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could you IMAGINE what the sex talk from gai would be like... youd probally be scarred for lifebut i dont think gai could do it.....
kakashi is much better suited for the job
so im giving the point to gai... taht puts him in the lead ^^ HUZZAH
HELL the only thing they taught us about sex in sex-ed was DONT HAVE IT!
thats REALLLLLY EDUCATIONAL THERE.
propaganda that everyone you come in contact will give you herpes -_-... i dunno share you crappy health class
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75% of kids these days understand sex in 3rd grade.
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trust me,i've heard some things.
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Itβs kind of sad in a way
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Kakashi: read this fantastic book!
XD
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*Ahem* let me take of this...
You see Rock.... *Grabs a kunai* this is the *bleep* and *grabs a shuriken* this is the *bleep* when people loves each other very much, they get tons of urges and they
*Puts the kunai in the shuriken* *bleep* till they *woof* and they *whoa* and *wow!* At a friggin speed of light! Till they whoosh in the *meow* then they wait for about 9 months or so
Rock: o/////o
France:I'm so proud of you with that explanation!!
Me: wrong anime frenchy! *Hand signs* wind style!
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I thought they taught this shit in school before they left!
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Shouldn't Lee's parents be giving him The Talk? XD
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Smoooooooooooooth Gai-sensei Smoooooooooooth
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Tow week period, science teacher tells principal "Don't bring anyone in here during that time."
He brought in the superintendent.... 
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I. Love. This.
I saw it ages ago on my old account and found it funny then. Β Recently gotten back into Naruto and so it was bugging me that I couldn't find this again until now.
But I found it, so I'm good.
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I didn't have health class... I had Hunters Education. XD I live in hicksville.
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Lee: Was Gai trying to teach me a new hand sign there Kakashi sensei?
Kakashi: *facepalm* I've got a lot to teach you, huh... -_-'
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Ahh i remember they actually did teach us useful stuff 
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Remember the time Ozzy said " Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber ? "
Many people were like " OMG Ozzy is 10 years behind "
But they were wrong he was 10 years ahead
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school teaches us a lot of useless stuff... the one class that we are all gonna need, and (hopefully) will enjoy and do a lot... they don't really teach us shit...
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we spent an entire class descussing the machanics of the girl wipeing back to front -_-
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Somehow, my middle school never had sex ed classes. I may have went to just one in my life in 5th grade. Souch Carolina is lousy so don't live here.
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PA is just as bad in that aspect
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Yeah, but Pennsylvania was one of the original 13 colonies, so it at least has history.
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understandable but our school system is far from complete
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that and i live on the edge of suburban PA. drive a bit and you will be in amish country
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Ah, I see clearly now.
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but damn are they good at leathermakeing
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carefull where you step
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I keep wanting to make a joke about Dwight from The Office but it's not all that relevant to the conversation!
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if gai has to explain he'll think you get pregnant from kissing
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Really? In our classes we're told how to deep-throat and take it up the ass because, despite being in the middle of nowhere, our school is 'gay friendly', which is a HUGE pile of BS, my school hates everyone that isn't straight and Australian/Kiwi, and that sucks for me because I'm American/Australian.
I, on the other hand, am very 'gay friendly', it's just who I am.
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No way! Your Sex ed class were taught how to deepthroat!?
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Are you kidding? I learnt everything but the angry dragon and docking in sexED.
Our teacher had us put condoms on plastic dicks, taught us the basics of sex toys and fetishes, most of which I already knew about anyway.
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Damn it!
I wish my health class went over that! Heck, I wish we HAD sex ed class! all we had was a sex unit and STDs (under the disease unit) in health!
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If anything, I think you're lucky...
Oh god, the videos they made us watch... I won't go into details but I now know what an 80-year-old man's dick looks like. *SHUDDER*
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An 80 year-old's penis...?
Then I guess I'm lucky as you say...
But it would be nice if I had in-depth knowledge about sex-related stuff...
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You are lucky, trust me, I would have been happy with a simple,
'The penis goes here, but it can also go here and here, homosexuals put it here.'
And...
'Always use a condom, less chance of getting unexpected surprises later on.'
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They teach us how to use condoms and other contraception thingos. I find it amazing that people don't use them properly. CONDOMS ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT PROTECT AGAINST PREGNANCY AND "PROBLEMS" AT THE SAME TIME!! And yet, people don't use them properly, like they turn them around and use them anyway when they try putting it on the wrong way, use out of date ones and other blunders like that. It's still weird though because they refuse to split the health classes between genders. That was my biggest freakout. That and the fact that everyone had to take turns putting a condom a "banana." I will never look at bananas the same again because health class as put me off them... Banana smoothie anyone? XD
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My teachers just couldn't teach it for shit. All I ever learned was that "Not having sex is the best way not to get diseases" And then I tuned out whenever the idiots would ask if you could get HIV from a toilet seat or something.
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All responsibility falls on Kakashi. Yea, that is so easy to do. But I believe that he will make nice talk about relationships between hetero and homosexuals. Gai, you are useless!
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Sheesh, in my sex-ed class, they taught us a week off 'Don't have sex, it's illegal, you're just dumb kids, you'll get aids, herpes, ghoneria, pregnant, and DIE.' I WISH Kakashi had been my sex-ed teacher.
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I love gai's face in the 3rd panel he's all like "shit...I CAN'T DO THIS!!" lol
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Still I'm curiuos about what he could've said
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x) What happens when Kakashi speaking about it? Oh my
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