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AlexeiKazansky — World's Biggest AK

Published: 2007-10-30 11:37:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 2975; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 40
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Description I remember some time back that I said that the AK-47 was the solution to all life's problems... some people just don't agree with that.

From left to right: Lt. Natasha Kalashnikova, Col. Yuri Korbachenko, Maj. Alexei Kazansky, Capt. Ivan Kamanev, Capt. Kindjal, Lt. Evgeny Charnenko

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If you get really, really bored, feel free to copy this picture, add speech balloons, and submit it on DA.

But don't forget to credit me!
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Comments: 89

SoftairMarshmallow [2013-10-25 23:56:37 +0000 UTC]

that's one big ass ak XD

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scipio54 [2013-10-01 05:46:50 +0000 UTC]

it has to be said: Jamie wants Big Boom.

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Theotherscullycapguy [2011-04-15 02:24:50 +0000 UTC]

Guys guys, hey, guys, think we might be able to- listen to me, guys, I think we- I'm serious, listen. Do you think that maybe we could...you know...load it with artillery shells?

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to Theotherscullycapguy [2011-04-15 07:42:53 +0000 UTC]

Instead of really big bullets which are the exact same diameter? Why that's GENIUS!

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YCHeez [2010-06-03 11:15:05 +0000 UTC]

How do you reload it?

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mrrobotomanhju4 [2010-05-09 22:42:38 +0000 UTC]

in russia it is solution to all problomes

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Kitachi1 [2010-04-11 08:41:17 +0000 UTC]

i THINK there is a little recoil in that..... that.... MONSTER xD

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to Kitachi1 [2010-04-11 22:29:18 +0000 UTC]

maybe just a bit.

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vielchop [2009-07-26 21:25:38 +0000 UTC]

It's like Big Bertha, but only fully automatic-I think.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to vielchop [2009-07-27 00:21:58 +0000 UTC]

whazz Big Bertha?

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vielchop In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2009-07-27 03:02:23 +0000 UTC]

Big Bertha, my insane yet awsome Russian friend, was a giant cannon used by the Germans in WWI. They bombed the crap out of Paris with it.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to vielchop [2009-07-27 11:01:05 +0000 UTC]

OH THAT. The Paris Gun. Got it.

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Juskan [2009-01-10 08:03:27 +0000 UTC]

Big gun really Big Gun...

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lamnay [2008-12-14 20:41:17 +0000 UTC]

Good old red army, wasting more steel on things that look cool.
First shot the recoil will have the gun popping up in South Georgia.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to lamnay [2008-12-15 02:41:18 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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RussianAlfaSubmarine [2008-11-24 17:26:16 +0000 UTC]

*Runs off with AK and blows up stupid school that has been a pain in the ass*

I love AK-47s!

Evgeny ammuses me!

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frostmourne16 [2008-05-01 14:31:01 +0000 UTC]

Do you need a giant trigger finger for that?

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to frostmourne16 [2008-05-01 14:42:03 +0000 UTC]

You need a team of guys with ropes - as demonstrated.

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gufu1992 [2008-01-08 22:48:12 +0000 UTC]

Just to quote the demoman (Team fortress 2):
"You're all bloody dead!"

I like the idea, I bet having one f those as a ranged artilery would be awesome!

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to gufu1992 [2008-01-09 01:10:22 +0000 UTC]

Just to add to that,

"You and your mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, grandparents, dogs, cats, gerbils and in-laws are all dead!!!"

And yes, that would be one hell of an artillery piece.

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charnybomb [2007-11-14 02:04:43 +0000 UTC]

rpg kaboom tank rpg kaboom tank rpg kaboom tank rpg kaboom tank rpg kaboom tank rpg kaboom tank ..lol spam...

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to charnybomb [2007-11-14 02:18:21 +0000 UTC]

wtf.

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charnybomb In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2007-11-14 07:19:46 +0000 UTC]

spam.

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sting2death [2007-11-10 13:39:25 +0000 UTC]

What are you going to do with that ? shoot down cites !? one bullet can take out a small town !?

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to sting2death [2007-11-10 14:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Exactly.

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Marmolov In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2007-12-15 04:46:59 +0000 UTC]

hope it's accurate... man I love AKs ...

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Marmolov In reply to Marmolov [2007-12-15 04:49:35 +0000 UTC]

what about tactical warheads instead of simple artillery rounds ?

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to Marmolov [2007-12-15 13:21:11 +0000 UTC]

It can destroy a whole city by itself - you want it to destroy Belgium, too?

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Marmolov In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2007-12-15 15:13:08 +0000 UTC]

I want to destroy Holland, the UK and Washington D.C

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to Marmolov [2007-12-16 02:42:18 +0000 UTC]

You have poor choices - except for that last one.

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Marmolov In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2007-12-16 03:31:47 +0000 UTC]

holland: filled with fascists (and man I fucking hate poppies or poppys or however it's the plural of such horrid flower)... UK... just fot pleasure... and Washington, pretty obvious, to destroy that evil empire and free the world from it's opression (for the GLA, YALALALALAL)

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RussianAlfaSubmarine In reply to Marmolov [2008-11-24 17:23:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I live in England!

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Warsie In reply to Marmolov [2008-08-15 21:08:52 +0000 UTC]

erm. HOLLAND is full of Fascists? A lot of their laws are different than US Laws, MUCH more "liberal"

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Marmolov In reply to Marmolov [2007-12-16 03:32:22 +0000 UTC]

sorry for the grammar...

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to Marmolov [2007-12-16 04:33:18 +0000 UTC]

The... GLA... it doesn't exist. Al-Qaeda, I'd believe, but whuuut.

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Marmolov In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2007-12-16 05:13:18 +0000 UTC]

I know, it just popped out in my mind like friggin spam...

4th International forever!!

communism or barbarism!!

victory or death!!

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to Marmolov [2007-12-16 05:17:14 +0000 UTC]

That's better.

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SergeanTrooper [2007-11-06 03:08:52 +0000 UTC]

you should now make the worlds biggest luger.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to SergeanTrooper [2007-11-06 11:56:05 +0000 UTC]

ew. Luger.

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SaidinWhitewolf [2007-11-02 06:39:55 +0000 UTC]

Get ready for a broken when shooting that thing. Just in case, you might want to get some practice in.XD

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to SaidinWhitewolf [2007-11-02 08:45:21 +0000 UTC]

Before the giant AK fires, the commanding officer yells, "EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OFF THE BARREL!!"

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crotafang [2007-10-31 22:29:10 +0000 UTC]

That's one big AK-47, nobody should mess with it.

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to crotafang [2007-11-01 02:24:56 +0000 UTC]

And nobody will.

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InsaneLily [2007-10-31 00:15:15 +0000 UTC]


so this is what you've been doing all this time with that crappy 'Net connection..

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to InsaneLily [2007-10-31 02:46:58 +0000 UTC]

eeeeyup.

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InsaneLily In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2007-10-31 11:30:35 +0000 UTC]

ah.. can you imagine what that AK could do to promote World Peace?

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to InsaneLily [2007-10-31 11:32:07 +0000 UTC]

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koopalingfan [2007-10-30 23:06:31 +0000 UTC]

Magnificent

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to koopalingfan [2007-10-31 02:47:59 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I know!

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Miniskirt [2007-10-30 20:13:14 +0000 UTC]

Someone has a big gun.

oh wait.

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