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Published: 2012-12-18 02:37:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 403; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 4
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Insert your own dialougue below of what you think they're arguing about. :TRelated content
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Dib: Woah, DUDE, if I put ANYTHING in your locker, it'd be a SPY CAMERA, okay?!?
Zim: THEN YOU ADMIT TO IT!
Dib: What?! NO! What makes you think I put the LINGUINE in your locker?!?
Zim: It was shaped like your GIANT HEAD!!!
Dib: ...That IS freaky...
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I was thinking Keef... He's definitely the culprit
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Why do you always delight in wrecking my life, Dib-thing??
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Becauase its my job! It's my job to keep earth safe!
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well its my job to destroy it, so back off, human!!
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NEVER! I can't let alien scum like you take over, Zim! Not as long as I'm alive! Or as long as my hair is pointy! I'll cut you with it, Zim. Cut you reeeaaal good. Like a razor! A razor that never dulls or rusts!
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oh, enjoy your moment, wormchild! Because in reality, it is YOU who are the alien scum!! I've been trained for this kind of thing, Dib! TRAINED! And besides, I'm way too elite for you to just CUT ME JUST LIKE THAT! I laugh at your pitiful attempt to sound threatening! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA...
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Hah! If you are so elite and trained, then how come you haven't conquered this world yet? Stupid lizard! I doubt you'd be able to defeat -pauses for dramatic tension- THE BEE!
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I have only YET to conquer this stinking planet, but don't you dare doubt me, Dib-monkey!!! Also, I never have to face that death-bee again. so you can forget about that!
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Okay Zim, but let me ask you. How many more times will you save the world before you destroy it? How much longer will you procrastinate around testing on humans like rats to create a plan to destroy us? Because it's been a while. A pitiful amount for someone who calls himself a "mighty irken invader". I doubt you'd even have the ability to kill me Zim.
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YOU KNOW WHAT DIB?? you're not perfect either! in fact YOU STINK LIKE AN EARTH CHILD! I don't have to justify myself to you, HUMAN. Maybe I'm just waiting for you to let your guard down, PUNY DIB!! Maybe I'm working up something amazing and horrible, so horrible you'll rue the day you messed with me! ZIM!!! THAT'S ME, ZIM!!
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But it's so fun to mess with you, Zim! And I will never let my guard down, I will always have my eyes on you! And zim, I know its you, how many other short little guys with green skin, no nose or ears are there?
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BBAAAHHHH DIB-WORM!! Mark my words, Im going to kill you first!!
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Yeah, I'd like to see you try.
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*attacks dib* RRRAAAHHH YOU CONJURE THE WRATH OF ZZIIIMMMM
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*squirms and twists to pin zim* Yes, I do, shorty.
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*wriggles furiously* OH HOW YOU WILL RUE THE DAY
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