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                                             WHO'S YOUR DADDY, No Really Who Is He?!?
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It's funny how a baby can change people

Some become distint to eachother.

Some love eachother more.

But under the circumstancse of one girl, Jo Hopkins, She was sure it won't end well in anyway.

She Was sitting on stage with the audence yelling and being bleeping evey now and then.

This was the Maury Show. And For Jo it was the only way to figure out Who was the Father of her Child, Slade.
He was only 8 mounths old and shared traits of both men.

"Jo is only 18 and She is desparate to find the father of her Son Slade,"

The back sceen changed and showed a young boy on a sofa.

The audience was filled with Awww's.

"Jo who do you think is the father of this baby?"

Jo blinked.

"Well Maury I hope that one of my two lovers are the Father, if not then I have to have a long talk with some Friends."

"Back stage we have Mr. Victor Creed a 6'6 Feral Mutant that is 134 years old, that would like to say a few words."

The back sceen changed from a sweet child into a scary looking man.

Jo turned and watched as well as everyone else

"Jo, Your MY Mate not that Werewolf bitch. I know Its MY Cub theres no other way, but if it is that mutts then i'm gonna rip that fucking mutt's balls off and eat'em."

Jo laughed into her hand.

"Would he really do that?" Maury asked Jo.

Jo looked at him.

"Do you really wanna know then anwser to that Maury?"

"Not really, Now he other man is Mr. Feirin Wolfgang Grayback, a 6'3 Werewolf and Alpha to the largest Werewolf pack in London, He also would like to say a few words."

The screen changed again into another very scary man.

"Jo, Your MY mate not that bloody pussy-cat! It has ta be My Pup! No Way in Hell is that other fucker able to get you pregnant with his tiny ass dick,"

Again Jo covered her laugh

"The Pup looks just like me! you can't say he don't, But if that fucking hair-ball hacking pice'O shit is the Father- Let's just say i'd rater eat my own SHIT then let him in the pack."

Jo blinked, then blinked again.

"Jo It seems both men love you very much."

"Apparently."

"And we are going to bring them out."

"Oh God."

At the Right Mr. Creed came stagring in with a thick power reducing collor on and even thicker chains to keep him down (And also injected with enough tranq' to take down a rhino.)

People Boo-ed and Cursed and someone tossed there undies right onto his face

"Ewww, bitch yeah' got more fucking STD's then a prostatute."

Victor said after a sniff of the undies.

Looking into the crowed he relized it wasn't a Women but a very fimiler Cajun.

"DA'S For what 'appned in da sewer's Creed!"

Jo Laughed almost crieing.

"I knew inviting him was a good idea!" Jo laughed out.

Victor sat on the right of Jo and nuzzled his head in her's

Another Aww was heard throught out the audence.

On the left side another man can be seen comeing out, his skin burning in places the pure silver chains touched his skin a horred Hissing sound as well could be heard.

He grined out at everyone in the crowed.

More boos and curses, and even shouts of Rapest and pedophile was heard, this time someone had the balls to throw a ball up on stage. Rolling infront of the british Werewolf, He looked down at it then at the crowed again, And saw a young boy from his pack waving like a retared at his alpah.

"God Ryan keep it in the den will yea, pup?"

Feirin said angerly sitting on the left of Jo.

The boy wimpred and sat back down getting odd looks from the people near him.

"Okay So Jo would you like to say anything?"

Jo looked up from crying

"Oh uh...I uh..."

"Don't cry nice lady!" Ryan yelled from his seat.

Thou Jo want really crying she was just laughing to hard from all the odd events that seemed to be happening today.

"QUITE RYAN!"

Feirin yelled.

Thou there where many bodygards, All Refused to get near the monstrous men.

"Okay are the results in yet Maury, cuz my ass is killing me from sittin here."

Jo said annoyed.

"Oh Yes they are."

Victor and Feirin looked at eachother over Jo's head.
Glaring, and brearing there fang's.

"In the Case of baby Slade. Victor Creed....You....are...NOT...the Father."

The audience was full of Boos, curse's and Yay's!

"SON OF A BITCH FRAIL!" Victor yelled jumping up, kicking his seat away and stormed off.

"YES!!!" Feirin Grined prideful Snuggaling in Jos face.

Maury Continued.

"In the case of Baby Slade You Feirin Wolfgang Grayback,"

Feirin sat back in his seat, with a werewolf sized smile.

"Are NOT The father."

Feirins face fell.

Laughing and name calling insued.

"WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL!?!?!" That ain't possable!"

Feirin said yelling at Maury.

"There was one more possable "Father" Fokes."

"Who?!?" Feirin Yelled, soon being joined with Victor who had blood all over him self.

"Maybe this isn't a good time Maury."

"ALPAH I STILL LOVE YOU!"

"SHUT UP, PUP!"

"In the case of Baby Slade...The Father is... Felicia Urso."

"NON FUKIN WAY!" The cajun man said standing up.

From the back camra we see Felicia makeing her way on to the stage smileing and talking into the camra, and sining some papers,

"See Tolled you this shit could happen peeps don't be hatin'!
I got a baby! Im a daddy, now! Haru Move my meeting with Voldamort and Orochimaru to Wedsday- don't give a tick if they cry about it."

Comeing on stage she waved to the camra.

"HI MOM I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT!"

Maury who was still trying to figure out how the men got free of there chains and where acting like best mate's offering to take the other to a pub for drinks, was relizing that his job just got creepyer by the tapeings.

"So Jo wanna make baby #2?"

Felicia asked with a odd resmbalnce of the other mens toothy grins.

"Ah- No...BUT i do wanna go get some dinner- OH and watch that new saw movie!!!"

"Anything for you Babe"

By this time one of the sound people where found dead and strangle with his own intestins.

And the audince where too confused and didn't know wether to boo, curse. or aww...but of course there was stillthat one asshole that cursed just beacue he can- and fucks up what the people on stage are saying beacues of the bleep- I FUCKING HATE THAT FUCKER!!!!!

And that Ladys and Gentalmen it why you don't do catnip.
Stay in school you little monsters and maybe you wont end up like Jo.

Jo: STFU!
Me: O__O AIEEH!!!*runs away form Jo with Frying pan*

Description
                                                             An AlcNin2244 Work

                                             WHO'S YOUR DADDY, No Really Who Is He?!?
___________________________________________________________________________________________

It's funny how a baby can change people

Some become distint to eachother.

Some love eachother more.

But under the circumstancse of one girl, Jo Hopkins, She was sure it won't end well in anyway.

She Was sitting on stage with the audence yelling and being bleeping evey now and then.

This was the Maury Show. And For Jo it was the only way to figure out Who was the Father of her Child, Slade.
He was only 8 mounths old and shared traits of both men.

"Jo is only 18 and She is desparate to find the father of her Son Slade,"

The back sceen changed and showed a young boy on a sofa.

The audience was filled with Awww's.

"Jo who do you think is the father of this baby?"

Jo blinked.

"Well Maury I hope that one of my two lovers are the Father, if not then I have to have a long talk with some Friends."

"Back stage we have Mr. Victor Creed a 6'6 Feral Mutant that is 134 years old, that would like to say a few words."

The back sceen changed from a sweet child into a scary looking man.

Jo turned and watched as well as everyone else

"Jo, Your MY Mate not that Werewolf bitch. I know Its MY Cub theres no other way, but if it is that mutts then i'm gonna rip that fucking mutt's balls off and eat'em."

Jo laughed into her hand.

"Would he really do that?" Maury asked Jo.

Jo looked at him.

"Do you really wanna know then anwser to that Maury?"

"Not really, Now he other man is Mr. Feirin Wolfgang Grayback, a 6'3 Werewolf and Alpha to the largest Werewolf pack in London, He also would like to say a few words."

The screen changed again into another very scary man.

"Jo, Your MY mate not that bloody pussy-cat! It has ta be My Pup! No Way in Hell is that other fucker able to get you pregnant with his tiny ass dick,"

Again Jo covered her laugh

"The Pup looks just like me! you can't say he don't, But if that fucking hair-ball hacking pice'O shit is the Father- Let's just say i'd rater eat my own SHIT then let him in the pack."

Jo blinked, then blinked again.

"Jo It seems both men love you very much."

"Apparently."

"And we are going to bring them out."

"Oh God."

At the Right Mr. Creed came stagring in with a thick power reducing collor on and even thicker chains to keep him down (And also injected with enough tranq' to take down a rhino.)

People Boo-ed and Cursed and someone tossed there undies right onto his face

"Ewww, bitch yeah' got more fucking STD's then a prostatute."

Victor said after a sniff of the undies.

Looking into the crowed he relized it wasn't a Women but a very fimiler Cajun.

"DA'S For what 'appned in da sewer's Creed!"

Jo Laughed almost crieing.

"I knew inviting him was a good idea!" Jo laughed out.

Victor sat on the right of Jo and nuzzled his head in her's

Another Aww was heard throught out the audence.

On the left side another man can be seen comeing out, his skin burning in places the pure silver chains touched his skin a horred Hissing sound as well could be heard.

He grined out at everyone in the crowed.

More boos and curses, and even shouts of Rapest and pedophile was heard, this time someone had the balls to throw a ball up on stage. Rolling infront of the british Werewolf, He looked down at it then at the crowed again, And saw a young boy from his pack waving like a retared at his alpah.

"God Ryan keep it in the den will yea, pup?"

Feirin said angerly sitting on the left of Jo.

The boy wimpred and sat back down getting odd looks from the people near him.

"Okay So Jo would you like to say anything?"

Jo looked up from crying

"Oh uh...I uh..."

"Don't cry nice lady!" Ryan yelled from his seat.

Thou Jo want really crying she was just laughing to hard from all the odd events that seemed to be happening today.

"QUITE RYAN!"

Feirin yelled.

Thou there where many bodygards, All Refused to get near the monstrous men.

"Okay are the results in yet Maury, cuz my ass is killing me from sittin here."

Jo said annoyed.

"Oh Yes they are."

Victor and Feirin looked at eachother over Jo's head.
Glaring, and brearing there fang's.

"In the Case of baby Slade. Victor Creed....You....are...NOT...the Father."

The audience was full of Boos, curse's and Yay's!

"SON OF A BITCH FRAIL!" Victor yelled jumping up, kicking his seat away and stormed off.

"YES!!!" Feirin Grined prideful Snuggaling in Jos face.

Maury Continued.

"In the case of Baby Slade You Feirin Wolfgang Grayback,"

Feirin sat back in his seat, with a werewolf sized smile.

"Are NOT The father."

Feirins face fell.

Laughing and name calling insued.

"WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL!?!?!" That ain't possable!"

Feirin said yelling at Maury.

"There was one more possable "Father" Fokes."

"Who?!?" Feirin Yelled, soon being joined with Victor who had blood all over him self.

"Maybe this isn't a good time Maury."

"ALPAH I STILL LOVE YOU!"

"SHUT UP, PUP!"

"In the case of Baby Slade...The Father is... Felicia Urso."

"NON FUKIN WAY!" The cajun man said standing up.

From the back camra we see Felicia makeing her way on to the stage smileing and talking into the camra, and sining some papers,

"See Tolled you this shit could happen peeps don't be hatin'!
I got a baby! Im a daddy, now! Haru Move my meeting with Voldamort and Orochimaru to Wedsday- don't give a tick if they cry about it."

Comeing on stage she waved to the camra.

"HI MOM I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT!"

Maury who was still trying to figure out how the men got free of there chains and where acting like best mate's offering to take the other to a pub for drinks, was relizing that his job just got creepyer by the tapeings.

"So Jo wanna make baby #2?"

Felicia asked with a odd resmbalnce of the other mens toothy grins.

"Ah- No...BUT i do wanna go get some dinner- OH and watch that new saw movie!!!"

"Anything for you Babe"

By this time one of the sound people where found dead and strangle with his own intestins.

And the audince where too confused and didn't know wether to boo, curse. or aww...but of course there was stillthat one asshole that cursed just beacue he can- and fucks up what the people on stage are saying beacues of the bleep- I FUCKING HATE THAT FUCKER!!!!!

And that Ladys and Gentalmen it why you don't do catnip.
Stay in school you little monsters and maybe you wont end up like Jo.

Jo: STFU!
Me: O__O AIEEH!!!*runs away form Jo with Frying pan*