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xG44R4x ♀️ [1639437] [2005-05-18 22:53:04 +0000 UTC] "The sky is heavy" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 328; Deviations: 262; Watchers: 67

Watching: 76; Pageviews: 19985; Comments Made: 2261; Friends: 76

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Too many artists in the world. Its impossible to pick one.
Favorite movies: Little Miss Sunshine
Favorite bands / musical artists: Corinne Bailey Rae, Sufjan Stevens, The Pillows, OneRepublic (kinda), and Florence and the Machine
Favorite games: Rhythm games and GOOD RPGS. i.e. Taiko, rock band, ddr, FFXII, lots of games. :3
Favorite gaming platform: PS2
Tools of the Trade: Wrenches, screwdrivers, hammers, a mallet, you know. The essentials.
Other Interests: BOIZ LULULUL. indie music, artistic ability, artichokes, dreams, reality, paradoxical statements.

# About me

Current Residence: a house.
Favourite genre of music: Don't have one. But my music has to inspire me.
Favourite style of art: I prefer B&W pencil art over any other kind of art.
Operating System: Mac and Windows. I prefer Mac.
MP3 player of choice: IPOD. They're nice :3
Shell of choice: Um, clamshells?
Wallpaper of choice: Cute boiz. XD or something serene. Something chill. :D
Skin of choice: sort of pale, unblemished, pretty
Favourite cartoon character: Shino. Itachi. I don't know why I like them so much XD;;
Personal Quote: In love king and begger are equal.

# Comments

Comments: 319

victoria-pfeiffer [2009-01-12 00:11:21 +0000 UTC]

HEY JADE.

Thanks for the fav.

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tsareia [2009-01-09 04:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Hi!

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captaincatzz [2008-06-19 12:05:41 +0000 UTC]

THEHEHEHEHEHE
I love your Icon !
C:
♥

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PaintBrush-d [2008-01-09 05:23:11 +0000 UTC]

cute gallery. : D

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meellieellieellie [2007-11-13 08:59:43 +0000 UTC]

*~* <3

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Nekogirl15 [2007-11-07 01:12:56 +0000 UTC]

love the icon

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achanowitz [2007-09-27 04:45:42 +0000 UTC]

OMG JADE YOU'LL NEVER GUESS! i downloaded some of stuff!!!!! I iz happy! anyways yea. . .

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xG44R4x In reply to achanowitz [2007-10-01 06:27:19 +0000 UTC]

downloaded? what'd yo u download? porn? ?

if you need porn, no need to download. ill just let you become a premium member to my secret stash in my hard drive.

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achanowitz In reply to xG44R4x [2007-10-02 02:59:20 +0000 UTC]

zomg i knew it!!!! but yea it was ma pictures!!!!! IM SO PROOD!!!!!!!! but yea pr0n would be aresome!

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xG44R4x In reply to achanowitz [2007-10-02 03:50:52 +0000 UTC]

LOL I WANTZ TO SEE.

yeah, pr0n is awesome. so is my secret stash. you're a personal aquaintance, so ill give you a discount.

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to xG44R4x [2007-10-18 05:07:54 +0000 UTC]

NOW YOU GIVE HIM A DISCOUNT!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL!!!!

well...I already bought everything there is sooooo I just want a Jade Pr0n XL Expansion pack...
lvl cap increased to DAN!!!

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xG44R4x In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-10-19 04:45:26 +0000 UTC]

Hey hey now, dont get mad. dont hate, appreciate. there's only so much of me to go around!

LUL DAN LVL THATS THE HIGHEST LVL OF PRAWNS MEMBERSHIP. YEY YOU. YOU GET SUPER PRAWNS AND A FREE 10 MINUTE WEBCAM MOVIE.

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to xG44R4x [2007-10-20 04:39:18 +0000 UTC]

does the webcam movie come with popcorn?(It's a deal breaker believe me)

Wait a sec...

THIS IS NOT PR0N!!!!

Where is this webcam anyway...it's all dark n...OMG IS THAT DAN?!?!?!?
YOU STUCK A CAMERA IN DAN'S ROOM!!!!
TURN IT OFF NAO!!!

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xG44R4x In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-10-20 21:28:46 +0000 UTC]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOU POPCORNZ THRU THE INTERNUTZ LOLOL.

And darn, you caught my scam! Oh wait, its getting to the good parts! Don't turn it off yet! He's just about to take off his pants!

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to xG44R4x [2007-10-28 04:36:12 +0000 UTC]

AND SHOW WHAT?!?!?!
HIZ BEAR PENI?????!?!?!(To review, Peni is the plural of penis: See Dildi or Centerfuge)

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xG44R4x In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-11-05 03:04:30 +0000 UTC]

LUL.
GRODDY.
YOURE GRODDY.

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xG44R4x [2007-09-26 02:42:55 +0000 UTC]

WTFRAEP.

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PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:44:53 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to Jade's page:
If you're here for the chatroom....scroll down...if your here for anything else...PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T READ THE CHAT LOGS!!!

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achanowitz In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:47:52 +0000 UTC]

brought to u by the terible science expirement gone W R O N G

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PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:32:44 +0000 UTC]

O kay our job is done here!
TEEN TITANS, RETREAT!!!

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achanowitz In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:33:55 +0000 UTC]

gad dammit, beast boy fell in the gutter again... someone get the lube

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-25 04:43:38 +0000 UTC]

rofl

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PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:26:01 +0000 UTC]

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!
OMFGWTFPWND?!?!?!?!?!

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:31:11 +0000 UTC]

<<>>

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PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:24:58 +0000 UTC]

OMFG FILL THE WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:17:09 +0000 UTC]

OMG AMIEL ARE YOU MISSING A BELLY BUTTON TOO?!?!?!?!?!?!!
HOLYCRAPKYLEXYBADACTING

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:18:14 +0000 UTC]

oh...and

JADE DRAWS YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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achanowitz In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:18:33 +0000 UTC]

me no asian... wat dat meanz?

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-25 04:20:22 +0000 UTC]

It means she draws pictures of men humping and sells them to Dan Huckabone

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achanowitz In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:35:37 +0000 UTC]

hehe... dan's so gay... even though he'd never admit it

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:21:36 +0000 UTC]

she also sells them to me, just don't reveal it by posting it in a public place

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:21:47 +0000 UTC]

...crap...

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achanowitz In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:34:55 +0000 UTC]

its okay! i can erase it with ma mind!*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* ITS NOT WORKING!

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-25 04:43:22 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOO!!!! THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-ED

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achanowitz In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:18:02 +0000 UTC]

OMG.... whered i go RYAN GIVE IT BACK! THATS NOT FUNNY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-25 04:19:18 +0000 UTC]

I HID IT IN THE MAGIC SQUARE

5 SECONDS TO FIND IT BEFORE I KILL YOU







go...

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achanowitz In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:20:51 +0000 UTC]

o dear god... hes in my house... mommy where do u keep the shotgun?.. oh, i found it *triumphant laughter as i wave the bellybutton in ryans face* WAT NOW BITCH!

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-25 04:23:00 +0000 UTC]

OH NO YOU'VE GOT ME!!!
but what's this?
I PLAY SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT!!!
YOU CAN'T ATTACK FOR 3 TURNS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

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achanowitz In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:25:04 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOZ... u know wat.... i play shootuintheface, ur dead for ever, wat now, huh, HUUUUUUUUH?!?!! *kyle brakes through the window* OMG NOOOOOOO!

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-25 04:27:30 +0000 UTC]

MUWAHAHAHHAA
I REVEAL MY FACEDOWN!
KYLE SURAME ATTACK OF ULTIMATE BACKFLIP!

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achanowitz In reply to PerfectBlackSky [2007-09-25 04:30:44 +0000 UTC]

*gurgle gurgle gurgle* kyle! why!!!!!!

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achanowitz [2007-09-20 04:06:52 +0000 UTC]

I am soooo jealous of ur drawin abilities.... ima bring in some stuff I drew, so you can tell me its awfull (o guess who this is)

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achanowitz In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-23 06:34:10 +0000 UTC]

...after readin over that.. it sounded alot meaner then initialy intended... i r sowy

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xG44R4x In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-24 16:12:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL don't worry about it. It didn't sound mean XD;

AND I BET THIS IS AMIEL

i wantz to see yur ARTZ!

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achanowitz In reply to xG44R4x [2007-09-25 02:45:25 +0000 UTC]

id upload it... but im scanner...less

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xG44R4x In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-25 03:56:33 +0000 UTC]

you and ryan have the same excuse, lol.
GO BAIZ ONE. OR GIVE ME UR ARTZ NAOZ.

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achanowitz In reply to xG44R4x [2007-09-25 04:02:54 +0000 UTC]

its cuz... well... i didnt know how to put this but.... wellp, see one day there was an expirament... and well, lets just say something went horribly wrong and both me and ryan were kidna well... born, thus. WE IZ THE SAME PERSON! ZOMG!

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xG44R4x In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-25 03:45:50 +0000 UTC]

ill upload it for you, foo.

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achanowitz In reply to xG44R4x [2007-09-25 03:53:41 +0000 UTC]

yay! ill bring it to cullinary tomorrow ^^.... i hate that class soooo much btw

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PerfectBlackSky In reply to achanowitz [2007-09-25 04:10:53 +0000 UTC]

My excuse is different...AND YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE DISCS SO

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