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Published: 2017-02-14 23:01:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 2128; Favourites: 49; Downloads: 2
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There are about a thousand jokes that I could have used here, each of them more crass than the next. But my philosophy is this: I will always try to eschew the obvious joke for a more obscure but ultimately more satisfying one.

This pizza lady probably works at Gentleman’s Pizza , the only known pizzeria of its kind in the United States.

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Reblog on Tumblr here:  ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, February 10th.

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---AK

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Comments: 39

ElectricGecko [2017-03-06 23:56:11 +0000 UTC]

Many a man's dream - REALIZED.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ElectricGecko [2017-03-07 02:23:06 +0000 UTC]

I consider myself a purveyor of dreams.

---AK

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hero-historian [2017-02-21 14:56:23 +0000 UTC]

Didn't he also date a steak once?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hero-historian [2017-02-22 01:06:16 +0000 UTC]

He did indeed!

---AK

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hero-historian In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2017-02-22 02:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Guess he has good tastes.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hero-historian [2017-02-22 03:25:09 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

---AK

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hooksnfangs [2017-02-16 22:17:34 +0000 UTC]

My sister would totally date a smokin' PIZZA as well!
Man I need to visit Gentleman's Pizza some time in my life!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hooksnfangs [2017-02-17 03:02:51 +0000 UTC]

Good luck finding it.

---AK

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hooksnfangs In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2017-02-17 03:09:08 +0000 UTC]

Is it in So Cal area? IF NOT, I'm gonna have to get some funds to travel!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hooksnfangs [2017-02-18 17:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Not that I'm aware of.

---AK

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Bionirl [2017-02-16 00:54:09 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAH- this is perfect-

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Bionirl [2017-02-16 03:14:25 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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Bionirl In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2017-02-16 14:39:07 +0000 UTC]

No problem-

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Dagger-13 [2017-02-15 19:08:24 +0000 UTC]

We all deserve that kind of partner...and Ben seriously needs to learn to stop being so judgy...sheesh!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Dagger-13 [2017-02-16 03:14:54 +0000 UTC]

I know, right? Be happy for the guy for once!

---AK

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Lugia20711 [2017-02-15 15:29:26 +0000 UTC]

...and I had Pepperoni pizza for dinner last night...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Lugia20711 [2017-02-16 03:15:10 +0000 UTC]

You weren't using it right.

---AK

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DandyBandi [2017-02-15 03:09:01 +0000 UTC]

o h
she's a pizza not a ice cream

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DandyBandi [2017-02-16 03:15:27 +0000 UTC]

Yup! Close, though.

---AK

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BlueTigress94 [2017-02-15 02:31:07 +0000 UTC]

Mmm, Pizza. I got that last night when my dinner didn't quite turn out as planned. 
I like buffalo chicken pizza myself.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to BlueTigress94 [2017-02-16 03:15:53 +0000 UTC]

Never had the buffalo chicken sort. Sounds good, though.

---AK

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BlueTigress94 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2017-02-16 04:18:24 +0000 UTC]

It's definitely worth a try.

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LoadsOfRandomness [2017-02-15 02:12:39 +0000 UTC]

....I don't even know

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to LoadsOfRandomness [2017-02-16 03:16:04 +0000 UTC]

Me neither.

---AK

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Size-And-Stupidity [2017-02-15 02:02:38 +0000 UTC]

Look at those pepperoni boobs. My kind of girl.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2017-02-16 03:16:20 +0000 UTC]

I never sausage a thing.

---AK

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Phraggle [2017-02-15 00:15:40 +0000 UTC]

Why would one even question such a choice?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Phraggle [2017-02-15 01:58:34 +0000 UTC]

I don't even know!

---AK

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Veratai [2017-02-15 00:08:47 +0000 UTC]

double cheese? xD what kind of a pun is that?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Veratai [2017-02-15 01:59:02 +0000 UTC]

If you don't know I'm not going to tell you.

---AK

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Veratai In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2017-02-15 08:40:42 +0000 UTC]

aww.. 'n'

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ejala In reply to Veratai [2017-02-17 06:50:01 +0000 UTC]

My sweet summer child, consider cheese's nearest single letter homophone, then examine the young lady's strategic pepperoni reserves.
 

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Omny87 [2017-02-14 23:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Winslow will need some Orbit gum  after this.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Omny87 [2017-02-15 01:58:45 +0000 UTC]

Definitely.

---AK

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glowworm56 [2017-02-14 23:03:48 +0000 UTC]

I love this!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to glowworm56 [2017-02-14 23:12:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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GabePuratekuta [2017-02-14 23:03:11 +0000 UTC]

Yes, double cheese is important

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to GabePuratekuta [2017-02-14 23:12:09 +0000 UTC]

More important to some than others.

---AK

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GabePuratekuta In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2017-02-14 23:18:06 +0000 UTC]

True, true

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