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12jack12 — 70 Percent and Rising

Published: 2011-11-21 20:27:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 1470; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 4
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Description "Nixon with charisma? I COULD RULE THE UNIVERSE!"

"Oh, no? Well, listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but the average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become more bitter and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And when I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place!"



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CapnDeek373 [2018-09-10 21:00:45 +0000 UTC]

Featured... Heads in Jars!    

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12jack12 In reply to CapnDeek373 [2018-09-11 00:23:08 +0000 UTC]

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CapnDeek373 In reply to 12jack12 [2018-09-11 13:52:27 +0000 UTC]

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Radiius [2011-11-23 06:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Lol, love this ^^

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