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Published: 2011-10-17 22:17:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 6408; Favourites: 147; Downloads: 104
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Bad joke time! I apologize for nothing!I learned something new while working on this strip. I looked up “virgin eggs” to see if the term really existed, and was horrified by the answer. Apparently, in China, “virgin eggs” are eggs cooked in the urine of young boys. And here I thought eating eggs cut out of a chicken was a disgusting concept. Sheesh. If urine-soaked eggs don’t turn your stomach, nothing will.
Bonus points to everyone who can identify the references on Little Winslow’s drums.
Update: Okay, since some people are wondering. The "#1 Babe" drum set is what Ice King uses on Adventure Time. "Max Rebo" is the name of the band leader in Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi. "Prestige Worldwide" is the name of the proposed entertainment company from the movie Step Brothers (one of my favorites). And "Wyld Stallyns," as many of you figured out, is the band from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, October 14th.
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---AK
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Comments: 130
the joke made me cringe
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That's how you're supposed to feel.
---AK
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Bad jokes are the BEST.
---AK
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Really bad joke but it's funny anyway and I like it.
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Bad jokes can sometimes be amazing.
---AK
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The wording on the drum kit changes in every panel. First it says "#1 Babe"(the same thing on 's drum kit), then "Max Rebo"(Star Wars), next "Prestige Worldwide"(Stepbrothers), and finally, a misspelled "Wild Stallions"(Bill & Ted). Nice touch.
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"Prestige Worldwide" is from the movie Stepbrothers.
---AK
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actually, eggs that are cutout of a chicken aren't that bad.
the only thing is that it's just the yolk
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Deeeeeelicious!
---AK
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actually, they kinda are! XD
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Let me get this straight, Winslow: you performed cesarean sections on chickens and neatly packaged the eggs, a process that probably cost you a lot of time and money, all for the sake of that terrible pun? Suffer for art, I guess...
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Totally excellent.
---AK
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well, the eggs apparently not the only things not gettin laid
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I know, right?!
---AK
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Of course I like Adventure Time.
---AK
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Adventure time is math!
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Ah, but the cloaca is what makes it good! Max Rebo and Wyld Stallyns would rock if they could get together.
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I would pay actual money to see that pairing.
---AK
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So would I. Live, in concert! But only if Death plays upright bass.
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He usually does, from what I hear.
---AK
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This made me laugh right up until the whole young-boy-urine thing. Don't tell Ben about that though, if he reacts this badly to a hilarious joke I'd hate to see what he did when he hears about real virgin eggs.
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Seriously. What the hell, China?
---AK
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i get a bonus point:
adventure time
star wars
prestige worldwide
bill and ted
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Indeed! You win the internet!
---AK
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ummm, well I know wild stallions is from Bill and Ted's, but I'm not certain what wyld stallyns is...
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That's how they spell it in the movie.
---AK
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ah! I...kind of wondered but I haven't seen it for ages...WOO!!
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"100% cloaca free." I don't know why but that in itself was hilarious.
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Because cloacas are funnier than other body parts.
---AK
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