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Case File: 10120

Name: Naug.

Uh, hi. My name is Naug. I’m a kaijin. A cobra one to be exact. Uh my ethnicity is gray-purple… is that a race color? No? Oh okay… I’m looking for my life partner or just a really good friend. I enjoy the flavor of rusted spoons and the smell of motor oil. My hobbies include;

Battling rainbow spandex wearing warriors
Dueling dirt bike riding belt bearers
And pong

My favorite foods are squid, horse mackerel, and sea bass. I may be a kaijin, but I who the hell would seriously eat a human? I see what they eat! That crap aint kosher!

I believe devotedly in Hinduism because any religion that has to do with blue people and monkey gods can’t be all that bad.

I’m 7’8, 340 lbs of lean SEX. I’ve had more then one lady tell me I look JUST like Kevin Bacon. Baecon… am I spelling that right? I don’t know…… began… bigan… boogan… boogers.

I’d say the only bad quality about me is that I have this orb with a skull in it on my crotch. Sure it makes things a bit awkward, like taking a leak, but it scares the hell outta the kids.

I’ve got a tail that has an indeterminate length. There have been days where I roll outta bed and it just keeps rolling with me.

My index finger on each hand is HUGE. I swear whoever thought that up was retarded, it makes typing a bitch. But then again I don’t complain about the damn near nuclear purple…laser… stuff that comes out of them, so… yeah.

As far as relationship experience goes, I got a few rules about who I will and wont date.

No, and I use this term loosely, Nagas. Yeah they say they’re all scaley and bumpy but then they show and they end up being some anime girl with a snake tail for legs. What the hell is that crap? Seriously. Damn land mermaids.

Also, no mommies. I dated a queen alien once and… whew, talk about control freak. I still get dirty messages on my answering machine.

Basically I’m just looking for a nice girl that understands me and likes blowing up random objects with lighting bolts while people run in terror. I’m not setting out to destroy the world, only scare the hell outta some people.

Turn ons: Food, talking to myself, a really sweet looking donkey that’s been spray painted silver to look even more sweet.

Turn Offs: Giant robots that combine and finish me off with a special attack that requires everybody inside the giant robot to say said special attack at the same time and Guinea pigs, you know, the fat rats that go weep weep weep! I just wanna hit them with a tiny tack hammer; like BAP BAP BAP! Take that you annoying freak of nature! I hate you!

((Fun way of doing Naug’s bio and not having it so fricken boring. Meant to be silly and express Naug's character and abilities))

Naug is (C) Me

Description
Ritchmond Lover Interactions
Case File: 10120

Name: Naug.

Uh, hi. My name is Naug. I’m a kaijin. A cobra one to be exact. Uh my ethnicity is gray-purple… is that a race color? No? Oh okay… I’m looking for my life partner or just a really good friend. I enjoy the flavor of rusted spoons and the smell of motor oil. My hobbies include;

Battling rainbow spandex wearing warriors
Dueling dirt bike riding belt bearers
And pong

My favorite foods are squid, horse mackerel, and sea bass. I may be a kaijin, but I who the hell would seriously eat a human? I see what they eat! That crap aint kosher!

I believe devotedly in Hinduism because any religion that has to do with blue people and monkey gods can’t be all that bad.

I’m 7’8, 340 lbs of lean SEX. I’ve had more then one lady tell me I look JUST like Kevin Bacon. Baecon… am I spelling that right? I don’t know…… began… bigan… boogan… boogers.

I’d say the only bad quality about me is that I have this orb with a skull in it on my crotch. Sure it makes things a bit awkward, like taking a leak, but it scares the hell outta the kids.

I’ve got a tail that has an indeterminate length. There have been days where I roll outta bed and it just keeps rolling with me.

My index finger on each hand is HUGE. I swear whoever thought that up was retarded, it makes typing a bitch. But then again I don’t complain about the damn near nuclear purple…laser… stuff that comes out of them, so… yeah.

As far as relationship experience goes, I got a few rules about who I will and wont date.

No, and I use this term loosely, Nagas. Yeah they say they’re all scaley and bumpy but then they show and they end up being some anime girl with a snake tail for legs. What the hell is that crap? Seriously. Damn land mermaids.

Also, no mommies. I dated a queen alien once and… whew, talk about control freak. I still get dirty messages on my answering machine.

Basically I’m just looking for a nice girl that understands me and likes blowing up random objects with lighting bolts while people run in terror. I’m not setting out to destroy the world, only scare the hell outta some people.

Turn ons: Food, talking to myself, a really sweet looking donkey that’s been spray painted silver to look even more sweet.

Turn Offs: Giant robots that combine and finish me off with a special attack that requires everybody inside the giant robot to say said special attack at the same time and Guinea pigs, you know, the fat rats that go weep weep weep! I just wanna hit them with a tiny tack hammer; like BAP BAP BAP! Take that you annoying freak of nature! I hate you!

((Fun way of doing Naug’s bio and not having it so fricken boring. Meant to be silly and express Naug's character and abilities))

Naug is (C) Me