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THesla — Fire Flyer X-2000
Published: 2013-08-06 21:02:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 790; Favourites: 63; Downloads: 13
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"Tired of slow, uncomfortable and unsafe magic flying broomsticks? Are you a busy Witch/Wizard that needs to get to places quickly? Don't you hate to enchant the furniture instead of having your own gear? Here's the answer to all your problems: The Fire Flyer X-2000! Making up to 300 km/h above sea level, with a ceiling of 2500 meters, it's one of the most agile and versatile flying devices on the market. With it's leather seat and rear view, it's comfortable and safe, both for forest and urban Witches/Wizards! available now, in a magic shop close to you!"I did all i could to make Aysha some sort of bad ass warrior mage, but i you know what? fuck that, i'll make her a cute witch, just like the original concept!
Also, i coudn't resist. here's the butt-naked version: sta.sh/01s5awz2aqux
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Lol this sounds like something the Eds would sell. Very nicely done picture too!
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thanks! though... who's Eds?
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Oh lol, I meant as in Ed, Edd and Eddy. Sounds like a scam of theirs.
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of all things that came to my mind, that was surely waaaaaaay down my list, haha XD
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Hah exactly! Well I'd hope that Aysha didn't buy hers from Eddy, it'll probably break by tomorrow! Then again, I'd be more worried for Eddy since there'd be an angry witch after him.
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there would be two main problems in this equation. one: that thing would fall into pieces in mid-air, cartoon style ,while two: Aysha would be back, leaving a trace of fire in her path, and the scene would cut to a distant explosion of fire in the horizon XD
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Well, I hope Eddy learned his lesson; It would also seem that scamming witches isn't the best way to earn jawbreakers, especially when they can use magic spells lol.
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the only problem with the firebolt is that you loose your balls every time you fly it XD
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nah there is just something about the tradition of animating an inanimate object every time you go out kinda like a wizard and his hat it may be old tired and uncomfortable but it's his and it smells of ten years of sandwich and alcohol storage you just can't buy that.
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sir, could you rewrite your text with the right punctuation? i don't want to sound like a grammar nazi, but i just couldn't understand it at all.
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I hate to disappoint you but I'm afraid it is more than readable if it is it's size or a slight imperfection that bothers you then please feel free to disregard the comment.
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i'm not trolling you, i really tried but i can't understand what you said because you didn't use a single "," or "." in your text. keep in mind that English is not my native language.
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Ah well why did you not say so.
I will give it to you short.
There is a weird tradition in the laws of wizardry or witchery that basically states that objects that smell musty are used and have a history will always outmatch any new model.
In short wizards and witches are prone to sentiment and silly habits it is all about the show you make of being odd and smelling like brandy and sandwiches.
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hmm... let's say i kind of fall of of this "law" in the most literal possible way. some of my witches and wizards use cellphones for example. some use guns, some drive cars, and most of them don't live in a shack in the middle of the forest. they all know the internet and mass communication media. most of those old school magic stuff are either tradition, style or lack of money. you see, it's not just a flying broomstick, is a flying device, like a flying motorcycle, only simpler.
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I know but still it feels right wizardy to do at least one of these things.
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