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A-Pretty-Cool-Troll — A Sad, Depressing Story [NSFW]
Published: 2011-07-02 06:42:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 444; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Description A Sad, Depressing Story written by a boy from Anonymous-

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
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Comments: 6

The-Heir-of-Time [2011-09-28 12:26:13 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS PURE WIN!!!!!

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the-pancake-fairy [2011-07-03 01:59:06 +0000 UTC]

This
is
internet
gold

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A-Pretty-Cool-Troll In reply to the-pancake-fairy [2011-07-03 03:18:38 +0000 UTC]

IT IS, ISN'T IT
IT'S JUST, MAGIC

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Rainbow-Specialist [2011-07-02 06:50:02 +0000 UTC]

It's okay blankie master, time holds many things. There is only so much time that can pass without things setting into motion v w v

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A-Pretty-Cool-Troll In reply to Rainbow-Specialist [2011-07-02 07:01:08 +0000 UTC]

Time heals all wounds, nai?

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Rainbow-Specialist In reply to Rainbow-Specialist [2011-07-02 06:51:42 +0000 UTC]

(btw I know it's spongebob xD)

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