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Published: 2010-12-28 05:03:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 87188; Favourites: 533; Downloads: 7096
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Yep, this is the one everyone's been talking about
Can you believe I sent this out into the universe ten years ago? You can't imagine what I got back. This picture defined me for better or worse for a decade but it's time to ride off into the sunset
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i wake up and see jade staring down at me with that exact face
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as a trans person
this is fucking hilarious thank you
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How is this offensive, or making a joke out of trans people? I was under the impression thatΒ Eridan was just. I donβt know. WearingΒ a skirt and going βfuck the policeβ. I donβt see a problem here regarding trans. stuff, and I am that. I am trans stuff. So dude like to wear skirts. I know plenty of dudes who like to wear skirts. Skirts are pretty. Eridan likes to look pretty, and he likes wearing skirts, where the *actual fuck* does anything about transgender come in?
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i think my only problem with this picture is that i have serious doubts kanaya would approve of rose's outfit...but i always wondered about the source of march eridan! mystery solved, thanks.
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I think that's Dave...
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is it? i couldn't tell. that would almost make more sense, in a way...
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N0p3. 7h47 h45 70 83 R053. 7h3 3y35 4r3 purpl3. D4v3's 3y35 4r3 r3d.Β
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sorry to be a bother, but...
terezi only uses
4=A 1=I and 3=E
She does not use
7=T O=0 5=S 8=B etc
it makes it a lot harder to read when you do that and in general it's not canonically correct
sorry to be a bother, but...
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I'm sorry it took so long to reply(I'm on Tumblr much more then here), but I thought I would just 'cuz I can.
I just wanted to say that I was not trying to be canonically correct or even be Terezi at all. I just liked using this type of L337 whenever I could. Sorry if it bothered you that much.
P.S. I guess if it had to be like a Homestuck character, then it would be Mutuna. He's awesome.
P.S.S. You're not a bother....
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Ah, sorry!! I saw the leetspeek and terezi pfp and just assumed, aha
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hahahahahahahaha......................lol
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Eridan is not sexy. Well, some might think he is, but he does not clarify as "sexy" because you put him in a skirt. Eridan is a badass prince of hope who will shoot your guardian and orphan you because his ancestor used to do it. He wanted genocide. He wanted to kill an entire race because some of them polluted the ocean and because he viewed seadwellers as superior. He beat Sollux with science (magic) and knocked him out. He killed his ex-moirail. Then he destroyed all chances of the troll race coming back by destroying the matriorb, and killed Kanaya. He took down three trolls all on his own. He held onto his lusus with only his thighs and shot down a whale that was huge in comparison to him. Eridan is a strong and violent character, who, yes, enjoys filling his quadrants. But that never makes him a joke, and it definitely does not make him weak. His friends underestimated him, and you know what they got? Shot straight through the chest and knocked out. So don't you even dare make him into a joke.
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1 7h1nk Er1d4n 15 p1t1ful. H3'5 50 4l0n3. 4nd, 7h3n h3 g375 s7uck b31ng 7h3 'Pr1nc3 0f H0p3'. 17'5 k1nd4 54d. 1 7h1nk 1 p17y h1m.Β
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ok, sorry, but comments like yours are what make the rest of the fandoms edge away slowly from homestucks. it sounds like a threat to the artist. and no matter how much you love or hate a character or a fandom, it's never a reason to threaten someone.Β
and if you wonder what part of your comment seems threatening, it's the detailed, practically loving description of eridan's actions. that's...a little creepy, man. for future reference.
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Guys. Its a fandom. Not the bible, ok? Its not gonna kill anyone if ya crack a joke.
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calm. down.
seriously, i think a little bit of every homestuck character is a joke.
and also, eridan was just a nerd who was upset he landed in the "friendzone".
your taking his entire character arc wayyyy too seriously.
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its just a comic and a joke calm yourself friend
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Wow. Don't you see it actually affects real people? There are trans people who read it, you know. And this being turned into something to be ridiculed is a big blow to them. It's not a joke.
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LMAO IM TRANS AND THIS ISNT THE LEAST BIT OFFENSIVE
CALM YOUR TITS
THIS IS HILARIOUS
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i definitely see how March Madness Eridan affects trans people (but I cant see how your comment defends trans people, honestly.) I didn't even know your previous comment WAS about trans people.Β
I thought your comment was about how we shouldn't turn eridan into a joke because of how dangerous and hardcore he was. I thought you were legitimately taking the entire comic and eridan's feelings too seriously.
i'd never think joking about trans people is funny, thats awful. but you literally just twisted this around and automatically assumed i was okay with the transphobia you saw in the joke, whereas NO WHERE in your previous text did you say anything about transphobia and eridan. THEN i wouldn't have replied to you that way.Β
no, transphobia is definitely not something to joke about. But i didn't have a single clue that your comment was about trans people. please don't be so rude to me for not understanding. (you never even clarified it was about trans people, anyway.)
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It's a joke.
Maybe it isn't to you, but it is to everyone else.
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How dare you speak to me.
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Excuse Me?
You're not better then me in any way
so you don't have the right to say that to me
Maybe, you should chill the fuck out,
and stop being rude.
How about that?
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I'm done I don't even want to talk to people who view others as a joke. So sorry for coming off like that, I just don't have time for it, nor do I have the patience or desire. So in saying that, I didn't mean to seem as though I was better than you, or that you didn't have an opinion. I was more saying, "I've already voiced my opinion and spoke to people about it, you don't have to interject. Your opinion doesn't matter to me, because I don't believe it and I find it a narrow point of view." but I was tired and fed up so I said it very differently and shortly. "I don't have a desire to speak with you," was what I should have said instead.
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March Eridan looks so pretty. 
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Thank you, kind sir. The Internets is forever in your debt.
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....is no one going to mention the fact that eridan has nipples and a bellybutton, even though he was born from an egg?
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Trolls canonically have nipples, as seen on the cover of the romance novel Karkat asks Dave if he'd like to borrow, only to have it taken by Rose. And I didn't pay attention to whether they had belly buttons or not, but if they do, well, we don't really know all the specifics anyway.
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so this is where it comes from 0_0
I thank you for the enjoyment everyone gets during march every year
(wowthatsoundswrong)
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Oh I was wondering where this come from.
Damn i need to get more into the fandom, lols.
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Jade's mouth... And the shading..... Ermmmmmm. Ok. I am afraid.
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i am having nightmares about her mouth
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So you're the origin of this cancerous abomination known as the March Eridan. This image is everything I hate about Homestuck summed up in one image. Such distasteful filth.
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