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Published: 2013-06-14 07:45:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 21129; Favourites: 704; Downloads: 407
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WHAT BE THIS WALLPAPERY NONSENSE?READ ZEE COMIC FROM THE BEGINNING: [link]
This morning Captain has discovered a pair of old Binoculars and dedicated the entire day to the "FINE ART OF OGLING LADIES".
Finding non-expired, non-radioactive food?
No! Ogling ladies for hours on end is definitely a far more important objective than survival!
At first I've tried to argue, but when Captain handed me a binder filled with "GENTLEM-N'S RULES OF OGLING" I've decided to deal with the situation with sarcasm.
I've looked inside the binder later on and of course it had a piece of paper glued inside with the following:
STEP I: WEAR YOUR FANCIEST WHITE TOP AND PANTALOONS
STEP II. ACQUIRE BINOCULAR DEVICE.
STEP III. LOCATE OBJECT OF OGLING.
STEP IV. OG-GLE.
STEP V. MAKE COMMENTARY ABOUT THE VIEW.
Where Captain keeps an antique typewriter that types only in fancy capitals, I wasn't ever able to find out.
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What else did the Captain and Snippy do this magical day?
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Comments: 32
This looks an offal lot like an album cover Ive seen before... OHH i remember now it was from a band called Stonesour. 
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I read your comics a while ago. now I was brosing random dA stuff and you show up... what are the chances?
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Of course, I assumed Captain's peepin', not just scopin', before I read the description
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They couldn't find many objects for ogling, so Captein decided to put Snippy in a fancy dress and tie him to a billboard.
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Oh Captain, you are zee only sexyz Captain of all
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Snippy oggled how Pilot and his Clerk-army came back.
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That's easy. Our sexy Captain ordered Snippy to go find a telescope for better and tastier ogling!
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Captein is ogling some really busty bikini babes (seeing it's summer)...
he holds snippy back from seeing the lovely scene down below agrying snippy
but after a lil while Captein gets discovered and the babes point at him...
he and snippy try to make a run for it but get cornered by a 1 babe they didnt notice
she's wielding a modern version of the ak47 all black [link] (referance picture)
and signs Captein and snippy to follow her captein and snippy thinking they might get shot follow her
but to their surprise the bikini babes are actualy really friendly and
offering captein and snippy a treat of some BBQ and cold beer
they have a good old time... when the night ends they all part ways but promise to do it all over again next time they meet
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Captain then drops the binoculars which land on an old rusting beam that is protruding from the side of the building on the 7th floor. Captain orders Snippy to go on a new mission "OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE" which was to "RETRIEVE MY OGLING DEVICE" which Snippy fails and gets stuck on the beam. Captain, seeing that Snippy failed goes back to ogling using his hands as his binoculars
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It is awesome and scary at the same time..
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Oh he's just spying on someone/something....for a minute I thought he was.......*sigh* that pink headed crazy really has become a phenomena.
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All food is radioactive because C14.
Delicious wallpaper.
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Zee Captain sent Snippy on a important mission to find him more ladies to og-gle over
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captain probably had Snippy drink radioactive coffee and base jump with a broken parachute or something.
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