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FullOfBadIdeas [2015-04-30 23:58:26 +0000 UTC]
Japan flies to me.
I'm cool wit that.
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Just0999 [2014-12-29 13:51:00 +0000 UTC]
I want translate this
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REMUSJOHN [2014-12-25 11:09:51 +0000 UTC]
IN SOVIET RUSSIA,
COMMENTS WRITE YOU
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onica-helman [2014-11-28 02:39:45 +0000 UTC]
why was the abortion joke the funniest, am I a horrible person?
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shadowangel33 [2014-06-27 14:18:52 +0000 UTC]
IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU DON"T PEE ON TOILET,TOILET PEE ON YOU!!! Ā
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KatanaLovingGerman [2014-01-05 05:49:09 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia, you no catch Pokemon. Pokemon catches you!
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Katrina20Lin10 [2013-12-17 13:25:58 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia...
You don't become one with Ivan Braginski, Ivan Braginski becomes one with YOU!
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Puccalover55 [2013-08-24 00:10:58 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia, you no buy iPod. iPod buys you.Ā
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Umbrocity [2013-07-26 20:43:57 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia, you no ride bus. Bus ride you!
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melissadg [2013-07-04 01:43:55 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia, Mother Russia become one with YOU!!!
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melissadg [2013-07-04 01:43:28 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia, You no commit suicide, SUICIDE COMMIT YOU!!!
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Sublover21 [2013-06-10 01:36:38 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia you no find Waldo. Waldo find you!!!
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AshleyDaGreat In reply to Dragonhawk21 [2015-07-10 22:36:36 +0000 UTC]
In SOIVET RUSSIA, you no pee on toilet, TOILET PEE ON YOU!!! XDDD
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artyom2013 [2013-02-23 10:54:41 +0000 UTC]
#13
That scene in monty python and the quest for the holy grail...
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Neko-longtail [2013-02-04 20:15:30 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia dance breakes you
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aratley66 [2013-01-06 11:41:59 +0000 UTC]
in capitalist country,you work for russia. in soviet russia, YOU WORK FOR RUSSIA.
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Tacomaster233 [2012-12-27 05:57:58 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia characters ship you.
In Soviet Russia comment write you.
In Soviet Russia game play you.
In Soviet Russia joke make you.
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darkshadowkrystal [2012-11-23 00:43:43 +0000 UTC]
in soviet russia if u mess with mother russias vodka u get coke bottle shoved up ur ass
oh nd i luv ziz be the way
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JenniKittyMuffin [2012-08-20 23:39:25 +0000 UTC]
BABY ABORT YOU!!! LMAO
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Yawges [2012-07-04 21:28:08 +0000 UTC]
So Soviet Russia, you no rage quit game, game rage quit you~!
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xxcomedyxx [2012-06-08 05:38:29 +0000 UTC]
You no read jokes, jokes read YOU! (The jokes were funnier)
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unisama [2012-02-18 16:25:24 +0000 UTC]
LMAO LMAO bEST. JOKES. EVER
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Niwa-chan16 [2011-12-29 23:24:49 +0000 UTC]
in soviet russia, you don't dig to china, china digs to you! ^J^
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GothicBlack01 [2011-12-07 19:27:32 +0000 UTC]
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
POEM WRITE YOU!
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chocomei [2011-11-02 22:35:40 +0000 UTC]
In SOVIET RUSSIA, I don't lie about cakes.
CAKES LIKE ABOUT ME!!!
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AfiniumPunk In reply to chocomei [2011-11-15 06:48:41 +0000 UTC]
Actually, I bet they do that everywhere... Cakes are really sweet, so they must be nice. They also see a lot of fat and depressed people, because they're cake. They probably lie all the time- "No no, you're skinny!" or sometimes "Eat me and all of your problems will become irrelevant!"
CAKE FOR THOUGHT.
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Coolseys [2011-11-01 03:50:05 +0000 UTC]
Damn Russia! You scary! O.e XD
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kitkattykomodo [2011-10-30 20:06:12 +0000 UTC]
in Soviet Russia, you don't throw the cat out into the rain and sleet and snow...
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GeneralLlama [2011-10-17 01:25:45 +0000 UTC]
i was literally rolling on the floor laughing, SO FUNNY!
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melloattack [2011-10-03 04:38:15 +0000 UTC]
In soviet russia.......
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Hatchix3 [2011-08-16 21:34:20 +0000 UTC]
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, Russian's don't know snow, Snow knows you! xD.
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Unknownmarksman115 [2011-08-10 20:14:53 +0000 UTC]
In America,Chuck Norris kicks your ass.
In Soviet Russia,Chuck Norris still kicks your ass XD
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AfiniumPunk In reply to Unknownmarksman115 [2011-08-14 22:13:53 +0000 UTC]
Oh, that Chuck Norris. Always warping reality and opening wormholes in the space-time continuum. How we do love hiiim.
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t1ber1um In reply to Unknownmarksman115 [2013-03-03 10:57:38 +0000 UTC]
NIET!
in Soviet Russia, reality warps Chuck Norris
in Soviet Russia, you kick Chuck Norris' snow white ass
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Unknownmarksman115 In reply to t1ber1um [2013-03-03 19:37:00 +0000 UTC]
Don't you mean "In America, Bruce Lee beats Chuck Norris's ass, in Peoples Republic of China, Bruce Lee still beats Chuck Norris's ass"
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t1ber1um In reply to Unknownmarksman115 [2013-03-10 02:06:51 +0000 UTC]
..that would be the case, Bruce Lee can warp reality. but Chuck can not..
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Nastenka1512 [2011-07-31 11:59:31 +0000 UTC]
+100500
I HATE THESE JOKES.
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