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Introducing the brand new Mr. and Mrs. Emoti Head set!
In no way is this a complete and total rip-off of the original Mr. and Mrs. Potato Heads.

The entire set includes TWO little emotes, one male, one female, and matching accessories: three different kinds of eyes (including four different colours!), one pair of glasses, one monacle, and four sets of mouths! AND A PLASTIC COVERING TO CHEW ON! How much better could this be?!

And for just a small purchase price of $25.00 or just FIVE EASY PAYMENTS of seven dollars each, they can be yours! Applicable taxes and shipping and handling fees not included.

BUT WAIT. If you call in the next THREE MINUTES we'll take ONE payment off! Now you can get the whole set for FOUR EASY PAYMENTS of just seven dollars, but you've got to act fast!

Just call 1-800-EMOTI-HEAD
That's 1-800-366-844-323.
Once more that's 1-800-366-844-323.
And again, that's 1-800-E-M-O-T-I-H-E-A-D.

Call now~

Callers within the next three minutes may or may not receive promised discount, and will not have a chance to pay $25.00 if they see that five payments of $7.00 is greater than the originally stated price. Mr. and Mrs. Emoti Head, nor their company, parent company, sister companies, or workers are not liable for any damages that the packaged set may cause for those children under the age of 5. Any damages to customers over the age of 5 are also not the responsibility of any of the aforementioned parties.

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I've had a long history of watching infomercials. Trust me on this one, Billy Mays is proud of my effort.

Anywho, this is an entry for =ScreamingGerbil 's Emoticon Superstore project.
And, the first emote I've uploaded in way too long.

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Oh yes; Potato Heads are copyrighted to the Hasbro company, and Billy Mays would laugh at my feeble effort to make my own infomercial.

Description
Introducing the brand new Mr. and Mrs. Emoti Head set!
In no way is this a complete and total rip-off of the original Mr. and Mrs. Potato Heads.

The entire set includes TWO little emotes, one male, one female, and matching accessories: three different kinds of eyes (including four different colours!), one pair of glasses, one monacle, and four sets of mouths! AND A PLASTIC COVERING TO CHEW ON! How much better could this be?!

And for just a small purchase price of $25.00 or just FIVE EASY PAYMENTS of seven dollars each, they can be yours! Applicable taxes and shipping and handling fees not included.

BUT WAIT. If you call in the next THREE MINUTES we'll take ONE payment off! Now you can get the whole set for FOUR EASY PAYMENTS of just seven dollars, but you've got to act fast!

Just call 1-800-EMOTI-HEAD
That's 1-800-366-844-323.
Once more that's 1-800-366-844-323.
And again, that's 1-800-E-M-O-T-I-H-E-A-D.

Call now~

Callers within the next three minutes may or may not receive promised discount, and will not have a chance to pay $25.00 if they see that five payments of $7.00 is greater than the originally stated price. Mr. and Mrs. Emoti Head, nor their company, parent company, sister companies, or workers are not liable for any damages that the packaged set may cause for those children under the age of 5. Any damages to customers over the age of 5 are also not the responsibility of any of the aforementioned parties.

------

I've had a long history of watching infomercials. Trust me on this one, Billy Mays is proud of my effort.

Anywho, this is an entry for =ScreamingGerbil 's Emoticon Superstore project.
And, the first emote I've uploaded in way too long.

------

Oh yes; Potato Heads are copyrighted to the Hasbro company, and Billy Mays would laugh at my feeble effort to make my own infomercial.