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1acdwritings — The CGF Curse
Published: 2013-03-03 06:26:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 112; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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Description It all started in the B.C. years when Moses made the 10 commandments. The “Thou shall not steal” commandment can also occur even not knowing a more successful name or whatever that sounds similar. The aftermath is actually not going to hell, but they will be cursed to name their daughter after the initials as CGF (meaning “Constant Going Failure”). The Constant going failure term refers to when the kraken failed to destroy Olympus. Zeus did not want that to happen again, so he decided to release a curse on people that if they gave someone the initials “CGF” they would fail at something over and over again and they would later become hated by people who think that he or she should give up, when they don’t know that the one being cursed can’t die.

In the 1980s, a Male rock-singer named Michael Finderson (Under the stage name Mike Linder), who calls his fanbase “Lindermania”, discovers a more successful music fanbase named “Beatlemania.” Linder copied the name in his fanbase name. He did not know about the curse because he is agnostic.

In the 1990s, he retired his singing career and married a girl named Carrie Moore, who was also agnostic, so she didn’t know about the curse as well. In January 1993, Moore became 6 months pregnant. In July 11, of that same year, she gave birth to a baby girl, and named her Courtney Gloria Finderson (note the initials.) Three years later, they gave birth to a baby boy named Billy.

In 2007, Courtney turns 15 years old and sees her 10-year-old brother literally winning an award for best male motorbike engineer. She tried to get him to realize the consequence, but failed. This went on for the rest of her life.

Then in August 2012, she whined saying “OH MY GOD, I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE; HOW COME EVERY TIME A RIDICULOUSLY HUGE CAREER THAT MY BROTHER MAKES NEVER MAKES HIM LEARN! I’M SO FUCKING SICK OF IT! THAT’S IT! I’M COMITTING SUICIDE!” She grabbed the kitchen knife and tried to stab herself with it, but failed at that too. Now even though both of her parents were agnostic, she believed in god because one of her elementary friends told her. She Googled the Failure curse, and found out it was because her dad copied Beatlemania. Anyways, Courtney later stabs herself with a knife, but it doesn’t work. As a matter of fact, nothing happens. She later starts crying and goes to a cliff; and tries to jump off of it, still alive. Not even seriously injured. So she decides to stay alive, and tries to move on from life. The next day, she sees blood everywhere in her brother’s room. His body wasn’t moving. He wasn’t breathing. She just started crying because she can’t die and he did for no apparent reason. Apparently, the stabs were actually hurting someone important to her instead of herself. An hour later, she buries the dead body.
After crying and putting flowers on her brother’s grave; some guy touched her back, trying to get attention saying “Hey Courtney, why are you crying?” She responds saying “Oh, it’s nothing but MY FUCKING SUICIDE ATTEMPT KILLING PEOPLE I KNOW AND LOVE!” The guy turned out to be Billy.

Right after that, it turned out to be a dream. In the morning, Courtney went to her brother’s room, to see if he was safe. She hugged him, but Billy said “Wow, I never knew you’d care for me that much!” Courtney later realized she’s never done that before, leading to me realizing I was just fantasizing, and I was unable to wake up.
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