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08benji — Silent Hill 1 Parody Poem [NSFW]
Published: 2013-03-10 01:25:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 170; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Harry’s Mission



 

A tale of terror with a spine chilling thrill,

The mysterious town called Silent Hill.

A man named Harry and his daughter named Cheryl,

Who was about to face a world in peril.

Almost running over a mysterious stranger,

Both of their lives now exposed to danger.

His daughter went missing she was nowhere to be found,

A radio he picked up produced an unusual sound.

Stalked by the monsters he ran through the fog,

The speed of his run was more like a jog.


He found some paper it’s a drawing of a school,

“Oh great more running this isn’t cool!”

So he ran once again the day turned to night,

Running past the monsters they want him to fight.

At last Harry made it catching his breath,

“Lets find my daughter, onwards to death!”

So he searched high and low in every classroom,

Found writing in blood which spelt certain doom.


“go to the music room and there you see,

A grand piano with some broken key.

An annoying riddle leaves you scratching your head,

Pressing only the ones that are blood stained red.

How long will it take to admit defeat,

Go ahead admit it, you're going to cheat”


So Harry fulfilled the rage ridden task,

“Make it easier for me next time!” he ask.

The sirens went off and the school rearrange,

Making Harry’s destination even more strange.

“This place is a maze so what happens then,

I got to do this all over again?!”

“I can’t do this I had enough,

This game is becoming way too tough!”


So he walked away then the credits rolled,

The bad ending was about to unfold.

Alyssa appeared before him with the wave of her hand,

As she turns Harry into James Sunderland.

“You failed the test the curse won’t undo,

Until you complete Silent Hill two”

She vanished into thin air as she smirked with glee,

James smacked his face and yelled “Oh F**k me!!”



 




 


 


 

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Comments: 5

Lawlessness45 [2018-05-03 08:55:14 +0000 UTC]

Lol! This made me smile! 

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08benji In reply to Lawlessness45 [2018-05-03 15:53:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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BleachLover102980 [2017-08-08 17:42:49 +0000 UTC]

That was funny.

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08benji In reply to BleachLover102980 [2017-08-08 22:01:33 +0000 UTC]

thank you!

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BleachLover102980 In reply to 08benji [2017-08-10 23:24:56 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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