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I live in Cape Dezhnëv. For those of you simpletons who inhabit few units of intellectual power, that is a human settlement of a notable size within the easternmost point of the Chukchi Peninsula and of the entire Eurasian landmass. I have no relatives that remain alive. Human beings are unreliable and stupid, and I care very little about them. But my machines are diligent, relentless... They're everything to me! I move rhythmically to music, typically following a set sequence of steps. I speak with excessive pride and self-satisfaction about my complex cognitive feats and high levels of motivation and self-awareness. I transitively consume beverages made by infusing the beans of the coffee plant in hot water, made from espresso and steamed milk, generally topped with foam. Although I am superior above humanity, I know on an instinctual level that even I unfortunately require social interaction. As such, I have auditioned for this reality television programme. My independent skills are more than enough to succeed. I possess genius-level intelligence, expertise in robotics, science, and engineering, proficient piloting, tenacity, brute strength, hand-to-hand combat, survival skills, trap mastery, and mastery tactical skills - not to mention innate control over my technology via this innovative glove of my own creation.

Description
I live in Cape Dezhnëv. For those of you simpletons who inhabit few units of intellectual power, that is a human settlement of a notable size within the easternmost point of the Chukchi Peninsula and of the entire Eurasian landmass. I have no relatives that remain alive. Human beings are unreliable and stupid, and I care very little about them. But my machines are diligent, relentless... They're everything to me! I move rhythmically to music, typically following a set sequence of steps. I speak with excessive pride and self-satisfaction about my complex cognitive feats and high levels of motivation and self-awareness. I transitively consume beverages made by infusing the beans of the coffee plant in hot water, made from espresso and steamed milk, generally topped with foam. Although I am superior above humanity, I know on an instinctual level that even I unfortunately require social interaction. As such, I have auditioned for this reality television programme. My independent skills are more than enough to succeed. I possess genius-level intelligence, expertise in robotics, science, and engineering, proficient piloting, tenacity, brute strength, hand-to-hand combat, survival skills, trap mastery, and mastery tactical skills - not to mention innate control over my technology via this innovative glove of my own creation.