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Published: 2015-01-24 23:47:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 11927; Favourites: 168; Downloads: 0
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There's only one or two curse words. Warning: You're really cute! :3

“Dude, don’t worry. These world meetings aren’t all bad.” Said Alfred trying to comfort you. “You just have to discover your style.”

“Style?” You asked. You weren’t sure as to what he was talking about. You fiddled with your fingers

Alfred threw his arm around your shoulder. “Yeah, your style! Dude, just let your personality free! Don’t hold back anything!”

“Are you sure about that?” You asked.

“I’ve got this. I’ll go in first and show you how it’s done.” Alfred smiled widely and gave you a thumbs up. "When I cue you, go with the flow."

He cleared his throat, dusted off his jacket and cleared his mind.

“It’s time to be the hero.” He muttered to himself.

Alfred counted to three while taking a few steps back.

“One...Two...THREE!”

Alfred sprinted to the door and kicked it in with a flying kick. He continued running and jumped on the table.

“I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BAAAAALLLLLLLL!” Alfred screamed out.

Arthur and Roderich spat out their tea and slammed their tea cups down. Francis’ voice jumped up an octave when screamed loudly. Wang Yao hide behind Kiku who hide behind Feliciano who hid behind Ludwig. Prussia laughed loudly and updated his blog. Elizabeta took several photos on her cell. Ivan was pleasantly confused.

Alfred threw off his jacket, twirled it around, and threw it up into the air. “ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR WAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!”

Alfred spun around and pointed to you who stood in the doorway looking horrified.

“(Name), you sing along!” Alfred shouted.

Everyone turned to look at you.

“I have no idea who that gentleman is. I must be in the wrong room. Please excuse me.” You nervously giggled and started to back out of the room.

You backed up into Romano and Antonio.

“You’re very beautiful.” Antonio said. “Are you new?”

“If you’re a new country, I suggest that you stay away from potato bastard.” Romano said, but once he saw your face his flirty side came out.

Romano didn’t get a chance to say anything, because America jumped off of the desk and dragged you into the room.

“Dudes! This is (Name), a new country!” Alfred introduced you to everyone.

Most of the people in the room yelled at Alfred for his rude and childish behavior, before they turned to you to introduce themselves. After that was done, Alfred had to sit beside him. He passed notes to you even though you sat right next to him.

“What are you doing, bella?” Romano asked.

“I’m writing a note to Alfred.” You said and scribbled on the paper some more.

“Why? You could be writing down my phone number instead.” Romano whispered into your ear.

You threw your note at America and got a clean sheet of paper.

“Digits?” You asked a little too eagerly. Your pen was ready to write.

Romano chuckled, and he told you his number. Alfred narrowed his eyes slightly. To reclaim you as his guest, he was going to pull the oldest trick in the book. Alfred stretched his arms high into the air and yawned loudly. When he brought his arms down from his stretch, Alfred started to put his arm around your shoulders, but you scooted away from him to give Romano your phone number.

“Duuuuddddeeeee....” America whined. “Not cool bro. (Name) is my guest.”

“It’s okay.” You said dismissively not even paying attention to Alfred.

“(NAME)!” Alfred whined. “Pay attention to me. PLLEEEAAASSSEEE!”

“What?” You whipped your head around too look at Alfred.

“Hi.” He giggled and tapped your nose.

“We are trying to have a meeting!” Ludwig shouted. “Pay attention.”

“That’s right. Pay attention.” Hercules woke up to say.

“Says the guy who was sleeping.” Sadik said.

“Japan likes my sexy cat ears.” Hercules whispered.

“TAKE THAT BACK!” Sadik shouted and threw papers at Hercules.

“Not again.” Kiku sighed.

From there, the meeting went downhill. Many countries began fighting. You sneaked away with Alfred to get some ice cream.

“(Name), why don’t you get some gelato with me? A pretty girl deserves to eat something as sweet as her personality.” Romano said.

“Oooooh, gelato.” You sang happily. You were going to decline, because you didn't know Romano that well and you were looking forward to hanging out with America despite the fact he was practically your opposite.

“Romano, look! Is that Ludwig making out with your brother?” Alfred shouted and pointed down the hallway.

“WHAT?” Romano screeched and ran off.

Alfred dragged you away before Romano figured out that he had lied. You and Alfred enjoyed ice cream and gossiping.

The next world meeting Alfred decided to let you go in before him.

“Just be yourself!” Alfred said and pushed you forward the double doors.

“I don’t know...” You mumbled.

“You can do it!” Alfred said confidently. “I believe in you!”

“Okay...” You took a deep breath and ran into the world meeting. You climbed on top of the table and tried to sing, but you sneezed. “I came in like a-a-a-aCHOOO!”

“Ciao, bella! You’re very cute!” Veneziano said.

“Why don’t you sit down beside me?” Francis asked and patted the seat next to him.

“She can’t sit here. Papa, I’m sitting right here.” Matthew said.

“Shhh, I’m trying to set you up on a date.” Francis whispered.

“Forget that Frenchy baguette, sit next to me (Name).” Arthur said.

“(Name) is my guest!” Alfred shouted and rushed in.

“Alfie, help!” You pouted and put your arms out.

Alfred helped you off the table and kissed the top of your head.

“The hero wins every time!” Alfred said triumphantly.

"I bet you my yaoi collection that they'll date by the end of this month." Hungary said to Japan.

"I bet all of my yuri collection that they'll date by this time next month." Japan countered.

Two months later, Hungary gave up her yaoi collected to Japan. They made a new wager for who'd say 'I love you' first.

"Dude, I have to go and prank Iggy. I'll see you at my place for dinner. Love you!" Alfred said. He walked away a few steps before freezing. "I, ummm... BYE!"

Alfred ran away blushing. You stood there watching him run away.

"Wait. I love you too." You whispered.

"Ha! Hand it over!" Elizabeta said and took Japan's collection.

"Best two out of three?" Kiku asked.

"You're on!" Elizabeta cheered.

When you went to Alfred's house that night, you came with a tub of ice cream.

"Dude! Is that ice cream! You're the best!" Alfred said. He immediately started to gobble up the ice cream.

"You're a messy eater. Let me go get a napkin." You rolled your eyes and cleaned up his face. "I love you." you whispered.

"What?" Alfred nearly choked on his ice cream. "What was that?"

"I... love..." Your face heated up.

"Me?" Alfred finished your sentence. He pulled you into a hug and spun around. "That's great, because I was so nervous earlier that it slipped out on accident. But this is great! I love you, (Name). I love you more than ice cream!"

"NOT AGAIN!" Shouted a muffled voice.

"What was that?" You asked.

"Kind of sounded like Japan." Alfred said, but shrugged it off. "Hey! Let's watch a super hero movie!"

Everyone lived happily ever after, and Hungary and Japan stopped gambling forever.
THE END!~

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Comments: 61

AlexisBarnes [2016-10-30 19:51:08 +0000 UTC]

America:Hey! Let's watch a super hero movie!"                                                                   Me:YYYYYEEESSSSSS I VOTE CAPTAIN AMERICA.                                                                   America:YESSSSSSSS

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LilianVantas [2016-07-30 05:49:30 +0000 UTC]

Me want canada too :'3

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Kokona1Zakone [2016-07-23 20:38:24 +0000 UTC]

I love how Japan and Hungary bet their stuff on this XD

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Apia123 [2016-07-23 18:21:54 +0000 UTC]

OMG Francis.

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sangstertommeh [2016-05-15 05:50:37 +0000 UTC]

I was laughing like a idiot through the fanfic XD,probably my mom thinks im high now

"hEY M-*voice cracks*OM,I'M HIGHER THAN KIKU AND ELIZABETA'S COLLECTION OF HENTAI,YURI AND YAOI COLLECTION"

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Hiko19 [2016-01-26 17:27:50 +0000 UTC]

So France was trying to get Canada a date? ok xD

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Quintessence04 [2015-12-02 01:41:39 +0000 UTC]

"Ssh, I'm trying to set you up on a date."

I died

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16CleverTaunts In reply to Quintessence04 [2015-12-17 00:24:06 +0000 UTC]

 No! You must live and read more ridiculous fanfic!~

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Raph-and-Mikey-lover [2015-08-17 19:10:08 +0000 UTC]

I would have just leapt into the room scream the lyrics, doing a flip onto the table and then teleported out like a bawse.

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16CleverTaunts In reply to Raph-and-Mikey-lover [2015-09-07 20:15:17 +0000 UTC]

But you're shy and cute  

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Raph-and-Mikey-lover In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-09-07 22:19:16 +0000 UTC]

Pssh..

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AnimeGeekKatie [2015-08-09 03:06:21 +0000 UTC]

~7 months later after the marriage~

Hungary: I bet you my Sebastian Michealis body pillow she'll get pregnant by next month.

Japan: I bet you my Hatsune Miku cardboard cutout that she'll be pregnant at the end of THIS month.

---

???: DAMNIT.

???: *Witch like cackling* So what time do I need to pick up Miku?

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16CleverTaunts In reply to AnimeGeekKatie [2015-08-11 04:20:52 +0000 UTC]

If they continued betting, both of them would lose half their anime stuff!  

//Japan probably has fifty cutouts of Hatsune Miku. Missing one won't be too bad.

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CelticB1A-CH In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-09-04 21:26:27 +0000 UTC]

Goddammit kiku I thought you wouldn't bet again and he has way more than 50 Hatsune Miku cutouts he has around 50000

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16CleverTaunts In reply to CelticB1A-CH [2015-09-07 20:20:10 +0000 UTC]

He probably has a warehouse with all the Mikus.
He probably plays with them

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CelticB1A-CH In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-09-07 21:17:41 +0000 UTC]

oh god please don't put that image in my head

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16CleverTaunts In reply to CelticB1A-CH [2015-11-14 18:39:39 +0000 UTC]

*whispers* miku...
             

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AnimeGeekKatie In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-08-11 16:25:01 +0000 UTC]

YAAAS!


It makes me wonder....if he has like 50, they must all be dressed differently and in different positions, so wh- Oh.

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16CleverTaunts In reply to AnimeGeekKatie [2015-08-14 23:47:08 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what else Kiku has that anime related....
How many yuri comics does he have?
What other things is he hiding      

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AnimeGeekKatie In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-08-15 00:23:54 +0000 UTC]

I bet Hungary has like a collection of yaoi, and Japan's got his yuri.




My friend says this: Japan and his 'special manga'

xD

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16CleverTaunts In reply to AnimeGeekKatie [2015-08-15 01:54:19 +0000 UTC]

His 'special' manga is probably in a cover deep, deep into his closet where no one but him can find it.

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AnimeGeekKatie In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-08-15 03:12:44 +0000 UTC]

YEEES! xD I remeber reading a Japan x Reader where he had drawn hentai of you xD

It was called Japan x Reader Secret Stash

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16CleverTaunts In reply to AnimeGeekKatie [2015-12-06 02:28:55 +0000 UTC]

I've read that fanfic! It's hilarious

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Otakulover43586 [2015-08-02 14:55:48 +0000 UTC]

It was too cute and funny, I would have acted like that too

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16CleverTaunts In reply to Otakulover43586 [2015-08-04 02:25:52 +0000 UTC]

 Cool! I captured your personality well.

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Otakulover43586 In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-08-04 13:51:04 +0000 UTC]

Yup XP

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GingerbootyhasaPOINK [2015-07-21 02:09:04 +0000 UTC]

oh. my gawd.... pFFFFFFFFTTTT~!!!!!!!!! I am showing my friends this!!!!!      YAOI~!!!!!!! best thing in the world~!!!!!    

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16CleverTaunts In reply to GingerbootyhasaPOINK [2015-07-26 04:27:21 +0000 UTC]

Show all your friends  
 I'm glad you like this so much!~

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GingerbootyhasaPOINK In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-10-12 20:09:18 +0000 UTC]

Anytime! X)   

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Dear-Ameltha [2015-07-18 09:05:22 +0000 UTC]

Your fic was so great!! I laughed so hard all the time! You made my day! It's gonna be a good day! I feel it!!

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16CleverTaunts In reply to Dear-Ameltha [2015-07-20 14:42:01 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much!~  
I'm so happy that I brightened up your day  

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Dear-Ameltha In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-07-31 12:51:34 +0000 UTC]

Ypu're welcome

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Bunnygoblin [2015-06-02 17:58:55 +0000 UTC]

france trying to get Canada a date, how cute.

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16CleverTaunts In reply to Bunnygoblin [2015-06-05 18:20:12 +0000 UTC]

Gotta love those parents who'll set their kids up on dates.

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Bunnygoblin In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-06-05 18:44:39 +0000 UTC]

I would sit on hes lap but act like i dont see him so i can get away with it.

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16CleverTaunts In reply to Bunnygoblin [2015-06-05 19:06:08 +0000 UTC]

Ooh clever and sneaky

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Bunnygoblin In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-06-05 21:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Indeed~

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Whybot221 [2015-05-10 03:10:23 +0000 UTC]

cute

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16CleverTaunts In reply to Whybot221 [2015-05-10 18:30:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'm glad that you liked it!

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Whybot221 In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-05-10 21:08:41 +0000 UTC]

Your Welcome

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HetaliaOCsGalore [2015-04-18 03:39:06 +0000 UTC]

I died of laughter when Matthew said "She can’t sit here. Papa, I’m sitting right here.” and then France was like “Shhh, I’m trying to set you up on a date.” I just died..   

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NyanCat001 In reply to HetaliaOCsGalore [2015-07-01 06:35:31 +0000 UTC]

Ikr?? Go France!!~ Look out for your BOIIIII!!!~~ 
*I thought the same thing, lelel* 

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HetaliaOCsGalore In reply to NyanCat001 [2015-07-02 14:40:38 +0000 UTC]

Yasssss, Matthew needs to come out of his shell!

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16CleverTaunts In reply to HetaliaOCsGalore [2015-04-18 18:27:00 +0000 UTC]

I love the FACE family XD
I have a headcannon that Francis is that embarrassing parent that is always trying to set up dates~

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HetaliaOCsGalore In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-04-19 02:45:07 +0000 UTC]

I agree with that!... I also go with England was America's dad and is just ashamed of him completely.. c:

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16CleverTaunts In reply to HetaliaOCsGalore [2015-04-21 03:12:51 +0000 UTC]

YES~  

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HetaliaOCsGalore In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-04-22 21:54:06 +0000 UTC]

Im glad an awesome person like you likes my headcannons!   
I feel loved c: 

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16CleverTaunts In reply to HetaliaOCsGalore [2015-04-25 20:08:46 +0000 UTC]

  You're awesome too~
 

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HetaliaOCsGalore In reply to 16CleverTaunts [2015-04-26 22:46:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!~   

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16CleverTaunts In reply to HetaliaOCsGalore [2015-05-03 17:14:37 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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