Comments: 230
damnkittyb [2016-02-04 02:13:40 +0000 UTC]
What happened to the homework, i thought it was due?
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JumpingBean101 [2016-02-02 03:13:08 +0000 UTC]
Aw shiiit unlovely when it gets fluffy like that. I'm drowning if fluff!!!
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Aph-Awesomeness [2015-07-26 17:19:10 +0000 UTC]
So beautiful ;-;...
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JackFleutie [2015-01-24 11:57:16 +0000 UTC]
Kawaiiiiiii!!!!i loved it!
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crossoversaremylife [2014-12-19 21:38:22 +0000 UTC]
Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter
from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say
it to your self 6 times!!
3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll
down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
* *
* *
* *
Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only
me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat
special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!
Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat
room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only
have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
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Lunar-LuIIaby In reply to crossoversaremylife [2017-06-09 20:39:48 +0000 UTC]
"This has been going on since 1864"
ah yes, I remember the good old days when I could send spam emails and fight in the civil war
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LivingBreathingUsUk In reply to crossoversaremylife [2017-04-22 21:28:54 +0000 UTC]
Wow omg so legit totes sending this to people I needs meh lurve
Yeah no fuck that shit
besides I gave up on love, and you should two
it makes you happy then it turns you suicidal
this is a first hand account writen by me
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jaemi-eobseo In reply to cremareo [2016-04-17 00:54:03 +0000 UTC]
wow so my crush doesn't like me for who i am but will suddenly change their mind bc of a letter wow good v nice 10/10
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madame-North [2014-07-16 01:55:37 +0000 UTC]
Me: OMG SO KAWAII!
North: seriously bro? Good job with reader, though
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Ladybugg042602 [2014-07-05 15:41:57 +0000 UTC]
Kawaiiiiiii I love it
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Chrissytude [2014-03-17 18:28:47 +0000 UTC]
Awww Al
I need to come up with better comments.. But anyway, I LAV dis!
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TerraAreli [2014-02-07 01:04:01 +0000 UTC]
hahaha i needed this ^-^
thank you
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elora52 [2014-01-21 17:14:18 +0000 UTC]
AL KAWAIIIII DESU !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
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KiralovesKai [2014-01-11 06:08:41 +0000 UTC]
Awesome happy tears yo!
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kittykatrocks12 [2014-01-05 19:55:02 +0000 UTC]
Al is so sweet I Love him
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AsheWalker [2013-12-31 04:34:20 +0000 UTC]
ME: Al.
AL: Yeah?
ME: I still have to do my report.
AL:F**K! And I wanted to do something fun!
ME:..... Like what?
AL: *wiggles eyebrows* I think you know what I mean.
ME: Playing Majoras Mask!? RACE YA! *runs out of room*
AL:*Facepalms*
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-02-07 01:30:34 +0000 UTC]
YEAH THIS IS ME EVERYDAY BASICALLY. LITERALLY. ITS SCARY WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THE POINT
sisamn right it is.
ME: WHO ASKED YOU?!
Sis: The Easter Bunny
ME: REALLY?! THAT BASTARD!
Sis: *facepalms* this is my point exactly.
Bro:*Comes in the room and sees me getting my guns* uhhh... What are you doing?
ME"KILLING THE EASTER BUNNY! TOLD MY SECRETS!
Sis:Ashe he it wasn-
MEH BUT IT WAS! DON'T TRY TO SAVE HIM NOW. YOUR WORK HERE IS DONE. *jumps out of the window like a boss*
Bro:Should we...
Sis: Don't worry i'll get the tranquilizer.
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-02-08 00:47:58 +0000 UTC]
YEP THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY DOES. LAUGHS......
Sis: and then they find out your a psychotic girl that doesn't give a duck
Me: DO NOT SPEAK OF DUCKS THEY ARE EVIL!
Sis: okay just because a duck bit your middle finger doesn't make it evil.
Me: YES IT DOES!
Sis: Ashe you were feeding it. And don't you think your evil?
Me: PFFT! HOW AM I EVIL? LOOK AT ME I'M A PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL!
Sis: Mmhmm. You wanna say that to the man locked up in the closet.....and the duck.
Me: I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THERE.... *looks from left to right then immediately jumps out the window like a boss*
Sis: *shakes head and calls Bro* Hey Andy.... Yeah it happened again..... no we used the darts last time.... get the paintball gun now.... yes you can have the pink paint.
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Marshallismyking In reply to AsheWalker [2014-02-08 01:49:38 +0000 UTC]
you are right my friend. Ducks are evil.... I was attacked by a group last week. Why did I have to carry bread!?!?
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-02-08 01:55:44 +0000 UTC]
I KNOW! THEY ARE LIKE PLANING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! THAT IS WHY I HUNTZ THEMZ!
Sis: you do it for food too... i mean remember last Christmas you brought a live duck into the living ro-
Me: LETS NOT BRING THAT UP AGAIN JAZZY
Sis: what ever
Bro: She brought it in because she wanted out baby cousin to kill it
Me: HEY WHAT I SAY ABOUT BRINGING IT UP!
Bro: what its the truth
Sis: Dude now im gonna have to deal with Ashe in the emo corner again!
Me: SO YOUNG! SO TRUCKIN YOUNG! I DIDNT KNOW THE DUCK HAD A MOM!
Bro: she brought a baby duck and the mom got into the house basically and bit Ashe
Me: STOP WITH THE DUCKS!
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Marshallismyking In reply to AsheWalker [2014-02-08 02:52:05 +0000 UTC]
Me: 0_0 wow. I'll be right back.*runs outside with random stuff* *walks back inside* okay. Everyone go outside. I set up a little surprise for and evil animal.
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supersexyfandomtime In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-07-22 07:12:22 +0000 UTC]
And I've officially laughed my bum off! Aww great! Now I'm gonna have to put up signs for a "missing butt"....
~later that evening~
MISSING BUTT: IF FOUND, RETURN TO OWNER!
Me: That should do it...
Duck: quack!
Me: Nooooooo!! *grabs AK-47 and aims for duck* Today is not your lucky day.....
~after killing duck~
Best friend: Alexis where have you been all day I tried calling you several times... what happened to that duck your holding?
Me: I killed it for the safety of humanity..... I guess you could say his goose was cooked..mwahahaha
Best friend: *walks away slowly"* (o3o) ooooooookaaaaaaaaay.....
Me: \(e u\e) heehee
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-02-08 03:03:37 +0000 UTC]
MWHAHAHAHA!
Sis: Is it Ashe? is she the evil animal.... hopefully.
Me: WHAT! NO ITS DUCKS!!
Sis: Crap.
Bro: I know right.
Me: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN! T^T
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Marshallismyking In reply to AsheWalker [2014-02-08 03:31:42 +0000 UTC]
Haha. That isn't nice you guys. You should say sorry to your sister. But the trap is for the ducks. All youdo is place a bread on the x and a rope will start tying down the ducks legs. And after that a giant hammer will crush it. So if you want to be covered in blood and guts... Go to the splash zone! Jk there's no splash zone.
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-02-18 00:57:51 +0000 UTC]
Me: YEAH YOU SHOULD SAY SORRY YOU ASS BUTTS!
Sis: Sorry?
Bro: IM NOT SAYING SORRY WITHOUT A FIGHT! * runs towards Ashe with a stick*
Me:*sidesteps him easily*
Bro:*falls out of window* CURSES!
Me:* laughing my ass off* HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!
Fear: (my creepypasta) *walks in sharpening her scissors. looks at Ashe* What the-.... you know what I dont wanna know.
Sis: yeah... you dont want to.
Siera: (crazy cousin thats crazier than me also known as spade) DID THAT JACKASS RUN WITH A STICK AGAIN AND SHE EASILY SIDE STEPPED HIM AND HE FELL OUT A WINDOW?!
Sis:YES SIERA!
Siera: thats my gurl. I raisde her so well!
Sis: but you didnt raise her.... i mean... your a mom now go look after your kids!
Siera: oh yea~ bye! *jumps out of window like a boss*
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-02-23 23:47:31 +0000 UTC]
Fear: exactly
Me: ......WAIT YOU SAID YOU WERENT GONNA SAY ANYTHING!!!
Fear:Lie~
Twitch: Yo.... wat happaning my killer furiends~ ze awesome twitch is here!
Me: no
Fear:no
Twitch: T^T
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-02-25 13:14:21 +0000 UTC]
Twitch: oh why hello there~ i didnt see you there~ *suddenly twitch turns into a naga* OH NOT AGAIN!!!!!
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Marshallismyking In reply to AsheWalker [2014-02-25 23:55:33 +0000 UTC]
Me: twitch are you Okay? And what do you mean not again? -3-
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-03-10 17:31:02 +0000 UTC]
Twitch: i turn into nagas every once in awhile....
Fear: sometimes i think she does it on purpose to get attention.
ME: ME TOO!
Fear: Why do you always yell?!
ME: BECAUSE I CAN!
Twitch: .... fight fight fight fight.....
Sis: stop it Twitch. they are not going to fight.
Twitch: AWWW! and i was makin bids on Fear.
Sis: No Ashe would win.
Twitch: No im pretty sure Fear would... shes Slendemans newest proxy bro.
Sis: well Ashe has been raised by a psychotic witch....
Twitch: you know Ashe and Fear are the same person so technically Fear was also raised by Siera but Fear has a advantage over Ashe because she has hat teleportation power like Masky and Hoodie and can appear out of nowhere and scare Ashe to death. or wack her in the head.
Sis:.... i still say Ashe would win.... because if i didnt pick her side she'd probably murder me in my sleep.
ME: HEY!
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Marshallismyking In reply to AsheWalker [2014-03-10 18:02:36 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha. Looks like ashe is the new Jeff the killer.
:3
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-03-10 18:24:25 +0000 UTC]
Me: I WOULD WOUDNT I?
Fear: No your more like a BEN drowned.... I mean you like video games and you are locked up in your room for days just playin em.
Me:MEH
Sis: and she chocked Siera with a controller... lol
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Marshallismyking In reply to AsheWalker [2014-03-11 02:13:59 +0000 UTC]
Ashe must be the love child if BEN Drowned and jtk. :3
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-04-06 17:48:05 +0000 UTC]
me: I would woundnt i?
Sis: omg. our not screaming!
Fear: the world is going to end... i just know it.
me:.... wow really? i just dont wanna yell today is that such a bad thing?
Sis: shes not even being sarcatic! Ashe you need a doctor!
me:no i dont.
Fear: i agree with her. at leat shes not loud
me: hey!
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-04-11 00:45:11 +0000 UTC]
Sis: NEVER!me:no. Fear: it seems the tables have turn.Bro: What do you- oh I get it. Ashe isn't yelling and Jasmine is! Fear: Exactly! And somehow I feel this will be the end of the world now Bro: Wanna go to the safe room to be safe?Fear: no I have to do a mission for Slendy. Me: What kind?Fear: For cereals your creeping me out!Me: Just answerFear: fine. Me Toby Masky and Hoodie are going to find Red Ice.Sis: WHY? Fear: because he stole one of Slendys suits for some odd reason.Me: well RedIce may have a plan to seduce you in some way. I mean has a crush on you!Fear: Technically both of us.Me: I guess so.Fear: yeah. I feel like he's like a Male Belarus.Glitch: but that's only with u guuuuuuuuuuys~Fear:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sis: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Glitch: What am I that scary?Fear: No u SUPRISED us!
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-04-11 22:02:57 +0000 UTC]
Fear: it's horrible! He's such a stalker!
Glitch: Well of course! Ashe just had to make you one so you wouldn't be so bored!
Me: EXACTLY!
Fear: And she's yelling once more.
Me: WHAT? I LOST MY VOICE I COULDN'T KEEP SCREA-
RedIce: Fear my love I am here~
Fear: I fudge me I'm out of here! * jumps out of window like a boss*
Glitch: Pfft! Who needs jumping while I can just float!
RedIce: Okay bitches I knew I heard Fears beautiful voice now where is she?!
Glitch: Woah someone's on their period!
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Marshallismyking In reply to AsheWalker [2014-04-12 04:31:43 +0000 UTC]
Me: and why should we tell you? - glares at RedIce with a brow raised-
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AsheWalker In reply to Marshallismyking [2014-04-12 22:00:51 +0000 UTC]
RedIce: because I will turn you all into Popsicles!
Glitches:Woah there Elsa! You cant do that to some lovely ladies, like myself, Into a frozen desert~ and u can't literally do that to a ghost... Thing....
RedIce: let it go with the movie-
Me:* starts singing let it go*
Sis: even u made that reference!
Bro: word.
RedIce: JUST TELL ME WHERE SHE IS!
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