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Published: 2010-05-16 22:35:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 5105; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 212
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Description "So, uhh, do you perhaps have some paper I could use?"

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is my favorite zelda game, but some of the content can be extremely... questionable...
Like, for instance this freak. The man in the toilet; Why is he in there!?! How did he get in there!?! And, WHY DOES THE BATHROOM NOT HAVE A DOOR!?!

Yeah, Link sat down before he appeared.
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aftertaster7 In reply to ??? [2012-04-12 16:29:57 +0000 UTC]

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katban In reply to aftertaster7 [2012-04-12 16:41:09 +0000 UTC]

lolzXD

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kagetenma [2011-05-26 01:40:26 +0000 UTC]

...oh no....

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aftertaster7 In reply to kagetenma [2011-05-26 18:45:31 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunatly, yes.

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kagetenma In reply to aftertaster7 [2011-05-27 06:40:41 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't look like fun

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LynxIeles [2011-02-07 17:49:04 +0000 UTC]

I think the toilet man was in the Oracle of Ages... he needed paper. you gave him stationary...

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aftertaster7 In reply to LynxIeles [2011-02-07 18:10:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, people have mentioned that. Maybe he should make another appearance!

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LynxIeles In reply to aftertaster7 [2011-02-07 18:57:01 +0000 UTC]

Toilet man... Recurring character... maybe there will be a quest where you have to get the poor sap some rope...

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aftertaster7 In reply to LynxIeles [2011-02-07 19:03:07 +0000 UTC]

Unless he's there because he enjoys it!

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invader-bunny [2010-07-27 23:52:21 +0000 UTC]

This game must have been made when the creators were on crack, lol. Theres a TON of weird things in the game.


I just lost the game.

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aftertaster7 In reply to invader-bunny [2010-07-28 16:11:20 +0000 UTC]

I blame us bombing them for the way that they act. Most Japanese people are insane!

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Cobalt-bolt [2010-07-17 02:53:21 +0000 UTC]

Three letters can sum up my first encounter with that creep. W. T. F.!

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aftertaster7 In reply to Cobalt-bolt [2010-07-17 03:16:53 +0000 UTC]

Yes. What where they thinking when they put him in the game?

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Cupcake-of-Justice [2010-05-22 11:07:25 +0000 UTC]

I screamed when that thing first popped up...I was not expecting that. After playing this game, I ALWAYS check before sitting. XD

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aftertaster7 In reply to Cupcake-of-Justice [2010-05-24 01:00:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much!

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Cupcake-of-Justice In reply to aftertaster7 [2010-06-12 07:03:02 +0000 UTC]

You are very welcome. That probably made my week, lol.

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windwaker51 [2010-05-19 00:04:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, I hated that hand! It scared me half to death, like for reals. It was pitiful, I was cringing on the floor.... Anyways, moral of the story... I try not to play LoZ games at 4 in the morning any more, lolz.

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aftertaster7 In reply to windwaker51 [2010-05-20 23:49:27 +0000 UTC]

Haha!

I think it's about time he reappeared in a zelda game!

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tsaaif [2010-05-18 00:02:47 +0000 UTC]

That was really creepy. O_O

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aftertaster7 In reply to tsaaif [2010-05-18 16:09:48 +0000 UTC]

Probably one of the top 20 creepiest thing in a video game of all time!

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tsaaif In reply to aftertaster7 [2010-05-20 01:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Totally! xD

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yukaihan [2010-05-17 23:37:12 +0000 UTC]

Ohmygod. I remember jumping when I walked in there. It's just.. a hand. I thought it was a bird or something. Ick.

But this is sooo funny. I think that's the face I had when I noticed it.

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aftertaster7 In reply to yukaihan [2010-05-18 16:17:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much!

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JenJenXD [2010-05-17 18:08:10 +0000 UTC]

That was exactly my reaction when I first saw that thing!!!!

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aftertaster7 In reply to JenJenXD [2010-05-17 19:00:27 +0000 UTC]

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JenJenXD In reply to aftertaster7 [2010-05-18 18:03:39 +0000 UTC]

HAhahahaha!

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Katzy [2010-05-17 13:36:15 +0000 UTC]

What I'd like to know is how can that guy stand to stay in there!?

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aftertaster7 In reply to Katzy [2010-05-17 16:17:57 +0000 UTC]

He probably likes it.

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Katzy In reply to aftertaster7 [2010-05-17 17:08:21 +0000 UTC]

Eeeeeeeew.

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S-Trange [2010-05-17 12:52:24 +0000 UTC]

Lol there's a similar thing in Oracle of Ages. It's hilarious. XD
... but I usually throw pots at the guy before I give him paper.

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aftertaster7 In reply to S-Trange [2010-05-17 16:24:39 +0000 UTC]

Good times.

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S-Trange In reply to aftertaster7 [2010-05-17 19:02:46 +0000 UTC]

Indeed!

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amymist [2010-05-17 02:03:51 +0000 UTC]

You just made the scariest part of the game funny as heck.

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aftertaster7 In reply to amymist [2010-05-17 02:13:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I tend to do that...

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j9co [2010-05-17 01:54:38 +0000 UTC]

O_O.

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aftertaster7 In reply to j9co [2010-05-17 02:15:58 +0000 UTC]

U_U;

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j9co In reply to aftertaster7 [2010-05-17 04:15:44 +0000 UTC]

....that's really scary.

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aftertaster7 In reply to j9co [2010-05-17 16:11:36 +0000 UTC]

Yup. \0U0/

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starfox64x [2010-05-17 01:54:37 +0000 UTC]

... FALCON PUNCH!

AH MY ASS! D8

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aftertaster7 In reply to starfox64x [2010-05-17 02:19:13 +0000 UTC]

Right on the money!

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starfox64x In reply to aftertaster7 [2010-05-17 02:31:55 +0000 UTC]

Link has money in his ass? ooohhhh... that would explain how he can hold onto 999 rupees without having big pockets!

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Roonifer [2010-05-17 01:47:00 +0000 UTC]

RAPE! D8

That's awesome.

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aftertaster7 In reply to Roonifer [2010-05-17 02:21:02 +0000 UTC]

Thankies!

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Roonifer In reply to aftertaster7 [2010-05-17 07:55:54 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!!

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Zelinky [2010-05-17 01:15:50 +0000 UTC]

OMFG !!! LOOOL poor Link (and poor hand ). That's probably the most traumatising thing in the game ... And that makes us love it a little bit more

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aftertaster7 In reply to Zelinky [2010-05-17 01:35:08 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

Thank you.

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Zelinky In reply to aftertaster7 [2010-05-17 01:35:59 +0000 UTC]

No problem

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LongLiveLink [2010-05-17 00:28:45 +0000 UTC]

LOFL! I fuckin LOVE this hand! It was, like, TOTALLY my favorite part in TLOZ: MM! *CLICKS FAVORITE*

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aftertaster7 In reply to LongLiveLink [2010-05-17 01:18:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much!

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LongLiveLink In reply to aftertaster7 [2010-05-17 01:20:19 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome! Keep up the good/funny work

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