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AK-Is-Harmless — VM 49-Stale Marshmallows
Published: 2006-10-13 13:28:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 7764; Favourites: 82; Downloads: 86
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"Vampiric Minority 49: Stale Marshmallows"Don't you hate it when you go to eat some delicious marshmallows, and they've become a lumpy white brick? I know I do. I went into my kitchen for some hot chocolate, and when I reached for the marshmallows they were stale. "Nothing's worse than stale marshmallows," I said out loud. Then I stopped, because I realized how incredibly stupid that statement was. There are, in fact, LOTS of things worse than stale marshmallows.
So naturally I drew this comic and hurt Chauncy in the process.
To see the complete Vampiric Minority series, go here: [link]
---AK
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Okay. I like vampires do the fact he survived is good to hear.
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toasted stale marshmallows are amazing! next time you have a burning, hand them out to all the townfolk!
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Sounds like a plan.
---AK
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Quick, Chauncy. List them. Before you collapse in pain, and probably die.
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combustible lemons. its what lives lemons are for.
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You're probably right.
---AK
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oh i duno.. i think stale marshmellows are worse than a lemon in the eye....
im not to sure about the stake in the heart or the guy eating his hand tho thats pretty bad.. it could still get worse from there tho
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Yeah. The guy could be eating all his marshmallows.
---AK
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Dude. Stale marshmallows are a threat to humanity-- possibly even more than vampires.
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I think so too.
---AK
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I need new vm!!!!!!!! and I love you by the way... you rule! *huggles*
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More on the way.
---AK
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ok .. if you eat lucky charms then you can't say nuffin about stale marshmallows.. I mean that cereal is full of them >.> and they are tasteh! .. and besides the hot chocolate should like... revive them yeah.. anyway funneh comic as usual
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Those aren't stale. Those are purposefully hard.
---AK
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feh same difference 
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I know, I'm a bastard.
---AK
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And now he'll probably end up with lemon juice in his wounds. 
But still not as bad a stale 'shmallows.
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Yeah, that lemon's goign to start no end of trouble.
---AK
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In the eye? Hell yeah.
---AK
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You're so cruel.
---AK
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ah come on now, u know as well as i do a stale marshwallow is worse that a lemon soaked steak through the resently bitten hand!
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If you say so. I'll have to do more research.
---AK
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keep me informed. the monkeys must Never find out!
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ha ha ha ha oh my god thats funy. or it could be that im reading this at three in the morning........ im going to go with funy.
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3 AM certainly helps.
---AK
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yess yes it dose. and being hoped up on no-dose tooo
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Especially in the eyes.
---AK
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i could think of worse than that but the comic would be banned in the process...
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still the idea of them kickin ass Carni style is hilarious
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Ok, ys, there are worst things but, the marshmallow thing is pretty much in the top 10 of the list.
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hahahahahaha, lol
wow, so your brain gives you your clever ideas....
i thought it was your mind ..o.O
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They both do. Sometimes.
---AK
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ooooooo
well then that is pretty cool
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Yeah. It's really wedged in there.
HA! Lemon! Wedge!
---AK
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What, no silver hammer?
XD And no way is any of that worse than stale marshmellows!
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Silver hammers are for faerie blacksmiths.
---AK
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Ah, true. But faeries are the vampire's natural predators...
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