement that fit nicely for closing)

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elvishame [2003-03-21 16:49:30 +0000 UTC]


thanks 4 comments and +fav.

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bluvirgo [2003-02-03 05:02:11 +0000 UTC]



Thankyou for the wonderful comments...

you haven't written anything for a long time, I was starting to wonder if you were still on....

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mazuko [2003-01-31 01:49:53 +0000 UTC]

Hey Spittle, thank's for the comment on "Napkin Sprawlings II". Your right my last poem was also written on a napkin as is the one I am going to submit here in about 5 minutes. When your on your lunch break sometimes you don't have a notebook handy and you use the first thing you can write on. In my case it is often a napkin. Believe it or not I have only written three pieces on napkin's the rest of my pieces have either been done in a notebook or whilst sitting here on the computer.

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ladygekko [2003-01-31 00:37:36 +0000 UTC]

Sure, he's a one-bite-bear. But who bites who?

I hope I didn't freak him out too much. It was one of the rare times my bus sketches weren't horribly negative. Was nice.

LadyGekko.

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ladygekko [2003-01-29 19:23:25 +0000 UTC]

I think I will miss Cherrydrop, myself. He did like her. She's just a regular girl who talks to her teddy bear, now.

LadyGekko.

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ladygekko [2003-01-26 22:57:44 +0000 UTC]

Lethargic monkeys are best. And that Shatterdoll joke was kinda sic.

Cherrydrop and Suzie's relationship is definitely changing. It's weird, I felt all empowered/weak while writing it. It was a very odd feeling.

LadyGekko.

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piqument [2003-01-24 08:15:38 +0000 UTC]

Then we have something in common!

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ladygekko [2003-01-23 05:01:18 +0000 UTC]

I don't even know if there was power to begin with. Maybe (I was thinking of this today) both stories happen at the same time, and we're just seeing different perspectives of the same girl.... Mirror, mirror, on the wall....

You're right about Shatterdoll. No love there whatsoever. Plenty of emotion, but no love.

You know, I don't know if the teacher notices me at all. I swoon when he talks. It's unhealthy.

You know, while on the subject of monkeys, my friend Mike has some with velcro on their hands. He puts them into obscene positions. It's somewhat enetertaining, but could contribute to one's monkaphobia. And don't laugh at my monkey. Mew.

Suzie doesn't necessarily want to run away... I think Cherrydrop forces her. "I wonder if she's going to get caught. That would probably be pretty disastrous for pretty much everybody." I've been thinking about that. It would definitely be disatrous for her, since Suzie doesn't really realise she's doing anything wrong...

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bluvirgo [2003-01-22 16:14:18 +0000 UTC]



Thankyou so much for your comments....

I just love this little riddle....erh, should you call it a riddle.

I don't know where you go to buy CD's, but the newest ones I find is up to 12 dollars, sometimes more.

I was wondering, should I put times at the end of each line, or is that a little redundant?

I think you are the only Devient with the most hits with less deviations.

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ladygekko [2003-01-18 02:17:55 +0000 UTC]

Your comment on Popsicle made me giggle. And The Philosophy Teacher (unlike what some people think, grr, arg, not you) is almost all fiction. Except the lollipops. I mean, hell, this is university. They let you have whatever the hell you want as long as you're decently quiet.

LadyGekko.

ps. Join the deranged cat-cult. You get to wear cool helmets.

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bruisedapple [2003-01-13 12:39:02 +0000 UTC]

Just dropping by to see if anything's new with you...and it isn't. How disapointing.

Update your journal. Or POST something.

Now, my mother just reminded me that I'm not wearing any pants, and I have to leave for school in two seconds, so I should probably do something about that.

Have a good day.

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ladygekko [2003-01-09 15:23:54 +0000 UTC]

If you thought the postcard was omnious... [link]

And no worries, I'm not done with Suzie.

LadyGekko.

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bluvirgo [2003-01-08 20:45:13 +0000 UTC]

Thankyou for your comments.....I love the title ideas.....I think that'll help me flesh it out.

I appreciate the honesty. I haven't written for a while...probably a few months, at least, since Natalie...the peice. I found it odd that I started writing about emptying a desk, kind of like the mystery, "Okay, how many people has she been with...." it needs fleshing out, but I'm stumped.

Thankyou. You've been a big help.

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ladygekko [2003-01-08 00:53:50 +0000 UTC]

You know, it was tough choosing between the three guys. I picked Hunter because I liked him best. I'm so demented sometimes.

LadyGekko.

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bruisedapple [2003-01-06 21:57:10 +0000 UTC]

Hurray for everyone! I posted a comment. [link]

God. Like anyone cares. It really sucks btw. But w/e. You know I have SOME creativity somewhere deep down in me. I hope. And if not, well I can always fall back on my career as an underwear model.

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bruisedapple [2003-01-06 05:27:29 +0000 UTC]

I'll keep you posted on my commenting on Chris's poem about me.

So far? Didn't happen yet.
Now? Nope...
NOW? no sorry.

Maybe tomorrow. and the only pervert here is Chris. My best "friend"

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whitepumkinpatch [2003-01-03 17:29:46 +0000 UTC]

ty for the comment

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ladygekko [2003-01-03 16:59:45 +0000 UTC]

Seriously, I've resolved not to have resolutions.... Oy.

Exactly close how I was to my friends when I was eleven. You've got the idea perfectly. And then we all changed and moved and shifted... No more.

Love love in this new year.

LadyGekko.

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mazuko [2003-01-01 16:55:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank's again for the comments. With "My Goddess" I could not remember which Queen Elizabeth I had wanted so I simply just left it like that haha. Thank you for making that remark as now I know haha.

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ladygekko [2002-12-28 21:43:10 +0000 UTC]

Do you know, she's supposed to be waving. My work is not sprinkled by violence... It's supposed to be cute! Grrr.

LadyGekko.

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ladygekko [2002-12-26 19:48:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, you're pretty nice, for a FLESH EATING GUY!! Aaaugh! Thanks for all the comments. I like to think of it as Alice - Smushed. I think I'm starting to get a migraine again.

And it was Rolo ice cream, not haggendaz.

LadyGekko.

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piqument [2002-12-26 08:55:55 +0000 UTC]

*snigger*

If their minds are in the gutter, there's nothing much to do. I need to tell you the story of a bottle/waterfall picture a friend of mine made one time, and was forced to take it down.

In that above case, a nun had the "interesting" mind.

"sealynx"? What an interesting term. I love it!

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mazuko [2002-12-26 04:45:45 +0000 UTC]

THank's for the comment on Chapter 11 of "The Azguard Chronicles" at this point I think you are one of three people that have read or are reading it. Much appreciation on the comments. Just a one question on the overall story to sooth my curiosity. What are you thoughts of the story so far?

Thank's again for the comment and Merry Christmas

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ladygekko [2002-12-25 20:53:30 +0000 UTC]

Donkey-phones are all the rage, guy. Like Hello Kitty toasters. Mew.

Merry christmas, darling.

LadyGekko.

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ladygekko [2002-12-23 22:25:53 +0000 UTC]

Go. What's Pink? Go-go?

LadyGekko.

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rebelchic [2002-12-21 17:17:37 +0000 UTC]

Oi!

He speaks.

Thank you.

Merry Christmas too!

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mazuko [2002-12-21 02:57:34 +0000 UTC]

Once again thank's for the comments on my 4 most recent submissions. Still waiting to see some more of you work man. In the meantime enjoy your Christmas holiday and don't eat too much =8op

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bruisedapple [2002-12-20 19:08:51 +0000 UTC]

The reason the girl said she wants to write a biography about a biographer is because that's my new goal in life. To get famous off of some else's moochy fame.

You're the only person on the planet who could fully appreciate that statement. Thank you for rocking my socks.

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piqument [2002-12-20 18:24:31 +0000 UTC]

Er, 100%.

Also, don't forget the LJ offer.

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piqument [2002-12-20 18:23:59 +0000 UTC]

Spittle: you are awesome.

You just made my day !00% better.

Thank you.

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piqument [2002-12-18 20:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Also, just to let you know--I suddenly have all of these lj accounts to give away! The criteria for them are in my recent DA journal, so if you think you might want one, please check it out.

And merry Christmas!

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ladygekko [2002-12-11 17:57:18 +0000 UTC]

They'll never find us in our igloo-ness. Muahaha!!

My little sister is heading for the 6'1 mark. Scary, eh? I hate being in front of the mirror with her with my pitiful 5'6. Meh. I'll live through it.

LadyGekko.

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chaosboy [2002-12-10 12:32:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah?

Weeellll! I think I'm going to have to arrange a meeting between you and Danny. Although you won't actually know about it.

Catch my drift?


Thanks man.

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fetalflyer [2002-12-10 06:19:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for your comment! IT was well thought out and i qute enjoyed getting it. And don't worry, i love double negatives.

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mazuko [2002-12-06 22:53:09 +0000 UTC]

Once again thank's for the comments bro I will be posting Chapter 11 probably sometime today or tomorrow.

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