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Published: 2011-06-29 16:19:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 1158; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 3
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▲: hey little man pancakes are on the counter.▼: but, i don't want pancakes, dave!
▲: shit man i cant get a hold on how this shit works.
▲: this aint dave little dude.
▼: oh!
▼: i get confused sometimes!
▲: you got the grade a strider right here.
▲: whats up egderp.
▼: oh, you must be bro!
▼: or that's what dave calls you!
▼: i'm good right now!
▼: how are you mr. strider?
▲: sure dude you can call me bro its all chill.
▲: oh fuck that mr strider shit.
▲: unless whats what floats your boat or whatever.
▲: but im so chill its antarctica up in here.
▼: oh, no, just thought it was more formal.
▼: hehe, must be cold where you are!
▲: its texas dude its pretty fucking hot as balls.
▲: there aint no need for formality here egbert that is your name right.
▼: yeah, you can call me john, though!
▲: or egbert.
▲: im down with egbert.
▲: no need to get all personal.
▲: unless thats what you want little man.
▼: no, it's up to you!
▲: egbert is fine unless you want me to tell dave were getting all personal up in this shit.
▼: no, that'd probably make dave uncomfortable or something.
▲: ah bro but making that kid squirm is my full time job.
▲: and if he thought i was mackin on you shit thatd haul some ass right there.
▼: that would be pretty funny.
▼: i do like to pull pranks!
▼: i can never get dave though!
▲: well you interested in getting dave then egbert.
▲: because i have an offer you cant refuse.
▼: what is it?
▲: you make like your crushing hard on me and on my end ill make it look like ive got the worlds largest hardon for you.
▼: oh man, dave will really freak out about that!
▼: let's do it!
▲: ill be all up on the questions about daves little friend egderp.
▲: is he seeing anyone.
▲: whats his favorite kind of flower.
▲: ill even get my romance on.
▲: what kind of underwear does he wear if any.
▲: shit bro dave will freak.
▼: this is going to be great!
▲: the best will be your next visit for a sleepover or some shit.
▲: make it all obvious youre sneaking out of the little dudes room at night and meander your way into mine.
▲: well play tony hawk or some shit till 4am.
▲: mess up your hair a bit.
▲: tug on one of my shirts.
▲: its surefire.
▼: hehe and when dave asks what i was doing, i'll just try to avoid the question.
▼: then it will be my turn to ask questions about you!
▲: nah bro you gotta ask those questions before.
▲: or some before that aint so serious.
▲: and after you come back your hair all mussed and in my shirt you gotta ask the more serious shit with that big derpy grin on your face like you had the time of your life.
▲: because bro strider promises the best and even if were faking this shit you aint fucking with my rep little dude.
▼: hehe, i have to go now, but this is going to happen!
▲: peace little dude.
▲: thisll be great.
▼: later!
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Comments: 13
Ohmygod this is amazing! Now we just need Dave's reaction...XD
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Could I maybe right a second part to this, this right here is pure win!
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did you ever make a 2 part? if so can I have a the link
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His prankster gambit will be off the chart with this one.
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oh god, someone please make a fic of this this is awesome.
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I think...I want to take this up as a project. Would it be alright with you if I wrote a multi-chap fanfic to go with this??
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SORRY IT TOOK ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS.
that would be...amazing, if you did that. you should let me know if you do, though, so i can read it!
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I'm writing it then~ *3* If you wouldn't mind, could I maybe copy this word for word and include it in the fic?? And I'll definitely send you the link once I get it up!
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yeah! thats definitely cool with me. i mean, im sure the john wouldn't mind! and sweet, id loveee to read it. 
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