marknew742 [2014-09-28 09:36:28 +0000 UTC]
I'll supply the story!
Superman, thinking.
"That was such a strange message Lois left. Something about a super growth and power serum Lex had developed that could make him many times stronger than even I! With larger, denser and even more super muscle than a Kryptonian! What a terrifying thought that such a serum could be in the hands of my own arch-enemy! She said, somehow she had managed to steal all that he'd produced, and the formula, but that I was still in great danger. And then, even stranger, she said something else. Perhaps she had thought she already had disconnected the phone, because it seemed she was talking so quietly, to herself, but I thought she said something about a picture of Wonder Woman and me and that I should know what it was like to have sex, hot brutal sex, with someone far more powerful."
"Of course, sex with someone super has been wonderful. How amazing to be able to let go completely, without my ever-present fear of crushing Lois. But she couldn't know about me and Diana! We've been so careful."
"And then, what could she have meant by the phrase 'love him to death'?"
"Well, I won't bring it up if she doesn't. It was probably just one of those silly fears women have!"
"Now, she said to meet her near the top of the Statue of Liberty But how will she get up here?"
L-L-Lois??!
LOIS! What are you doing? Aaggh! You're crushing me! Lois! LOIS!!!!
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