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Published: 2013-09-05 20:56:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 2007; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 5
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Description WTF: Reno had instructions to inform Cloud about Shin-ra hiding remnants of Sephiroth (Tseng have personal reasons to do so). But Cloud was absent. Tifa called Cloud and he asked (or probably he didn't) to check what "secret business" Reno has, because that turk obviously didn't say a word about survived experimental subjects.
A day before Reno was eeeh interviewing Yazoo about Jenova, experiments remnants came through, about reasons why they escaped and what da hell Kadaji wanted and etc. Yazoo said he doesn't know anything and he wasn't lying: he really just follows Kadaji's instructions. Reno put too much effort to make his captive talk. As a result, Yazoo broken handcuffs and almost killed him.
When Tifa came she found Yazoo in empty flat with blood all over the carpet....and yeah, guess what happened. Reno was a bit late and stopped a battle (with his pyramid) when Tifa almost broken Yazoo's head.
Yazoo can't answer Tifa because he doesn't know her and he has kinda weird phobia speaking with an adult stranger if there's no one he knows around.
I had a small question why Reno was late: he knew Tifa would attack Yazoo...But in fact, he wasn't. He just wanted someone to kick dat Chlorosos ass.
Why? Because he's actually an asshole, that's why!
Can Tifa defeat Yazoo? You even ask? He lack his weapon, his body is wekened by Jenova cells loss. He's hungry (I mean, he didn't eat for at least two days) and have a broken input on his head which you see bleeding on the picture.
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Перевод, потому что я ленивое говно :333
-Ты! Ты стрелял в Клауда!
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Тифа:
уровень: ОВЕР 9000!
ХП:∞
Мана: еще больше
Экспа:...
Бонус пятого размера груди
Язу:
уровень: нубье треклятое
Хп, Мана
Экспа: какая экспа?
бонус красявых волосиков
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Разве ты не умер!? Где Рено!? Говори, или я заставлю тебя!
Ват?: По фику Рено получил указание сообщить Клауду о том, что Шин-ра прячет духов Сефирота (У Тсенга свои причины для подобных указаний :ззз). Однако, Клауда не было. Тифа позвонила ему, и Клауд попросил (или это была ее инициатива) сходить и посмотреть, чавойто за "конфиденциальную информацию" турки там хотят рассказать-показать, потому что разумеется Мухомор ни слова не сказал про то, что в квартире они прячут экспериментальный образец, который 4 дня назад чуть не пристрелил ее суженого-ряженого.
За день до того Рено допрашивает Язу о Дженове, экспериментах, которые проводили над духами, кто их выпустил и чего именно хотел Кадаж. Язу сказал, что ничего не знает, и он не врал: он просто следовал указаниям брата. Рено уж слишком переусердствовал в своих попытках заставить говорить пленника, в результате тот сломал наручники и чуть его не убил.
Когда Тифа пришла, она обнаружила Язу в пустой квартире, где по всему ковру кровь...ну и да, вы можете представить, что случилось дальше. Рено же опоздал, и вмешался аккурат когда Тифа чуть не проломила череп противнику.
Язу Тифе сказать ничего не мог, потому что он ее не знает, а у него фобия разговаривать с незнакомыми взрослыми, если рядом нет никого знакомого.
У меня был вопрос: почему Рено-таки опоздал? Ну, потому что на самом деле он не опаздывал, а был там заранее. Он просто хотел, чтобы кто-то дерьмо вышиб из Поганки.
Почему? Потому что он говнюк, вот почему! У вас есть сомнения в этом факте?
Тифа вполне могла убить ослабленного безоружного и два дня ничего не евшего духа с кровоточащим время от времени поломанным коннектором на голове. Она, я верю, прибила бы его и в боеспособном состоянии. Он же не Лоз в конце концов.
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Comments: 44

Bluediamondpikachu83 [2021-03-06 03:59:10 +0000 UTC]

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OL6K [2013-10-09 12:17:35 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDDDD нет слов, один смех!!

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7Eule7 In reply to OL6K [2013-10-09 15:14:08 +0000 UTC]

Месть - это блюдо, которое подают холодным 8DD

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Afuri-Kurage [2013-09-13 14:43:39 +0000 UTC]

woah. amazing story! is that a fanfic? if yes, please share me the link! ><

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7Eule7 In reply to Afuri-Kurage [2013-09-15 18:38:13 +0000 UTC]

yep) it is...) I decided I don't want all remnants dead so XD

I'd like to, but there's a small problem: it's russian) I don't think I'm able to translate it into english well ((

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sunstroke-art [2013-09-08 05:29:48 +0000 UTC]

PS

I how Yazoo's only asset is his hair.


PPS
Wonder how long til Tifa starts feeding Yazoo!

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7Eule7 In reply to sunstroke-art [2013-09-08 08:54:08 +0000 UTC]

but his hair is so soft, silky and beautiful! No one can resist it!  

well...Almost no one XD

XD LOL IDK

But she definetly fed him with kicks XD

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sunstroke-art In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-08 19:24:35 +0000 UTC]

^___^


I wants me some yazoo!!!!

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7Eule7 In reply to sunstroke-art [2013-09-09 07:22:28 +0000 UTC]

Lol stand in a line! XD I'm already there!

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sunstroke-art [2013-09-08 05:29:03 +0000 UTC]

Your art and expressions for the characters are amazing!

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7Eule7 In reply to sunstroke-art [2013-09-08 08:18:33 +0000 UTC]

Awww! Thanks! I always put a lot of effort into expressions *O*

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Enide-Dear [2013-09-07 19:15:25 +0000 UTC]

Hah! yeah, Reno is a dick alrigh! Poor Yazoo though, he'd need Loz to back him up in that fight.

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7Eule7 In reply to Enide-Dear [2013-09-07 21:46:45 +0000 UTC]

I wanted to put his dickness back. Because no one messes with Reno lol. Even Jenova spawn.

Yaz thought so during this fight...not once XD Too bad Loz is dead (

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Enide-Dear In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-08 18:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Aw, poor Lozzie!

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7Eule7 In reply to Enide-Dear [2013-09-09 06:59:34 +0000 UTC]

Yup (

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Boomchick [2013-09-06 17:38:31 +0000 UTC]

WOW! This is incredible! Poor Yazoo, you're in over your head. <3

Your style is just breathtaking! I couldn't take my eyes off the image of Yazoo. He looks amazing. KorNaXon is right. You need WAY more publicity!

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7Eule7 In reply to Boomchick [2013-09-06 18:15:44 +0000 UTC]

thank you! I spent like a day to make his pose and hands)

He will be fine at the end) Besides, Tifa didn't break him a single bone lol.

I'm so glad you like it~!  

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Boomchick In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-06 19:06:20 +0000 UTC]

It's wonderful! Made me crack open one of my fanfics and get back to work. Super inspirational! I absolutely love the story line and how well you portrayed it in the comic!

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7Eule7 In reply to Boomchick [2013-09-06 19:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Really?! I'm so happy to hear! Never thought I could inspire someone...

what's the idea of ur fanfic?

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Boomchick In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-06 19:50:22 +0000 UTC]

It's, um... Well, the remnants come back to life, are instantly captured by the turks, and tortured for information. That's how it starts, at least! So it's pretty reminiscent of your storyline for this comic! Though it has a very different outcome.

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7Eule7 In reply to Boomchick [2013-09-06 20:15:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow! That's tough!

Lol they need a phoenix dawn to ressurrect Kadaji

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Boomchick In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-06 20:27:22 +0000 UTC]


Totally true! They'll probably need two. One to get him back, and another to resurrect him once Tseng's done with him...

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7Eule7 In reply to Boomchick [2013-09-06 20:38:45 +0000 UTC]

LOL I guess at least Kadaji deserves that. No one messes with turks.

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7Eule7 In reply to Boomchick [2013-09-06 19:26:17 +0000 UTC]

Really?! I'm so happy to hear! Never thought I could inspire someone...

what's the idea of ur fanfic?

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MattBarley [2013-09-06 09:25:53 +0000 UTC]

даааа

руки шикарные вышли .з

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7Eule7 In reply to MattBarley [2013-09-06 09:36:56 +0000 UTC]

пасиб))

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KeyHof [2013-09-06 04:32:37 +0000 UTC]

Арарарара! Отлично! Отлично получилось! Просто класс! Руки, Тифа и ее... женские атрибуты, вообще все! Шикарно! *О*

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7Eule7 In reply to KeyHof [2013-09-06 08:24:12 +0000 UTC]

Женские атрибуты Тифы, в которых плачутся все персонажи финалки.
Ей пора свой бизнесс открывать: поплакаться в пышные формы - 100 гил. XDDD Там сам Руфус приползет на ежедневные сеансы

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KeyHof In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-06 08:43:43 +0000 UTC]

И Сефирота кассиром! ХДДДД

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7Eule7 In reply to KeyHof [2013-09-06 08:44:40 +0000 UTC]

ПФФФФ XDDDD

-СВОБОДНАЯ КАССА Я УНИЧТОЖУ ЭТОТ МИР!

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KeyHof In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-06 10:18:51 +0000 UTC]

Свободная Тифа! ХДДДДД

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7Eule7 In reply to KeyHof [2013-09-06 10:33:30 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD

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KorNaXon [2013-09-05 22:41:35 +0000 UTC]


I just love this....

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7Eule7 In reply to KorNaXon [2013-09-05 23:31:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot! Your commentary, questions and favs means a lot to me!

No else one around seem to be in that fandom lol

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KorNaXon In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-06 06:17:57 +0000 UTC]

You need more publicity, daragaya. I suggest joining these clubs now, and start submitting your art. You deserve lot more faves and comments!
finalfantasy7fanclub.deviantar…
yazoo-fanclub.deviantart.com/
remnant-fanclub.deviantart.com…
square-enix-club.deviantart.co…
crystal-warriors.deviantart.co…
theplanetschosen.deviantart.co…
children-of-jenova.deviantart.…
ff7-fanclub.deviantart.com/
shinraco.deviantart.com/
ff7-theturks.deviantart.com/
finalfantasy-fan.deviantart.co…
renofc.deviantart.com/
finalfantasyinfinity.deviantar…
ffadvent-crazy.deviantart.com/

ETC.
And there are lot more, don't be shy to find and join as many as possible. People will easier notice your art if you submit your pics to specific FF7 groups. Go ahead!
(PS: there are some FF7 RP and fanfic-groups around too, find them... )

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7Eule7 In reply to KorNaXon [2013-09-06 08:57:10 +0000 UTC]

LEZZ JOIN EM ALL!

Thanks a lot)

I need russian fanfic groups( that's a bitch to find. I wish I could translate it into English...but that's really difficult thing

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KorNaXon In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-06 10:47:21 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome! Let me know whether it worked. (And pls don't hate yaoi-lovers. )
Wow, I saw in my Watch-box that you started to join them! Cool!

You can submit your art to this too: ff7-fanfic.deviantart.com/ It's a small group, and there are more pics than fanfictions. Check it out.

There are deviants who are not Russian, but can speak the language, so I suggest submitting your fic in Russian (also onto fanfiction.net ), and then add it to group's galleries. The ones who can't read it will pass on it, so what.

(Once I tried to read a Yazoo+Cloud fic written in Indonesian using the Google Translater. Epic fail... )

I like the nickname you gave Yazoo. ^^

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7Eule7 In reply to KorNaXon [2013-09-06 11:21:50 +0000 UTC]

XD I don't hate yaoi lovers actually. I just dislike yaoi. I'm fine with others loving it) 

I guess it is! I got a watcher and few faves, so yeah! Cool!

I think I will

XDDD Yeah, google translate is so goddamn funny! We use it sometimes to translate russian phrase into some language and then back. The most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

It used to translate "В Санкт Петербурге" (It Saint Petersburg) as "in Shinra" I lol'd

It also used to translate our president's name as mr. President. IDK about now sinse I don't use it.

I can imagine what you got after translation...must be a comedy XDDD

Awww ^^3 Thanks! I like it too a lot.

Reno given it to Yazoo in the beginning

"-The first question is pretty simple: what's ur name?

Yazoo opened his mouth trying to utter a single sound.

-Ok, You're gonna be Chlorosis then, yo!"

I have no Idea how to translate Reno's nickname into english...That must be some desease too.

In russian I use mushroom names: amanilla phalloides in rus is a synonim of a pale, ill and thin person. Then Reno get Fly amantia nickname. But both doesn't sound properly in english. Do you have any ideas?

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KorNaXon In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-06 12:19:24 +0000 UTC]

He should definitely be named after a mushroom, because mushrooms look a bit like dicks. He has red hair and freckles, like 31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84… (Amanita muscaria), but the name's a bit long.
Maybe you can use dictionaries or Google translator (haha) to find out how it's called in different languages, maybe there will be a good-sounding hit!

HU: Galóca. Gah-lou-tza ...that kills flies (and humans ofc).
We have a HU dessert called Túró Rudi (marcaliportal.hu/FOTO/52-2009/… , it's wrapping is white with red polka dots (freckles). Inside there is a bar of sweet cottage cheese with chocolate. Looks a bit like a dick too.

Or just call him Rubeola.

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7Eule7 In reply to KorNaXon [2013-09-06 12:45:27 +0000 UTC]

Ain't that mushroom called Fly amantia?

I'm not sure Yazoo know those. 

But daaamn I wanna some turo rudi now! We have a bit similar things here O gonna buy some!

I was thinking of rubeola...IDK...probably simpliest is the best?

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KorNaXon In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-06 14:24:15 +0000 UTC]

Rudiola...
sorry, that was lame....

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7Eule7 In reply to KorNaXon [2013-09-06 14:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Pfff XDDD lol

but seriously that sounds like female name. It's goddamn difficult to piss Reno off but for sure he won't be fond of that nickname.

-I overheard your name...Rudiola?

-I'm Reno, dumbass.

-What? Ru-be-o-la?

-Re-no.

-Oh, Ok, Rubeola is fine to me.

-Ok, Chlorosis, Rubeola is fine, yo.

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KorNaXon In reply to 7Eule7 [2013-09-06 18:43:08 +0000 UTC]


Nothing can beat the name Chlorosis.

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7Eule7 In reply to KorNaXon [2013-09-06 18:56:25 +0000 UTC]

Yeah XD 

But thanks a lot ^^3

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