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timing2 [3797309] [2006-12-19 18:08:27 +0000 UTC] "∃ A Precision Timepiece" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 954; Deviations: 78; Watchers: 1887

Watching: 72; Pageviews: 350370; Comments Made: 17230; Friends: 72

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Frank Frazetta, Luis Royo, John Berkey, Masamune Shirow
Favorite movies: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Favorite TV shows: TV? What's that?
Favorite bands / musical artists: Johann Sebastian Bach
Favorite books: Foundation, The Black Company, The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, Dune, The Weapon Shops of Isher
Favorite writers: Isaac Asimov, Glen Cook, Robert A. Heinlein, Frank Herbert, A. E. van Vogt
Favorite games: Current: Mass Effect Trilogy, Alltime: Starflight
Favorite gaming platform: PC & PS3
Tools of the Trade: Word, WordPerfect, WordWeb Pro, TheSage, Merriam-Webster's Guide to Punctuation and Style
Other Interests: Speculative Fiction, GTS, Vore

# About me

The stories I write are set in Felarya, a wonderful fantasy world created by Karbo. They typically include soft vore, though that is usually not the central theme, so be forewarned. If that is not your cup of tea, please do not delve any further.

If you enjoy reading these stories, I highly recommend another author by the name of FS-the-voresmith . Several of his stories and characters have inspired my own.

His Story 53 in particular takes place in the Howling Forest, with several of my own characters making appearances.



"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea."
~ RFC 1925

“Some people, when confronted with a Unix problem, think, ‘I know, I’ll use sed.’ Now they have two problems.”
~ The UNIX Haters Handbook

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do."
~Benjamin Franklin

Felarya authors I read:


Artists I commission:


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Mature Content


# Comments

Comments: 31199

ReefChong [2020-06-11 21:24:47 +0000 UTC]

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AgnosticDragon In reply to ReefChong [2021-05-22 13:34:54 +0000 UTC]

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inactive-list [2019-03-17 18:42:35 +0000 UTC]

Your death has been noted.

Please remain still while your inactive account is collected.


Thank you for your existence.

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Diznits [2019-01-20 17:03:33 +0000 UTC]

who are you and how did you get so many damn llamas

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Sotkettu In reply to Diznits [2019-03-18 12:04:54 +0000 UTC]

timing2 bought most of his Llama badges through the Llama Trade where people could give for Llamas. He was one of the first people on deviantART to receive the highest Llama level - the Golden Llama badge (that was later upgraded to Runaway Llamas). He was also one of the first people to reach the 100,000 Llamas limit only after couple of months after the Llama badge was introduced. Because of a weird glitch some deviantART users received more than 100,000 Llamas - for example his account has 100,001 Llamas.

It is unclear how some accounts had enough money to buy all the Llamas. 100,000 is quite expensive to buy (because just 8,000 is 100 US Dollars). So he used over 1000 US Dollars to buy all the Llamas. Maybe those are just really rich people or it was a some sort of credit card fraud because it feels weird that some people would spent over 1000 US Dollars to just to buy Llamas.

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littleyellowllama In reply to Sotkettu [2019-12-02 21:19:49 +0000 UTC]

I would say llamas have achieved collectible status for some. I am aware of collectible items like artwork, coins, and stamps selling for millions of dollars. That said, some people turn around and sell those, which cannot be done with llama badges. timing2 was first to reach 100,000. I do not know who was first to 10,000 or 25,000, though it might have been him. He also gave out more than 100,000 llamas.

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Diznits In reply to Sotkettu [2019-03-18 19:39:00 +0000 UTC]

daaaaaaaamn son

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107galaxytachyon [2019-01-13 23:48:34 +0000 UTC]

Mind if I ask you something?

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Bone-fmr0 [2018-10-09 09:38:41 +0000 UTC]

Hello, I would like to join your group        please.

(I have more than 10.000 llamas.)

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AgnosticDragon In reply to Bone-fmr0 [2019-03-10 21:31:25 +0000 UTC]

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Bone-fmr0 In reply to AgnosticDragon [2019-03-11 18:40:29 +0000 UTC]

That's too bad.
Because he was the only admin, then this group is dead. 

If you want to create a sort of duplicate of the "Golden llama club", I will gladly join as a member. 

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AgnosticDragon In reply to Bone-fmr0 [2019-03-16 14:57:10 +0000 UTC]

I am thinking about it. I need to be a core member because I am already an admin of three groups each here and on My core membership expires on March 28. I am still deciding what to do.

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littleyellowllama In reply to AgnosticDragon [2019-04-06 16:17:41 +0000 UTC]

I bought three more months of core membership on my main account, which gives me more time to think about it.

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Doggutsz [2018-10-03 19:49:41 +0000 UTC]

One day, I will achieve such a thing like you did, 100k llama's. I don't care how long it will take, but I will not stop until I have reached my main llama goal...

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AgnosticDragon [2018-01-28 22:23:42 +0000 UTC]

Congratulations on 100,000 llamas. I hope you are still around.

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moioflb [2018-01-01 02:12:37 +0000 UTC]

            
                     
      Congratulations on reaching 100,000!
                

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FlawStud [2017-11-28 03:07:49 +0000 UTC]

i wonder what will happen if i put one more llama on top of this huge pile of llamas..

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kheng [2017-05-17 06:17:13 +0000 UTC]

nice badges!

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KuriTails [2017-05-16 19:01:11 +0000 UTC]

What? There is a limit of llamas you can get? And you got it? Holy moly. Great Art.

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westerncroc In reply to KuriTails [2017-08-19 03:32:30 +0000 UTC]

Not only did he get. He was the first to do so. It took him less than three months. The current count stands at ten who have done it, though there is another person who will get it in the next day or two.

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dragon808tr [2017-02-10 04:44:45 +0000 UTC]

Just wondering, do you answer questions? 

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jigglyroll In reply to dragon808tr [2017-05-01 03:42:48 +0000 UTC]

...he is inactive...

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jxdemotion [2017-01-27 16:52:53 +0000 UTC]

HAIL THE LLAMA KING

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ProbablyAPotato [2016-12-05 17:38:21 +0000 UTC]

hey guys i mean just cuz he has 100,001 badges and can't get any more doesn't mean you can't still give one too me, if u know what I mean   

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HisBestFantasyEverXD In reply to ProbablyAPotato [2017-03-17 13:48:23 +0000 UTC]

Have a llama!!!     

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ProbablyAPotato In reply to HisBestFantasyEverXD [2017-03-17 18:30:26 +0000 UTC]

thank u

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Gojira1999 In reply to ProbablyAPotato [2017-01-16 23:18:59 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, it's disappointing that you are trying to get llamas by saying "just because he can't get anymore doesn't mean you shouldn't give them to me" in a nutshell. If you want llamas, buy some with points or trade points for llamas.

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ProbablyAPotato In reply to Gojira1999 [2017-01-16 23:30:42 +0000 UTC]

woah man chill out. i was just trying to be funny. i have enough llamas.

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Gojira1999 In reply to ProbablyAPotato [2017-01-16 23:33:55 +0000 UTC]

Don't tell me to chill out, deviantart is not a place for people who advertise on the accounts of other peoples. It's not funny, it never has been funny, and it never will be funny.

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hystenykh In reply to Gojira1999 [2017-03-17 16:56:24 +0000 UTC]

Wooh daim! Keep calm! Have you ever realised that everybody here are making joke and having fun? It is not your job to answer and say what ProbablyAPotato need to do on this account, ok?
You don't have to answer, I mean it.

Have a good day.

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ProbablyAPotato In reply to Gojira1999 [2017-01-16 23:41:51 +0000 UTC]

Um, I'm not advertising? Why are you taking this so seriously? I'm not begging for llamas here, I just saw that this guy was a llama legend. Besides, I don't even need llamas and didn't need them when I posted that on his page. And, I'll have you know that only 1 person has ever given me a llama because of that comment, and they thought it was funny. Which I am ok with. It's just llama badges, not something actually worth targeting someone about. 

To top things off, I wasn't advertising. Again, I was just making a joke. And yes, DeviantArt isn't a place where people should advertise on other people's accounts. But you know what? DA is for understanding other people's art styles and being ok with what those people like. So maybe you SHOULD chill, because you need to go along with DeviantArt and understand and accept that some people do find it funny.

Good day.

P.S.

I think I will send you a llama badge for your trouble responding and arguing with me

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hystenykh In reply to ProbablyAPotato [2017-01-10 01:10:29 +0000 UTC]

I was about to ask the same thing :/

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HisBestFantasyEverXD In reply to hystenykh [2017-03-17 13:49:21 +0000 UTC]

Have a llama!!

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hystenykh In reply to HisBestFantasyEverXD [2017-03-17 16:51:46 +0000 UTC]

Have one back!

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ProbablyAPotato In reply to hystenykh [2017-01-10 01:13:27 +0000 UTC]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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hystenykh In reply to ProbablyAPotato [2017-01-10 01:14:25 +0000 UTC]

DD

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Scarlett-Ivory [2016-10-29 20:12:53 +0000 UTC]

Congrats on the llamas!!

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Pikagoku06 [2016-10-19 19:49:44 +0000 UTC]

The llama king!

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ProbablyAPotato [2016-09-03 22:38:07 +0000 UTC]

haha llama

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Drena-The-Eliatrope [2016-08-22 06:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Everything. Here. Is amazing! I wanna give you a llama for it but you maxxed out (a little more than that actually XD)! I don't know the story of the glitch though, only that it exists. Do you know how it happened, Timing2?       

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Azure-Dragon-Seiryu [2016-07-17 19:44:18 +0000 UTC]

It's over 9,000!

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fumstix In reply to Azure-Dragon-Seiryu [2016-08-18 17:18:59 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Azure-Dragon-Seiryu In reply to fumstix [2016-08-18 17:27:06 +0000 UTC]

I wish i had that many llamas tho

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fumstix In reply to Azure-Dragon-Seiryu [2016-08-18 20:17:53 +0000 UTC]

Same here pal!

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Azure-Dragon-Seiryu In reply to fumstix [2016-08-18 21:01:36 +0000 UTC]

i'm glad we both agreed on something

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fumstix In reply to Azure-Dragon-Seiryu [2016-08-18 22:58:19 +0000 UTC]

Woohoo!! (Do you like candy corn) random question....

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Azure-Dragon-Seiryu In reply to fumstix [2016-08-19 00:56:38 +0000 UTC]

Yes i love candy corn 

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fumstix In reply to Azure-Dragon-Seiryu [2016-08-19 14:41:05 +0000 UTC]

Then we definetly have something in common!
Candy corn ftw

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Azure-Dragon-Seiryu In reply to fumstix [2016-08-19 16:32:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah *high five*

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fumstix In reply to Azure-Dragon-Seiryu [2016-08-19 22:28:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol *returns high five*

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