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I live in Bonn, Germany with my mom, dad, and younger brothers. Dad's a tenor at the court of Clemens August, Archbishop-Elector of Cologne. Mom is sickly lately, but she is a schoolteacher. My brother Karl is 9 and Johann is 7. I've been taking piano lessons since I was four and violin lessons since I was eight. I love music, but I can't dance to it. Two left feet, Karl says. I'm clumsy and it's a wonder I haven't broken any of my instruments, to be honest. Although, I have broken a few piano strings. Karl also tells me I'll never have any friends because I'm so rude. I just speak the truth, and people are just too sensitive to hear anything I say. It's my therapist who suggested this show to me. Said it might combat my depression to be out and about around new people. Daily washing is essential to my thought process, singing at the top of my lungs. Johann says I howl. If my body and teeth are clean, I rarely care much for my hair or clothes. As for things I like to do aside from my studies... pulling practical jokes. I wrote and performed a parody song centered on my friend Schuppanzigh's big arse. He's stuck by me despite my pranks, even through my hopeless romantic whims. I love to eat bread pudding soup, eggs, and coffee. Sixty beans make the perfect cup; I'll sit and count them myself.

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I live in Bonn, Germany with my mom, dad, and younger brothers. Dad's a tenor at the court of Clemens August, Archbishop-Elector of Cologne. Mom is sickly lately, but she is a schoolteacher. My brother Karl is 9 and Johann is 7. I've been taking piano lessons since I was four and violin lessons since I was eight. I love music, but I can't dance to it. Two left feet, Karl says. I'm clumsy and it's a wonder I haven't broken any of my instruments, to be honest. Although, I have broken a few piano strings. Karl also tells me I'll never have any friends because I'm so rude. I just speak the truth, and people are just too sensitive to hear anything I say. It's my therapist who suggested this show to me. Said it might combat my depression to be out and about around new people. Daily washing is essential to my thought process, singing at the top of my lungs. Johann says I howl. If my body and teeth are clean, I rarely care much for my hair or clothes. As for things I like to do aside from my studies... pulling practical jokes. I wrote and performed a parody song centered on my friend Schuppanzigh's big arse. He's stuck by me despite my pranks, even through my hopeless romantic whims. I love to eat bread pudding soup, eggs, and coffee. Sixty beans make the perfect cup; I'll sit and count them myself.