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Mew99x — World Domination. FFM - 27th of July 2013
Published: 2013-07-27 17:08:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 151; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Description He has invented the greatest thing of all. Everyone will tremble in fear upon seeing their impending doom. Everyone. Even the neighbour’s cat and even the President. They will all come to their ends.

But first he wanted some toast. So he went to get some toast, oh yes. He pondered what he would put on the toast and decided on cherry jam and cheese. He has prepared everything. He was ready. Ready to eat some toast.

As he pushed down the lever of his mighty toaster, everything went dark, as dark as his soul.
Blackout.

World domination will have to wait a few hours.
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Comments: 4

Roskvape [2013-07-28 05:00:07 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahhah! Even the cat? Are you sure? That must be an amazing device for sure!

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Mew99x In reply to Roskvape [2013-07-28 14:04:07 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. :3
Thanks for the comment!

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NamelessShe [2013-07-28 03:47:11 +0000 UTC]

I love this--->He has invented the greatest thing of all. Everyone will tremble in fear upon seeing their impending doom. Everyone. Even the neighbour’s cat and even the President. They will all come to their ends.

But first he wanted some toast.

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Mew99x In reply to NamelessShe [2013-07-28 12:53:08 +0000 UTC]

Wanted to try something stupidly funny once in a while. Everything else rather seems like "guns and violence", so I wanted to change things a little. :3
Thanks!

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