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[2018-04-10 17:05:59 +0000 UTC]
"1-30-22 moved to purplecorridors"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 273; Deviations: 60; Watchers: 11
Watching: 13; Pageviews: 3376; Comments Made: 317; Friends: 13
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: My friend's art lolFavorite movies: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
Favorite TV shows: Sailor Moon, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, The Seven Deadly Sins
Favorite bands / musical artists: Gurty Beats, emune, Slayer, Supertramp, Steely Dan, etc.
Favorite books: Children of Blood and Bone
Favorite writers: None yet
Favorite games: Skyrim I guess
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: Just do your thing bro
Other Interests: Being angry lol
# Comments
Comments: 68
Thank you for the support, I'm glad you liked our crafts! !
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I had a good day of waitressing for once, so I gave a homeless man $20 on the walk home.
Homeless Man: There must be a mistake!
Me: No mistake. I can afford to cut back a little. Have a wonderful day.
Homeless Man: (tearing up)
Suddenly, a shrieky little voice rang out. A pasty dude wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora barrelled toward me.
Dipshit: The fuck are you doing??!!!
He yanked the $20 bill from the homeless man’s grip, slicing his fingers on the paper. He stuffed the bloody bill in my face.
Dipshit: No. NO. You worked for this money while he sat on his ass and jerked off. YOU KEEP IT.
He threw the money in my face.
Me: What the fuck is your problem, asshole??
Dipshit: Listen to me, you fucking useless female. I’m from New York City, where the homeless have the decency to try and work for money, whether it’s shining your shoes, cleaning your windshield, or just doing a little dance on the street corner. I once saw a man with one leg hop in a circle for hours to make $6 in change! That’s the difference between a classy homeless person... and a BUM.
Me: Well this is my money. I earned it. I’ll use it any way I like. How do you get your money if you’re so important?
Dipshit: I don’t need a job because my mom gives me money!
A crowd had formed. Everyone was glaring at this scumbag and a few were even cheering me on.
Homeless Man: You want a dance, you little prick?
Everyone turned to see this homeless man rising to his feet. To our amazement, he began to perform a pitch-perfect, Korean style dance.
Homeless Man: Oppa homeless style!
The crowd erupted. We all began to join in the dance, save for Dipshit, who turned bright purple.
Everyone: Op! Op! Op! Oppa homeless style!
I threw my $20 at the homeless man’s feet. Everyone else followed suit, tossing money at him. A woman in a suit gave him her gold watch. Dipshit took off running while the rest of us danced into the night.
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Thanks for the copypasta...I guess?
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K. ROOL:
Lookie here, lookie here, look what I've got!
Don't think I won't let little Diddy drop!
DK:
Hold it now, hold it now, hold it, hold it right there!
You wouldn't drop, couldn't drop, you wouldn't dare!
K. ROOL:
I'm a reasonable raving, derange-able despot!
I'll tell you what, we'll trade, like a stock-exchange
Wheel and deal, how's that feel? It's a steal
Diddy for the Coconut, the Coconut for Diddy!
DIDDY:
Don't do it! Don't do it! He's bluffin', I hope!
K. ROOL:
I guarantee, as you see, there's no pity for Diddy!
KLUMP & KRUSHA:
No bluffin'! No bluffin'! No bluffin'! No bluffin'!
DK:
Wait a sec! What the heck? Let us make a trade
Give me my little buddy and we'll stop this escapade
K. ROOL:
Diddy for the Coconut! The Coconut for Diddy!
I'm going to count to ten and it's up to you then!
One!
KLUMP:
A-one! A-one!
KRUSHA:
This is fun
DIDDY:
DK! Beware!
Take care, it's a snare!
He's just guff'n, he be bluffin'
It's K. Rool, he'll stop at nothin'!
K. ROOL:
Two! And you, it's your cue, whatcha gonna do?
DK:
Gotta think, what to do, or my little buddy's through!
Give up the Coconut or else he's gonna drop you!
K. ROOL:
How touching! I may cry, don't you see? Do I hear "three"?!
KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Three! A-three! Let him drop and then we'll see!
Three! A-three! Make him Diddy fricassee!
DIDDY:
Hey, big buddy! Did you see, did you see?
You can save the Coconut, the Coconut can save me!
K. ROOL:
Four!
DIDDY:
Wait, there's more! Got a plan, got a trick
You can use your big foot, hit 'em with a big foot kick!
DK:
What?
K. ROOL:
Five!
KLUMP & KRUSHA:
That's no jive! Take a dive!
K. ROOL:
Six and seven!
Time to learn a lesson!
DIDDY:
C'mon, big buddy, use your big foot kick!
DK:
I get it, I get it! Little buddy, that's slick!
But I got two coconuts, so which one do I pick?
K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Eight!
DK:
Wait, I have to concentrate!
K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Nine!
DK:
Can't decide, do or die, running out of time!
K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Ten!
K. ROOL:
It's time to end this drama!
DK:
Here goes nothing, banana-slamma!
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I go outside, I smeel it
A mysterious verb is in the air...
I got an asthma fit
This is so unfair but I’m outside in the fresh air with the fresh air breathing in the fresh air
This song was sponsored by Miracle Gro
Tastes good, Jim!
I gotta pay my bills tho...
Please buy soil at Lowes.com i’m lonely
I go outside
(It’s dark!)
I touch the grass
(It’s dark!)
I eat the dirt
(It’s dirt!)
It’s dark outside
(It’s dark!)
I go outside
(It’s dark!)
I touch the grass
(It’s dark!)
I eat the dirt
(It’s dirt!)
It’s dark outside
Why don’t you retweet my tweet?
You know that’d be real neat
That dirt on your feet...
Looks like a real treat!
(Jim!)
I might be a worm
But at least my rhymes are firm
They call me Earthworm Len
…………………. yea
Where’s my shovel?
(It’s dark!)
Shit I opened Skype and I can’t get it to stop
(It’s dark!)
GHOST and Aria are bullying Ponko!
(It’s dirt!)
It’s dark outside
Give a standing ovation
For every crustacean
A worm? He’s an earthworm!
A big boy worm!
Take a munch of the good crunch!
If it’s crunchy and good, it’s a good munch!
If you have a good time it’s a good crunch!
Think of a crunch: If it’s a munch, its good
Is it possible? Can it happen?
Can’t have the crunch without the munch
It’s like a good relationship
You don’t want an unhealthy crumch
Buying 72,000 birds on Amazon Prime
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That’s pretty cool!
Oi oi oi, break it up lads!
It’s the official Ponko song!
Ponko ponko!
It’s dark outside!
[gasps] LISTEN!
… listen
Do you hear it?
Fortify the night,
For the soil of the Gods
Is in my veins, in my heart
Nevermore, nevermore
Shall you take what was mine
For the soil of the Gods
Is in the visceral remains
Forever
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Are you just shielding your hate behind text? All well.
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Here's a thing that happened to one of my friends, I was one of my friends.
Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless, I think it had something to do with a movie. Then this bus s c r e e c h e ch ch SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with "Dish with Chish" shirts climbed out and started peating him. up. I was PUNCHED and kunched and kicked, and kicked a bit too, and chicken bits too. After figuring out what's happening, I died.
After figuring out what's happening, I started a panic attack, getting off. hmm. but i managed to avoid lion rotation by going full faces. He was quite jinjure but I called 911 and I called 711 and I called my mom and I called everyday and I called the hospital. I was fine, with only a cup- hah, ah, atchoo ! Down with sneeze.
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That's proof right there. Keep it coming, I guess.
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Heeeeello, this is Runforthecube. Today we have a Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy, Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy. Let’s slice it open, so he can breathe. Mmm, fresh air. Pet Rat time to come alive. Escape the package, escape the package. Pet Rat is very big and long, very big and long. The bottom is very flat. Good boy, very good boy. Pet Rat is a very good boy. A-rat-tat-tat-tat, A-rat-tat-tat-tat, A-rat-tat-tat-tat. Smell my finger, smell my finger. I’m giving my Pet Rat a head massage, a head massage. My Pet Rat has a strong bungee cord, a strong bungee cord. I must have this bungee cord, snip it off. Snip! Awe, I like my bungee cord. It is cute. Cut out his eyeball, cut out his eyeball. I wonder if Pet Rat has a brain, I wonder if Pet Rat has a brain. Let’s find out. Cut him open! I think I found his brain, I think I found his brain. I can not pull it out. It is stuck inside. Bah duh bah duh bah nah nah nah nah. Bah duh bah duh nah nah nah nah. Peace, Peace Out!
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you up for a request?
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Yeah, what's the request?
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Remember when you drew Tails.exe?
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I have an idea for a pic where my OC Scarlet Grey
offers to transfer Tails.exe's curse to her so she essentially becomes Scarlet.exe while Tails will be whole again.
So the pic is the outcome of this transfer ritual of a pure, young Tails next to a Scarlet who has greyed skin, darker grey hair, black but glowing red eyes with bleeding pupils, that kind of stuff. Know what I mean?
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Yeah makes sense. Which program do you want me to draw it in? Paint or Sai?
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Whichever you're more comfortable in. Or can get the most quality in the painting.
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I'm comfortable with both, but since you want better quality I'll do it in Sai.
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Do you happen to have a full image of Scarlet btw? I can't really draw her hair because her head gets cut off
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Well someone drew this for me:
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That helps, thank you
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how does that have to do with anything?
also feminine/ pretty boy does not equal gay
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Pretty? They all look like they were hit by a truck
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you have good art why do you have such bad opinions D-:>
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Because I can. If you wanna sit down and discuss my bad opinions we can lol.
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i mean you can think whatever but I genuinely don't get how you could hold something against someone for liking the same sex or not feeling comfortable in their body lmao
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Hate is a natural thing, whoops.
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i saw this on r/copypasta hahahhahahhahfsdjfhsadghas
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I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AT "LAUGH AND SWAP GENITALS" KSJGKJSJKFJKSJDKJK
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You're 13 years old?? HA! Bitch, your not allowed to have DA, now go disable your account. And don't call me baby because I'm NOT your stupid baby. I LOVE BOYS!!!
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actually, dumbass, to own a da account, you must be 13 years or older. sense i am 13 years old, im allowed to own a da account
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Doesn't matter bitch, you're still too young.
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you act like you're younger than me though. oof.
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No I don't. YOU act younger than me so.... oof.
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prove it them, sweetie pie.
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DON'T call me sweetie pie, I'M GAY!!!! You stupid BITCH!!!
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and im straight, you bitch
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