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2138 — The Better Half

Published: 2011-06-10 07:08:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 363; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 12
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Description Edit: updated with basic colors and tweaked proportions. If anyone wants the original lineart, let me know.

I've previously mentioned my PPC agent Suicide, a noncanonical copy of a character from the novel Gates of Fire. No PPCer works alone, though, and this is Suicide's partner: Diocletian Astreth, a former Lord of the Rings Mary Sue and currently the only person who can actually convince Suicide to do something he doesn't want to.

Diocletian was originally a daughter-of-the-Witch-King, true-love-of-Legolas Sue who, thanks to an ability to learn and excellent grammar, barely escaped assassination at the hands of the PPC. Instead, she was dosed with the concentrated logic medicine Logicillin and monitored closely for six months, resulting in her Sueish qualities receding and a new, much more practical personality taking their place. This has resulted in some backlash: having been a Sue before, she now loathes them with extreme prejudice and will do anything and everything to kill as many of them as possible, resulting in some on-the-job accidents and a ban on plutonium within PPC headquarters. She was initially placed with Suicide in the hopes that they would kill each other and spare the PPC any more disasters.

Diocletian (c) *2138
The PPC (c) Jay and Acacia
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Comments: 2

rodentfanatic [2011-06-10 20:35:36 +0000 UTC]

EXCELLENT GRAMMAR

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS SAVING SOMEONE'S LIFE

LOVE IT

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2138 In reply to rodentfanatic [2011-06-11 22:20:59 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Thank you.

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