Roiisova [2019-12-28 03:26:56 +0000 UTC]

 It's my little Russian Lady. Are you getting ready for Hot Date?

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Roiisova [2019-12-28 01:04:28 +0000 UTC]

Look how empty this place is... so peaceful. Undisturbed.
It would be a shame if I- ahem- SOMEONE came back from the dead and left letters of their undying love to you.
A cleverly written serenade from an unknown and most mysterious admirer. A bouquet of foxglove left at your front door.
They say his fur is in equal description to the sun, blazing-red and warm.
Yet you can never catch sight of him. Such an impish, foxy fellow...

Could it really be?


An age-old joke that's been so overused it's been beaten into the ground?

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