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Agent505 — Progressive's New Starship Insurance Commercial
Published: 2017-09-25 22:50:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 769; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Description (commercial opens in outer space with view of Mars, zooms in to central desert landmass)

The insourance guys are flying their space cruiser, a craft that looks similar to Buck Rodger's Ranger 3 spacecraft before crash landing near a red mountain, landing roughly on the surface of Mars.  The ship remains intact, but is clearly damaged and the front end becomes crumpled slightly from the impact.)

(standard shot)
(interior; the two insourance rivals are wearing space suits and flustered in their harnesses, which have become tangled in the crash)

(guy one)  "So much for that test flight!  Are you sure you learned this by playing Astroids?"

(guy two)  "We'll have to call her."

(guy one)  "What do you mean?  Our insourance-"

(guy two)  "Our insourance doesn't cover this!"

(exterior shot)

Flo, wearing her trademark Progressive apron over her spacesuit, enters the smashed door of the spaceship.  She has her bright smile that conflicts with the scene.

(Flo)  "Well, it's about time you guys showed up!  Did you know Progressive insures starships now?"

(interior)

(guy two)  "You've gotta be-"

(exterior)

(Flo continues to stand in the doorway)

(Flo)  "Oh yeah, it's true!  And we let you choose your own rate with our Name Your Price tool!"

(exterior)

(A group of other space cruisers, includin the Starship Enterprise, an X-Wing fighter, the starship Serenity, and several TIE Fighters are docked nearby)

(guy one)  "Weren't we here to accept our award for best starfighter?"

(guy two)  "No, that's the Last Starfighter..."

(cut to Progressive Logo)

PROGRESSIVE.  Insuring starships in the 23rd century.  Name your own price today!

(fade to black)
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Comments: 2

uglygosling [2017-09-26 00:44:41 +0000 UTC]

'We insure against meteor collisions, photon torpedo hits, and blaster-graffiti. We even cover stiff spacesuits.'

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Agent505 In reply to uglygosling [2017-09-26 14:44:59 +0000 UTC]

Coming soon to your galaxy...

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