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airgrapht In reply to jesussuperstar [2007-12-08 09:51:06 +0000 UTC]

He's also got Python who's apparently "watching his ass". No, really, that IS a quote from him. 8D I'm not kidding. (In case you haven't played the game yet, idk) "I'm still watching your ass, Snake" is what he said, I was laughing so fucking hard. And I don't care if it wasn't meant to be taken literally, the great thing is that it basically followed several moments of already silly Snake/Python implications that it fit in beautifully. <3

OH OH!!!!!! BTW! BTW! I GOT TO NULL/FOX/NINJA/HOTTEST-SEX-Y-PERFECT-SHOTA-SOLDIER OF ALL TIME AND HOOOOOLY CRAPKLJFDALKJDFKLJFDL!!!! I am in fucking love, this is my absolute FAVORITE character in the game series and I don't care if I've only seen 2 or 3 scenes of him. In the PO fight, he walks in this super sexy way when he's following Snake. MAKING LIEK, THESE LITTLE SHOTA SOUNDS WHILE SNAKE IS HIDING "HMM...", "AH~..."..... Gaaawd. He's now the 99% of the reasons I'm playing this.

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jesussuperstar In reply to airgrapht [2007-12-10 10:27:10 +0000 UTC]

HOMG, he says that?! LOL WUT. THAT'S AMAZING. KOJIMA, HONESTLY, I LOVE YOU. Have not played MPO at all yet, but I TOTALLY FORGOT WIKI-ING PYTHON'S UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH BIG BOSS, HOW COULD I? HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET THE PINHEAD KNOCK-OFF? D; That's twice now that I've forgotten more than just a select few significant factors encompassing the GHEI of MGS as we know it. DAMMIT.

BTW, I FOUND SOME PCHAT STAFU ON CAPSLOCK ON MGS OF SHOTA NULL AND I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE, SO HERE . >D

The bitchslap was kept in there because we all know Otacon and his voyeuristic self was inducing the PIME TARADOXES like hell once he laid eyes on our lovely shotacon specimen, Null, so Snake had to set him straight. 8D

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airgrapht In reply to jesussuperstar [2007-12-11 06:57:52 +0000 UTC]

Um, okay, I don't know if you have read the script for MPO - which you can find on the GameFaqs site - but the part when you finally get to recruit Null is BEYOND slashy. Like, one of the slashiest Metal Gear scenes in it's entire history. I copied and pasted it so you could see, here you go. Firstly, there's the part a little after Snake defeats Null the first time...

(Gene hangs up. Two soldiers hurriedly barge into the room.)

Gene: What is it? What's happened?

Soldier: P-pardon us, sir! But the Perfect Soldier... He's...!

(Null charges into the room, slicing through both screaming soldiers as
he enters.)

Ursula: Null...

Gene: What's the meaning of this?

Null: I must complete my mission.

Gene: Stand down, Null.

Null: Not yet. He lives. I have not completed my mission.

Snake: You mean Snake? He's been captured. Your mission is complete.
Stand down, Null.

Null: No. Why won't you die, Snake!?

(Null slices through more surrounding soldiers. Ursula moves to
intervene but Gene restrains her with his arms and steps forward
himself.)

Null: Out of my way. I'll kill him! I must kill him... I must... kill!

(Null slashes at Gene, but Gene makes an impossibly fast dodge and lets
loose a flurry of knives, puncturing his hands and knees. Gene then
strikes Null, sending him flying.)

Gene (echoing): You will follow my orders, Perfect Soldier. I am your
commander. (lul, bondage implications <3)

Gene: Take him to the preparation chamber.

(Soldiers carry Null out of the room, followed by Ursula.)

Gene: The Perfect Soldier has his memory reset after every mission. And
yet, after a single skirmish, you managed to instill such strong
emotions in him. Snake...

UM. What emotions would that exactly be? Oh, and we find out later that it wasn't because he hated Snake or anything. Let me elaborate with the last Null part...

(a slash and the sound of man screaming can be heard in the distance)

Snake: Null!

(Null is slicing through a group of Gene's soldiers)

Soldier A: I didn't hear anything about using the Perfect Soldier, did
you!?

Soldier B: He's supposed to be undergoing readjustments!

(Null kills the remaining soldiers)

Null: Where is he? Where is that man?

(Null suddenly senses Snake behind him)

Null: I found you. Tell me. Why are you still alive? I used to get
dreams... About my comrades... They'd come save me with strong arms and
laughing voices. When I woke up, I had nothing. No joy, no sorrow, no
hatred... No memory. When I wake up from the darkness, all I see are the
bodies of men I've killed, lying in front of me. My memory is riddled
with corpses. I know. Everybody dies. Crime, disease, accidents, war...
No matter how noble a person you are, no matter how good a soldier.
There are no exceptions. Even if I don't kill them, they die. This
world is full of death. And yet you won't be killed. Why? Why do you
still live? What do you hope to accomplish by living?

(Null slashes at Snake)

Snake: I know your name.

Null: ...name...

Snake: It was four years ago, in Mozambique. There was a child soldier
fighting with a guerrilla group in the struggle for independence. He
killed dozens of government soldiers with just a single knife. He'd
throw the enemy off guard with the innocent frankness of a young boy.
Then he'd prey on them with the cold cruelty of a hunter. He spoke a
little German so his enemies called him, "Frank Jaeger," the frank
hunter.

Null: Frank Jaeger... ...my name...

Snake: Don't do this. The strong arms... ...allies who will help you are
somewhere else.

Null: No. I am the Perfect Soldier. Where I exist, there are no other
soldiers. So I don't need a name. I am Null. And when you're dead, I
can go back to being null!

(after defeating Null)

(Graphic Novel Cutscene)

(Null is kneeling in front of Snake)

Null: I remember now... Big Boss... Even then, you were the one who stopped
me.

(Null takes off his mask, revealing his face.)

Null: I was raised by adults to be a tool of war. But you defeated me.
Watched over me.

Snake: I'm sorry. I thought you'd have been safe at the rehab
facility... I had no idea they'd subject you to this. It had to be the
Philosophers...

Null: It's OK, Big Boss. You help me fill the void inside.

Snake: Let's get going. You're always there to save me. It's time to
blow this place.

(Snake and Null leave together)

Void, he fills the fucking void, wtf it this void I wonder??? God, toward the end it felt like reading a parody off some random fluffy fanfic but it's the actual script. If you want to read any more of it, it's here: [link] Sorry if you already read that, but I thought I should make sure you did if you haven't already.

OH. Oh my good fucking gawd, a fine shota specimen he is indeed. <3 That's so awesome though, ACTUAL NULL FANARTS! <3 I bet that's really rare. Lul, oh and the bitchslap is adorable and awesome and made me giggle~ Thankyou so much for sharing!

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airgrapht In reply to berrichan [2007-11-17 00:31:28 +0000 UTC]

NEITHER WILL I.

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airgrapht In reply to K-S-O [2007-11-17 00:30:53 +0000 UTC]

Lol. You probably wouldn't understand it even if you did play Metal Gear since my sense of humor royally fails. :'D

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