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Hi, I'm your host for today, here to explain how humans really think.
On the Internet
You can buy human organs
Watch horrid suicides
See child pornography
And best of all, watching a Japanese lady gush orange diarrhea onto her own face in the bathtub.
Okay okay I suppose that's a little much (Its still true)
But let's break it down
We can watch murders, porn, and a bunch of other things.
America has screwed more people than there are ants eating that taco under your bed. Oh goodness, it seems we're running out of time, so here is our guest star, Jimmy Fallon!!
What?
Oh it seems our guest is too busy with work (Aka: watching a video of an 8 year old boy sit on a dildo while being force fed watermelon.)
Now that you are eternally scared of the Internet, my job is done, and you can go back to riding the dick your teddy bear doesn't have. Tune in again next time to find out what people do with their shit, OTHER than flushing it down the toilet. I'm Damien, and this has been, Every Reason You Should Fear Everything! Goodnight!

Description
Hi, I'm your host for today, here to explain how humans really think.
On the Internet
You can buy human organs
Watch horrid suicides
See child pornography
And best of all, watching a Japanese lady gush orange diarrhea onto her own face in the bathtub.
Okay okay I suppose that's a little much (Its still true)
But let's break it down
We can watch murders, porn, and a bunch of other things.
America has screwed more people than there are ants eating that taco under your bed. Oh goodness, it seems we're running out of time, so here is our guest star, Jimmy Fallon!!
What?
Oh it seems our guest is too busy with work (Aka: watching a video of an 8 year old boy sit on a dildo while being force fed watermelon.)
Now that you are eternally scared of the Internet, my job is done, and you can go back to riding the dick your teddy bear doesn't have. Tune in again next time to find out what people do with their shit, OTHER than flushing it down the toilet. I'm Damien, and this has been, Every Reason You Should Fear Everything! Goodnight!