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Jacob Narrating: I was so tired.
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Jacob Narrating: I have no idea why Wheatley got power hungry.Β
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Jacob made his way up.
He found a birds nest and saw the crow pecking GLaDOS who was still a potato.
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Past GLaDOS: Oh. Hi. Say, you're good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?
Jacob shooed the bird.
Past GLaDOS: Oh! Thanks. *rumbling sound* Did you feel that? That idiot doesn't know what he's doing up there. This whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn't disconnect him. I can't move. And unless you're planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my body, you're going to need me to replace him. We're at an impasse. So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go.Β
The place rumbled again.
Past GLaDOS: No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you. Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You're going to die either way. Look, I don't like this any more than you do. In fact, I like it less because I'm the one who got partially eaten by a bird.Β
Jacob picked her up and soon set something off.Β
Past GLaDOS: OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with you-WhoOOOAAahhh. Hold on Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BUZZ!] Whoah! Where are we? How long have I been out? That extra half volt helps but it isn't going to power miracles. If I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]Β
Jacob made their way to a lift and went up.Β
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When they got to the next level Jacob heard his father's voice.
Past GLaDOS: Did anything happen while I was out?
Philips Voice: The testing area is just up ahead the quicker you get through the quicker you'll get your allowance Son.
Past GLaDOS: Hold on who does he mean by Son?
Philips Voice: GLaDOS are the blueprints ready for my future son when he comes of age?
GLaDOS's Voice: Yes sir, Mr. Kin.Β
Past GLaDOS: Yes, sir, Mister Kin. Why did I just-Who is that? What the HELL is going on he----?
GLaDOS went out again.
Jacob Narrating: As we made are way up she began to regain some of her memory.
((Reference to this video m.youtube.com/watch?v=41RsCm2I⦠))
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Past GLaDOS: Okay. I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts. Now we know that. We just need to relax. We're still going to find out what the hell's going on here. But calmly.Β
Philip's Voice: Great job, son! With your help, we're gonna [tape cuts out] This on? [thump thump] Hey. listen up down there. That thing's called an elevator. Not a bathroom.Β
Past GLaDOS: I swear I know him...
They went up the lift.
Philip's voice: If you're interested in an additional sixty dollars, flag down a test associate and let 'em know. You could walk out of here with a hundred and twenty weighing down your bindle if you let us take you apart, put some science stuff in you, then put you back together good as new. In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. Again: all you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together. So that's a complete reassembly. New vitals. Spit-shine on the old ones. Plus we're scooping out tumors. Frankly, you oughtta be paying us. Thank you. For your work out through Aperture Science's propulsion gel testing. You've made some real contributions to society for a change, and for that, humanity is grateful. If you had any toys, please pick them up now. We don't want clutter in the building. You earn you allowance so don't go spending it all on...I don't know. GLaDOS, what do kids buy? Candy? Toys?Β
Past GLaDOS: Do I know him? Oh, my god. Look, you're...doing a great job. Can you handle things for yourself for a while? I need to think. Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil! It flew off. Good. For him. Alright, back to thinking.Β
Philip's voice: Welcome to the enrichment center. [cough] Since making test participation mandatory for you, the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically. Employee retention, however, has not. Β [cough] As a result, you may have heard we're gonna phase out human testing. There's still a few things left to wrap up, though. The beam counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Brought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up. mixed 'em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. [cough] Let's all stay positive and do some science. That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. GLaDOS, please bring me more pain pills. All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I suppose to do with these?Β
Past GLaDOS: Yeah. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, take the lemons...
Philip's voice: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Philip Kin lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!Β
Past GLaDOS: Yeah! Oh, I like this guy. BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!Β
Philip's voice: The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want GLaDOS to run this place. Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care. Allright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.Β
Past GLaDOS: Goodbye, sir. I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons! We are going to match right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body! And he'll probably kill us, because he's incredibly powerful and I have no plan. Wow. I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are million to one. And that's with some generous rounding. Still, though let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity. Wait! I've got an idea! That poster! Go look at it for a second, would you? Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important. Paradoxes. No. A.I. can resist thinking about them. I know how we can BEAT him. If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head. As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay. Probably.Β
They made their way up.
Past GLaDOS: Okay, so it's not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent - mad A.I. with. Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.Β
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Jacob and GLaDOS continued there way up.
They heard Wheatley shouting.
((Reference to this video m.youtube.com/watch?v=KqqT6k0R⦠stop at 1:40))
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Past Wheatley: For god's sake, you're BOXES with LEGS! It is literally your only purpose! Walking onto buttons! How can you not do the one thing you were designed for?Β
Past GLaDOS: Try to get us down there. I'll hit him with a paradox.Β
Past Wheatley: Warmer. Warrrrmer. Boiling hot. Boiling -- okay, colder. Ice cold. Arctic. Very very very cold LOOK JUST GET ON THE BUTTON! Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing. You've got one hour! Solve it!Β
Past GLaDOS: Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.Β
Past Wheatley: Ha, ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!Β
Past GLaDOS: Hey! Moron!Β
Past Wheatley: Oh. Hello.
Past GLaDOS: Alright. Paradox time. This. Sentence Is False don't think about it don think about it...
Past Wheatley: Um, 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'. Huh. That was easy. I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.Β
Past GLaDOS: It's a paradox! There IS no answer. Look! This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!Β
Past Wheatley: Ahhhhh. FALSE! I'll go 'false'.
Announcer: Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility immediately.Β
Past Wheatley: Hold on! I thought I fixed that.
Announcer: Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature.Β
Past Wheatley: There. Fixed. Hey it is GREAT seeing you guys again. Seriously. It turns out I'm a little short on test subjects right now. So this works out PERFECT.Β
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Jacob Narrating: We found our way to Wheatleys lair and it was a bit of a hectic fight. I shot a portal on the moon and Wheatley got sucked in space. I almost got sucked in too.
((Reference to this video m.youtube.com/watch?v=3NABJVXO⦠skip to 05:38 and stop at 06:10))
Tina Narrating: What happened?
Jacob felt someone pull him back through the portal.
Jacob passed out.
Later Jacob woke up and saw that he had bandages wrapped around his feet and hands. He also saw that he was wearing a plain white T-shirt and a pair of loose grey sweats.Under his shirt he had bandages wrapped around his torso.
He was laying in a bed and he saw GLaDOS with two other robots. Jacob recognized them as the health care robots.
GLaDOS looked and saw that Jacob was awake.
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Past GLaDOS: Oh, thank God you're alright.Β
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Past Jacob: Wh-What happened?
Voice 1: You almost got sucked into space.
Voice 2: We were so worried!Β
Jacob looked and saw Ted, Rocky, Tina and Benny.
Jacob tried to stand up but he felt pain in his legs and screamed in pain.
Past Jacob: *In Pain* ARGH! NOT AGAIN!Β
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Past Ted: Easy kid.Β
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Jacob groaned in pain.
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Past Jacob: Ugh, why am I always in pain when I wake up?Β
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Later Jacob was with GLaDOS looking at the stars through the space camera.
They saw Wheatley float by.
Past Wheatley: Stupid blonde haired brat.
Past Jacob: GLaDOS, do you think there's a possible way to get Wheatley back down to earth?
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Past GLaDOS: That depends. Do you want him to come back?Β
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Past Jacob: Well I can't just leave him out there.
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Past GLaDOS: Have you already forgotten what he tried to do?Β
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Past Jacob: No. I have a more appropriate punishment in store for him when we get him back down to earth.
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Past GLaDOS: Like what?
Past Jacob: You'll see.Β
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Later Jacob had Wheatley at his house.Β
Jacob's sons Jonathan, Len and Akira were kicking Wheatley around like a soccer ball laughing. Wheatley was screaming for them to stop.
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Past Wheatley: NOT! FUNNY! LET! ME! GO!Β
Past Jacob: Hmm, no.Β
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Jacob was video taping what was happening.
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Past Jacob: Smile kids!Β
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The kids were laughing while kicking Wheatley around.
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Past Wheatley: I hate this family.Β
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*End Flashback*
Later Jacob was at the store buying some things.
Later he was making a cake and wrapping presents.
The next day Jacob was at 2D's house.
2D was sleeping.
Jacob: Wake up sleepy head.
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2D: Hm? Noodle?Β
Jacob: No.Β
2D opens his eyes and sees everyone in his and Noodle's bedroom.
All: Happy Birthday Stuart and Stewart!
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Past 2D: Whoa thanks guys.
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Noodle: Happy Birthday honey!Β
2D: Thanks love!Β
Noodle: And also a happy birthday for Stewart!
Stewart: Thanks mom.Β
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Later they were celebrating.
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2D: Think is great. Nice to see Murdoc being nice for once.
Murdoc: *acting tone* Yes. I'm clearly okay. I appreciate you and value when we were working together. I would also like to say that I'm sorry for the bad and suffering I caused for you and I....ugh...*reads his hand* *reading* re-ah-oh. It's 'respect'. *out loud* Respect! I respect you.Β
2D: You're reading what Noodle wrote for you to say aren't you?
Murdoc: Yes.Β
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Alphonce: Damien don't you have something to give?
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Damien: Oh yeah.Β
2D: What?Β
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Damien brought in a long box.
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2D opened it and found that it was a new keyboard.
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2D: Oh wow! This is beautiful thank you!Β
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Damien: You're welcome.
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2D: I love it.Β
Alphonce: I'm glad you're happy.Β
Murdoc: *acting tone* Yes. I'm very happy for you and wish you many long happy birthdays in the future.
Murdoc smiled at Noodle and Kim who were watching him. Kim rewarded him with a kiss on the cheek. Murdoc sighed with relief.Β
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Later Jacob was at his Job doing his shift.
Jacob smiled.Β
Jacob was with Tina.
Jacob: Here's when I age warped back to age 4.
*Flashback*
Jacob was dressed in a night guard uniform and was watching the cameras.
Suddenly he felt himself get smaller.
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Past Jacob: *kid voice* Hey what's happening? I can hardly reach the table.Β
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Jacob looked around.
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Past Jacob: Everything is huge.
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Jacob looked at the Tablet and had no memory of what he was doing.
((Reference to this picture.Β i.imgur.com/bQb9QOe.png ))
He was now dressed in his home made pirate costume.
He looked at the tablet.
Past Jacob: What does this thing do?
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Jacob touched everything on the screen. He soon activate the camera and was watching the robots.Β
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The doors to the office were open.
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One of the robots notice it.Β
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Jacob tried to reach the buttons he couldn't reach them.
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