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Published: 2017-01-05 05:51:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 2192; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 1
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Description Unusual as Jessie Rassic becoming a police officer was, Gmod City has been all the better for letting a 100-foot T-Rex onto the force. The sight of Officer J. Rassic thundering down the streets on patrol has lead to skyrocketing police approval among citizens, and an ever-increasing sense of security. Miss Rassic has even become a local celebrity; whenever a local school has a field trip to the police station she is often the main attraction, and she always enjoys showing off for the kids.

Her tenure in the police department has--unsurprisingly--lead to plummiting crime rates across the board, and even decreased taxpayer burden for maintaining prisons in Gmod City and the surrounding area....mainly because criminals Capt. Rassic encounters on her patrol, from murderers to purse-snatchers, tend to be "detained" in her stomach, rather than in a cell.

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Surprise! I just got Garry's Mod! Ā 
Started playing around with it, and the eventual result was this masterpiece. Posing with that dang physics gun can be a pain at first, but you get used to it.
And I make NO APOLOGIES AT ALL for that pun.

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T-Rex Model created by Scathach
SWAT Truck model created by RIPMYGTX
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Comments: 47

HeroofLightandDark [2018-01-09 01:10:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh the day when a Tyrannosaurus Rex becomes a cop. I will say. "Finally we have dinosaurs!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to HeroofLightandDark [2018-01-09 07:34:26 +0000 UTC]

Officer Jessie Rassic: "Heh, thanks, kid!"

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HeroofLightandDark In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2018-01-09 21:25:51 +0000 UTC]

"Oh wow your welcome. Glad I was heard."

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sonicrocks57 [2017-06-02 21:21:41 +0000 UTC]

I have it in my mind that she communicates telepathically with humans, via some kind of transmitter in her brain/nervous system or something.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-06-02 22:56:25 +0000 UTC]

Really? I just imagined She just talks normally. XD

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-06-02 23:19:13 +0000 UTC]

It'd be kinda hard to annunciate with those reptilian lips, though...

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-06-02 23:28:27 +0000 UTC]

She'd probably have one heck of a lisp...not that anyone with brains would give her a bad time for it.Ā 
Or else, GULP!

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-06-02 23:32:47 +0000 UTC]

True, but sentience doesn't automatically give one advanced human-like speech patterns, lisp or not.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-06-02 23:41:49 +0000 UTC]

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-06-02 23:55:42 +0000 UTC]

Eh. Just an idea. Or at least what I would do.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-06-02 23:56:32 +0000 UTC]

I like it.

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-06-03 00:07:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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ShadowWolf935 [2017-06-02 14:33:36 +0000 UTC]

This is insane and amazing!

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to ShadowWolf935 [2017-06-02 15:41:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

Giant Dino-police should be in every city.

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ShadowWolf935 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-06-02 15:41:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeah bro! They totally should!

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7HotSprings [2017-03-29 16:23:54 +0000 UTC]

That dude in the left side of the pic looks like the medic in TF2

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to 7HotSprings [2017-03-29 17:21:34 +0000 UTC]

It is.

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7HotSprings In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-03-29 17:22:33 +0000 UTC]

YUSHH medic is fav (heavy and pyro)

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SerGeraldWynter [2017-01-06 07:19:45 +0000 UTC]

This is cool! Although big poners are my favorite, it's nice to see you trying out new things. Ā Ā 

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to SerGeraldWynter [2017-01-06 07:39:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Had this idea in my head for a while now.

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ardashir [2017-01-05 17:50:47 +0000 UTC]

Wait, she eats lawbreakers? ACLU isn't gonna like that.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to ardashir [2017-01-05 18:02:20 +0000 UTC]

What are they gonna do, exactly? XD

Miss Rassic is a local celebrity, an idol for the tough-on-crime crowd, AND a respected cop.... And also a 100-foot tall carnivorous dinosaur. I think she's secure from most political whinging.

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ardashir In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-01-05 18:03:34 +0000 UTC]

They could always sue the department.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to ardashir [2017-01-05 18:04:38 +0000 UTC]

True, but it may be an uphill battle.

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sonicrocks57 [2017-01-05 16:27:15 +0000 UTC]

I personally prefer traditional art when it comes to Macro, but this is pretty good nonetheless.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-01-05 17:01:57 +0000 UTC]

Thank you kindly.

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-03-12 12:35:33 +0000 UTC]

So...is she standing on top of the SWAT van or behind it? XD

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-03-12 12:43:29 +0000 UTC]

Behind it.

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-03-12 12:50:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for clearing that up. XD

By the way, do you think she's in a relationship, or single? Because the criteria is pretty small for "sentient, talking T-Rexes"...

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-03-12 13:21:05 +0000 UTC]

Though I imagine she's good friends with everyone on the force--something of a hero in Gmod City. (And who knows; maybe she'll find that special someone eventually.)

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-03-12 13:30:57 +0000 UTC]

To be fair, she's probably more married to her job for the time being. XD

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-03-12 13:38:25 +0000 UTC]

Well, she DOES get free meals out of it.

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-03-12 13:40:43 +0000 UTC]

Isn't that against police procedure, though? She IS an officer, not a vigilante.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-03-12 13:47:23 +0000 UTC]

Things are different in Gmod City. (Most places don't have 100-foot dinosaurs as cops, after all. XD) Things get...less than normal quite often.

And just look what the demolition crews have to put up with: m.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Bt4v4zā€¦

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-03-12 13:52:18 +0000 UTC]

Someday, Mario's gonna get a lawsuit. XD

Also, is that Doug Walker doing the narration at the beginning? Awesome.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-03-12 14:44:00 +0000 UTC]

Can he afford a lawyer on his plumber salary? XD

And yup, that was him.

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-03-12 15:07:36 +0000 UTC]

Well, as Doug noted in the intro, he doesn't seem to do much actual plumbing. XD

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-03-12 15:13:30 +0000 UTC]

True...

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-03-12 12:57:27 +0000 UTC]

I think she's single...maybe.

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sonicrocks57 In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-03-12 13:20:29 +0000 UTC]

Maybe she could hook up with a cute human guy eventually? XD

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to sonicrocks57 [2017-03-12 13:22:49 +0000 UTC]

That was my idea.

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TheOtterPony [2017-01-05 15:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Looks great! Can we expect giant ponies too?

btw, there are tool for posing, removing the need to use the phys gun.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2017-01-05 16:13:07 +0000 UTC]

Maybe...

Really? The only posing tools I've found were to make ragdolls stand, or pose the face/hands....

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-01-05 16:30:29 +0000 UTC]

I use ragdoll mover tool, do you have that? It allows you to move every joint of the ragdoll. Easier if you use stand pose tool first to make the model to stand, then you can pose it with the mover tool much easier and accurately than using the phys gun.

Then there is ragdoll resizer of course.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2017-01-05 17:00:24 +0000 UTC]

Ah, haven't heard of the mover tool! Have to pick that one up. Thanks!

I do have the resizer, though. (Though it seems to make models face in a different direction when I resize them...)

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2017-01-05 19:32:58 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that is the problem with the new resizer tool, with the mover tool, you can rotate the enlarged model. There is a old one that copies the pose and orientation of the model, though you can't change the pose of the resized model, but I have found it easier to use in some situations.

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2017-01-05 19:41:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the tips!

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