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Create Quotes from “The Devil”

“You don’t know who I am? Oh, come now,” said Satan. “I’m the Prince of Darkness, Apollyon, Asmodeus, Old Nick, the Archenemy, the Evil One, and the reputed inventor of devil’s food donuts. And if you don’t think that’s the epitome of evil, you should see some of the people who make daily stops at Krispy Kreme. Does it surprise you that I know about a little thing like that?”

“I’m like a fallen angle cake aren’t I?” Said the demon

“Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.

“Seek, and ye shall find,” said Lucifer. “Yes, yes, I know, I didn’t make that up. Do you think Jesus will mind? We don’t talk much these days, but I’m sure if I ask nicely he won’t begrudge me a quote or two—“

“I mean, God and I used to have coffee every other Thursday. Then we had that falling out where I got thrown out of heaven, and ever since then—“

Description
Creative Writing
Create Quotes from “The Devil”

“You don’t know who I am? Oh, come now,” said Satan. “I’m the Prince of Darkness, Apollyon, Asmodeus, Old Nick, the Archenemy, the Evil One, and the reputed inventor of devil’s food donuts. And if you don’t think that’s the epitome of evil, you should see some of the people who make daily stops at Krispy Kreme. Does it surprise you that I know about a little thing like that?”

“I’m like a fallen angle cake aren’t I?” Said the demon

“Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.

“Seek, and ye shall find,” said Lucifer. “Yes, yes, I know, I didn’t make that up. Do you think Jesus will mind? We don’t talk much these days, but I’m sure if I ask nicely he won’t begrudge me a quote or two—“

“I mean, God and I used to have coffee every other Thursday. Then we had that falling out where I got thrown out of heaven, and ever since then—“