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AK-Is-Harmless — Super Winslio Bros.

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Published: 2010-06-06 18:10:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 7122; Favourites: 150; Downloads: 71
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Description This comic will make absolutely no sense to you if you’ve never played Super Mario Bros. Or any of its 13 thousand sequels. And if you haven’t played Super Mario Bros. (or any of its 13 thousand sequels), then shame on you. Shame on you for missing out on the most important pop-culture phenomenon of the 1980s. Yes, more important than Cyndi Lauper, or hair metal, or even the Safety Dance.

These outfits are obviously inspired by those worn by the Mario brothers. Those outfits, and the landscape, and the little Goomba that Winslow’s just taken a bite out of, are all property of Nintendo.

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

This comic first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on June 4th.

---AK
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Comments: 102

AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2015-09-27 23:47:46 +0000 UTC]

Glad you liked it.

---AK

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bubbabella12 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-11-23 22:19:35 +0000 UTC]

i'm glad i did too

---Bubba

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MapsNStuff [2015-03-15 03:51:31 +0000 UTC]

Is it wrong that I never liked the Mario franchise?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to MapsNStuff [2015-03-16 01:14:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

---AK

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MapsNStuff In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-03-16 01:19:44 +0000 UTC]

YA I'M SPECIAL

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NebulaWords [2014-01-01 13:20:19 +0000 UTC]

You don't EAT them. You STOMP them !

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to NebulaWords [2014-01-02 01:18:43 +0000 UTC]

Of course!

---AK

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GerudoValley [2011-11-08 04:18:04 +0000 UTC]

How about something that doesn't have feet, eyebrows or fangs?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to GerudoValley [2011-11-08 17:03:42 +0000 UTC]

I imagine those don't taste as good.

---AK

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KelefishChild [2011-08-08 22:03:24 +0000 UTC]

WOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to KelefishChild [2011-08-09 02:33:41 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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KelefishChild In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2011-08-09 13:31:50 +0000 UTC]

YEAHHHHH

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VauxhallVX220 [2011-05-29 22:25:55 +0000 UTC]

But, i've played Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario World and Super Mario 64, but who is Winslow? And who is that blue-caped guy?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to VauxhallVX220 [2011-05-30 01:45:43 +0000 UTC]

They're my original characters, dressed up in Mario-style outfits.

---AK

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Ottoenlotte [2011-01-02 17:27:23 +0000 UTC]

This one is so good i had to share it on my facebook XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Ottoenlotte [2011-01-03 01:31:11 +0000 UTC]

Spread the hilarity like a virus!

---AK

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Ottoenlotte In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2011-01-03 04:35:00 +0000 UTC]

I did ^^

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mayjays [2010-12-14 16:07:32 +0000 UTC]

oh man. dis one is da shit ...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to mayjays [2010-12-14 20:05:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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mayjays In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-12-14 20:10:41 +0000 UTC]

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simpleSimpleton [2010-11-23 02:12:24 +0000 UTC]

funny XD

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Defend-TheCookie [2010-08-30 01:48:41 +0000 UTC]

*speechless* *again*

(why are these so awesome?)

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Defend-TheCookie [2010-08-31 01:19:40 +0000 UTC]

Because I have demanded them to be.

---AK

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Electroz-z [2010-08-21 08:45:39 +0000 UTC]

XD thats the wrong mushroom mario

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Electroz-z [2010-08-22 20:41:24 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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krrobar [2010-08-07 19:59:04 +0000 UTC]

I've always wondered if the mushrooms you don't get to in time and fall down bottomless pits turn into goombas.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to krrobar [2010-08-08 19:56:46 +0000 UTC]

That's an interesting thought, one I've never considered before. What DOES happen to them?

---AK

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fin600 [2010-06-30 02:11:40 +0000 UTC]

Aww, you missed a great Goomba joke. Goombas are shiitake mushrooms. Poor Winslow probably knows what kind they are by taste anyway though. Keep up the good work!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to fin600 [2010-06-30 12:38:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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mankoneko [2010-06-16 23:32:06 +0000 UTC]

no! NOTHING is more important than the safety dance!

*dances*

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to mankoneko [2010-06-18 01:15:22 +0000 UTC]

Dance. But dance safely.

---AK

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mankoneko In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-06-19 19:07:01 +0000 UTC]

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Raywoman [2010-06-15 20:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Joookes! <3

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Raywoman [2010-06-16 01:36:06 +0000 UTC]

I get jokes!

---AK

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shesedwhat [2010-06-12 13:17:51 +0000 UTC]

ak...you're my hero :-D

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to shesedwhat [2010-06-12 18:21:05 +0000 UTC]

I try to be.

---AK

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ridits [2010-06-10 19:46:54 +0000 UTC]

how can you not have played

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ridits [2010-06-11 01:38:23 +0000 UTC]

He didn't do his research.

---AK

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ridits In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-06-11 19:56:50 +0000 UTC]

research-resmearch Mario is like the bible almost everyone has at least heard of it. lol

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Cricket-The-Duck [2010-06-10 14:02:45 +0000 UTC]

That's an interesting way to kill Goombas...Oh, I wish my DS still worked. I really wanna play Mario now XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Cricket-The-Duck [2010-06-11 01:38:43 +0000 UTC]

Lets all play Mario! RIGHT NOW!

---AK

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minihydra [2010-06-07 19:48:54 +0000 UTC]

Totally genius xD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to minihydra [2010-06-08 00:03:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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Juvenile-River [2010-06-07 18:15:07 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

B: Maybe this isn't the right kind of mushroom.
W: Maybe you're right. Let's try that red-spotted, diaper-wearing one over there!
Toad: Help me!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Juvenile-River [2010-06-08 00:03:35 +0000 UTC]

It's bound to work!

---AK

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OlgyRodz13 [2010-06-07 13:41:40 +0000 UTC]

I was going to object about Mario Bros. being more popular than hair metal, but I have to agree. Here we are, talking about them still, I don't see anybody dicussing White Lion or Warrant.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to OlgyRodz13 [2010-06-08 00:04:01 +0000 UTC]

What we need now is the inevitable hair metal/Mario Bros. crossover.

---AK

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OlgyRodz13 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-06-08 22:52:44 +0000 UTC]

*light bulb!!*

You're asking for it...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to OlgyRodz13 [2010-06-09 02:29:24 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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Dagger-13 [2010-06-07 06:53:53 +0000 UTC]

Great one, Winslow

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