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Published: 2015-11-10 19:30:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 1454; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 1
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Liches, as we all know from our “basement years” when we played Dungeons & Dragons, are undead wizards. What you didn’t learn from your Monstrous Manual was that liches are very real and can be found in every country that has wizards (except, interestingly enough, the United Kingdom, which has strict rules about this sort of thing owing to its esteemed School of Witchcraft and Wizardry).
The moment I killed off the Moustache Wizard, I knew I wanted to resurrect him. It just felt like the right thing to do. I’ll probably never use him again, but it’s nice to know that if I need a giant carton of milk in a future comic, I’ve got one handy.
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Comments: 28
Indeed. You're all a little wiser.
---AK
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I wonder if anybody cried for him? I mean it's not like anybody spilled him. XD
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Thy cried over him the first time, but he wasn't milk at that point, spilled or otherwise.
---AK
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Yeah, I thought of that after I submitted the comment. Oh well, no use crying over it now.
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The End Times are upon us!
---AK
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They would go nicely in a latte or over cereal, though.
I wonder what happens to Iranian wizards when they die... Now that's an answer I want to know.
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If I knew Farsi I could probably figure something out.
---AK
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Of course, if American bankers became wizards and died, they'd still be LEECHES. 
Gotta love a self-deprecating joke once in a while, no?
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Revenge of the Great Vowel Shift! nonconsonantal mutations for world dominating win.
excellent
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Lychees and Leches are wonderful for nourishment!
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Not these kinds!
---AK
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So if Hispanic wizards die and become milk cartons, what on earth died to create Kool-aid man?
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The Kool-Aid Man isn't undead. He's a juice golem.
---AK
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Ah, of course. Should have realized. That archaic Jewish ritual of mixing strange chemicals with a pitcher of water to create life. You know they're strange because they not only animate the water, but also the pitcher.
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Because he's a leche!
...Which is Spanish for milk.
---AK
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Leches=milk in Spanish. Unbeknownst to us, Mustache Wizard was Hispanic.
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...I think I follow now. Got it.
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