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Published: 2015-03-23 09:26:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 10334; Favourites: 97; Downloads: 15
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Tis gunna be gud._______________
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Never tempt fate Velvet. She tends to be a real bitch about that...
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coco's eye in that last panel says 'oh fuck no'
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Hello Cardin, can you go fuck yourself instead of focusing on the poor girl?
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This right here....this is why I still give the internet Chances.Β
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Β You humble me, Awesome-nee.Β
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Is it Cardin?
*Brings out Celestial's Will* Is he gonna try anything?
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*Bring out Shadow Rose* I'll help you out dude
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I assume Cardin will appear and soon be thrown form a window?Β
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No, Cardin will get his legs broken
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Then he'll get thrown from a windowβ¦β¦Ozpins window, Ya know, the one in his several story high clock tower.
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Aikiun's comics make sense. That doesn't make sense, they're nowhere near Ozpin's towel.
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She'd drag his broken body to the tower then she'd throw him out.
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Meh, whatever
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If it Cardin. I want coco to make Cardin suffer.
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If that's CARDIN you'd think he'd know better than to tease Velvet around Cocoβ¦β¦oh well. (sets up a ticket booth) Step right up everybody, see the massacre of everyone's least favorite bully for just 10 Lien.
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ehh i got money to burn
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Well then, pull up a chair and take a seat next to His-Dudeliness right here and enjoy the show.
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How much does it take to upgrade to VIP seating for Cardin's beat down by Coco?
Also, will you be selling food with the tickets? If so, I'll take a large order of curly fries.
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Well normally I'd charge you an extra 25 lien for a VIP seat, but since I'm feeling generous I'll only charge ya an extra 20. If Ya want food you'll have to speak to my two chefs. (points to another booth where Ruby and Yang stand wearing chef hats and aprons)
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Thanks for the deal, man! *hands over the money*
*pulls out folding beach lounge chair*
Ruby, I'll have a large order of curly fries, please.
Yang, I'll have two large melons, thank you.
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*cricket noises*β¦β¦
TFS Nappa: I get it!
TFS Vegeta: Shut up Nappa.
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Me: who the hell are you guys? Get out of the way, you're blocking my view of the fight. I paid good money for this seat so I can see Cardin's legs get all mangled.
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Nappa: (Turns to you as the heinous sounds of Cardin's screams can be heard behind him) Oh hi there! I'm Nappa and this is Vegeta. He was a prison-
Vegeta: Shut up Nappa!!
Nappa:β¦β¦bitch.
Vegeta: God damnit Nappa.
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*sounds of bones breaking*
Me: out of the way! ... .... ... No! He's dead! *dark clouds circle* and you were in my way.
*lunges at Nappa and starts strangling him*
Me: Don't you even take my melons away from me!
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(sets up a new booth) Come one come all, see the Sayain get the tar beaten outta him, only 15 lein!
Yang: Don't miss it or you'll be sorry, I'm justβ¦β¦(puts sun glasses on) 'sayian'.
Ruby: (pops up beside her with a guitar) YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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Me: *stops strangling long enough to glare at Yang*
Nappa: *stops being strangled long enough to glare at Yang*
Me: *resumes strangling*
Nappa: *resumes being strangled*
Me: You took away my chance to see Cardin's legs broken, I'm not gonna let you steal my melons or my curly fries! *turns to Ruby* speaking of which, where are my curly fries?
How far are we going to take this? Not that I'm saying we should stop or anything.
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Ruby: Whoop, be right back. *disappears in a flurry of Rose petals)
Nappa: (in the back ground) My arm doesn't bend that way, my arm doesn't bend that way, my arm doesn't -SNAP- AH NOW IT DOES!!!
As long as one of us can come up with a response, I say we keep it going.
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Okay.
Me: as for you *turns to Nappa* you made me miss Cardin's demise. Now I shall bring upon you your own demise!
Nappa: um, isn't the way your sitting on me kinda gay? *shrieks in pain*
Me: you're only saying that because you're getting your ass kicked. Speaking of which *stomps foot on Nappa's ass*
Nappa: please have mercy! Vegeta, please, I beg of you, help me! *sobs in pain*
Vegeta: *snapping pics with her phone*
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Vegeta's a dude actually.
Vegeta: Ha, this is going right on Space Facebook!
Yang: You mean Spacebook?
Vegeta: No, I mean Space Facebook.
Ruby: What's that?
Vegeta: It's Facebook.
Yang:β¦β¦But it's-
Vegeta: In space yes.
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Nappa: Vegeta, tap me out!
Vegeta: wait, wha- OOF *gets tackled by me*
Me: the melon death warning goes to you, too! Ruby, where are the curly- oh *Ruby holds out a basket of curly fries*
Me: put it on the folding chair, I'll be right with it.
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Ruby: Ok! (does so)
Me
Ozpin: (waves silently as he watches the fight from the front row)
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Vegeta: Nappa, you SOB!
Nappa: *gasping for air* I was dying and-
Me and Vegeta: shut up, Nappa
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Me: (turns to the audience) Well folks I hope you enjoyed round one, cause round two is gonna be even better.
Vegeta and Nappa: Round wha-
Yang: (pounces on them and begins beating them mercilessly)
Ruby: What the�! (looks at me)
Me: (shrugs) I gave her a cut of the profit to join in. (looks back to the fight then winces) Oh, that's gotta hurt. (cringes) OH, that's gotta hurt even worse! (jaw drops to the floor) Is she beating Nappa to death with his own skull?!
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Me: Yang, don't let them touch the melons!
Yang: it's fine, they're harmless when they're uncon- *Nappa uses special skill: boob grab*
Audience goes silent.
Nappa: what is this? I can't see through my black eyes. I can't open them.
Me: my melons!
Ruby: *silently cooking off, then explodes into super Sayian mode* LEGGO OF MY SISTER! PERVERT! *pounces on Nappa*
Me: *pile drives Vegeta* don't you get any ideas either!
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Me: 0.0 Wow, I didn't even know Ruby knew how to use her scythe like that. (winces) Did she just use Cardin as a beating stick?
(roar)
Me: Is that a tiger?! Where did she even get that?!
Yang: (chuckles) That's my baby sis.
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*Glynda walks into the hallway*
Glynda: what on earth is going on here?
*silence*
Glynda: I see a student with broken legs, two students being strangled, a tiger, a ticket booth with a pile of money, Yang's pun guitar, and I can smell curly fries. Start talking.
Me: Nappa sexually assaulted Yang, so I stepped in to fight him off.
Glynda: nice try, but Yang can fight for herself. I want you, and Marcus the Mage, Yang, Ruby, Vegeta, Nappa, and Cardin in my office. Right now.
Christ, what happens next?
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Narrator: Later, at Gylnda's office.
Gylnda: (walking in front of us like a drill sergeant) Alright, I want an explanation, and I want it now. (points at Yang) Miss Xiao Long, you may start.
Yang: Ok, so it went like this. (holds up poorly drawn images of the events) So Cardin started bullying Velvet so her friend started beating him up. Then this guy- (points to me)
Me: π
Yang: Started selling tickets for people to watch. Me and Ruby cooked the food. Then these two (points to Nappa and Vegeta) showed and blocked this guy's view of the massacre. (points to you) So then he beat them up, I made a few puns, Ruby made some curly fries, Marcus made some money, Nappa grab my boob, Ruby got mad and somehow got a triger onto campus-
Ruby: (petting the Tiger's belly like its a kitten) Who's a good kitty, who's a good kitty? You are, yes you are!
Yang: And now here we are.
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Glynda: as for you, professor Ozpin *turns gaze on Ozpin* I understand you were there, too, just watching the whole thing and not doing anything to stop it. *Ozpin shudders in fear* I understand Cardin can be a little... Dense, but as headmaster you should not be promoting these kinds of actions in this academy. *turns ire to the rest of us* everyone else, a whole of detention, the duty of cleaning up the mess you've created, and I'm instituting a tax on rule breakers: they owe me an order of curly fries.
Me: but that tax is-
Glynda: that's enough, His Dudeliness! Now go clean up that mess!
Later, as we are cleaning up Cardin's, Vegeta's and Nappa's bodily fluids...
Me: psst, Yang, wanna get some fro yo later?
Yang: we have detention, remember?
Me: I know, I mean after that. Then we go back to my dorm and discuss the, uh, "melons" you owe me.
Yang: you're buying, right?
Me: yeah.
Yang: deal.
Glynda: I can hear you whispering. Stop talking, keep cleaning. And you *turns to the lion* quit being such a pussy cat and put your sponge in the bucket. Your fear of water is ridiculous, and your not pulling your weight. Hop to it, now! *flicks her riding crop*
Lion: *whimpers in fear as he puts his sponge in the bucket*
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Me: Wellβ¦β¦this could have been a lot worse.
Everyone: (glares at me)
Me: What? I'm justβ¦(puts on sunglasses) 'Sayian'.
Ruby and Yang: (pop up with a guitar in each hand) YEEEEEEA-
Glynda: GET BACK TO WORK!!
Everyone: Yes ma'am!
And I do believe that's about as far as we can take it, unless you have any ideas that is sir Dudeliness.
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Nope, I got nuthin.
Good banter, though. This went pretty far.
Well, see you around the comments section.
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See ya. (Fires a grapling hook at the ceiling and disappears)
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