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Description It would take me longer to explain all the reasons this couldn't/wouldn't/shouldn't happen than the actual story did, so let's just call this a massive AU and incredibly presumptuous OOC moment.

It had started off innocuously enough. After reminding Ari that she was to get Aven "presentable", Kaveh had ridden out at sunrise to pick up the visitor from the outpost. They'd wandered back in nearly three hours later, sandblasted and laughing at some terrible joke. Ari hurried over to help them untack their horses and found herself face to face with one of the largest animals she'd seen since Rakernon. The horse snorted derisively in her face, bemused, but perked up when Ari pulled a bite of sugar out of her pocket.
"Smart move." Came an amused voice from astride the horse. "She would have eaten a little thing like you."
Ari squinted into the sun to catch a glimpse of the rider, nearly falling over when the horse went searching for more sugar hidden in her clothes. By the time she'd straightened and placated the mare with another sugar cube the guest had dismounted and was expertly removing tack.
"I'd have liked to see her try." Ari replied wryly, and stuck out a hand to shake. "I'm Ari." She barely blinked when the rider, a middle-aged woman, turned, revealing that her left arm was missing.
"Hester." The woman's grip was firm but not overpowering.
"Your horse is HUGE."
"Ari." Kaveh interrupted, seeming amused. "Stop pestering her and take Seraph and Ironclad here to get a drink. Make sure Queen is properly introduced."
Ari nodded, clicking at Seraph to grab her attention and gathering a handful of Ironclad's reins. The mare was less than pleased at being coaxed to move until she spotted the oasis' pond, at which point she was the one dragging Ari. As they walked/were dragged away, Ari could hear Hester asking Kaveh something about keeping an eye on Ironclad, to which Kaveh replied that she was in good hands.
Smiling to herself, Ari forgot to watch where they were going and nearly walked into Ironclad's flank when she stopped suddenly. Their way had been blocked by Queen, the mare barely coming up to the larger horse's shoulder. She was no less fierce for her short stature and the two horses locked gazes.
"Oh no, Kaveh's going to kill me." Ari muttered to herself, trying to get either horse to break gaze. "I'm going to kill our guest's horse, and he's going to kill me."
To her surprise, after the world's longest and most intense staring match the two looked away at the same time, Queen yielding way to allow Ironclad access to the pond.
"Oh thank the Lady." Satisfied that Ironclad wasn't going anywhere, Ari started to release her reins...but didn't quite let go in time to avoid being dragged along chest-deep into the water, faceplanting into it. Spluttering and soaked through-and-through, Ari surfaced to uproarious laughter from the bank, where Kaveh and Hester had apparently stopped by to check on things.
Far, far to late to do any good, Jager wandered by, nosing at Ari in a friendly way and allowing her to steady herself on his flank as she waded out of the pond. Dripping from head to toe she sheepishly glanced at Kaveh, then Hester, apologies written all over her face.
"I-"
"Should have warned you about that." Hester interrupted, trying to stop giggling. "She's a bit bullheaded."
"It wouldn't be a problem if she wasn't so damn BIG." Ari muttered, glancing back grumpily to where Jager was now stretching his neck out to the mare, eager curiosity in his posture. Ironclad didn't seem to know what to make of his greeting and blinked at him before wading out of the water and away from his general direction. "Jager's a freaking warhorse and even he's got better manners."
She'd thought her comment too low to hear and blushed when Hester called her on it. "Warhorse?"
"Oh, uh, yeah. Rakernon-trained, the both of us."
The name seemed to strike a vague note in Hester, but before she could ask for clarification Kaveh stole her attention, leaving Ari to slip away.Β 
"-happy to arrange the breeding. She just needs another few weeks to heal that leg."



DUN
DUN
DUUUUUHHHHH

HP, we may not talk very much, and you may not upload, like, ever, but it doesn't stop you from being an amazing role model for me. Your dedication to worldbuilding and character development has helped keep me inspired with my own worlds, particularly HARPG. You are one of my biggest inspirations. <33

I probably terribly botched your characters and I'm sorry, but having Ironclad meet Queen was just too great of an opportunity to pass up |D
I seriously think they're just standing there both mentally thinking " bitch."Β 

Oh yeah this is for Horsepoint , go love her shit like right now.

Thanks to Cougar28 for the sketch!
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Comments: 34

MeltedMocha [2015-03-06 05:13:58 +0000 UTC]

I saw this and just imagined them screaming at each other

FIGHT ME SCRUB
FREAKING COME AT ME
I DARE YOU

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alexpeanut In reply to MeltedMocha [2015-03-08 22:29:19 +0000 UTC]

About right, just more dignified xD

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MeltedMocha In reply to alexpeanut [2015-03-08 22:34:55 +0000 UTC]

lol it's great either way

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Cougar28 [2014-06-18 21:52:30 +0000 UTC]

This turned out great <3

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alexpeanut In reply to Cougar28 [2014-06-18 22:43:08 +0000 UTC]

Glad you approve

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Horsepoint [2014-06-18 17:57:32 +0000 UTC]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS /YELLS AND SHRIEKS

Ironclad looks fanfuckingtastic and like a goddamn brick shithouse, which is EXACTLY right and I love the warmth and the colouuurrrs andand.

AND THAT STORY. Omg nope right this is canon, right now. No choice in the matter. EVERYTHING IS PERFECT from Ironclad doing as Ironclad does and giving not a single shit for things that do not matter, to Hester being Totally Professional And Totally Not Laughing At The Staff Getting Dunked By Her Huge Horse and her proverbial ears pricking up at the word warhorse. IT'S ALL PERFECT FUCK YOU <333 Omg and Ironclad and Queen omgomgomg. The battle of the HBICs, it's brilliant. :'D

DID JAGER GREET IRONCLAD IN A LANGUAGE SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

Omg this was wonderful, thank you so much ;3; It's so nice to get this when I'm having such a time of things, you brilliant woman. β™₯β™₯β™₯ And I'm ridiculously flattered that you think so much of me ;3; I shall try to be worthy of it. I'm so happy to know you, you're so nice to talk to and it's so good to have another worldbuilding person around - and even though my brain doesn't usually work for me I always feel happy to see your work in my inbox, because it means more of your awesome story is growing and eventually I'm gonna faceplant myself in it and just like roll around happily or something yannow? C':

TL;DR: NOTHING WAS BOTCHED THIS IS NOW CANON SHUT UP OMG SO EXCITED.

"Bitch." is also canon.

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-18 22:45:23 +0000 UTC]

;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
I'm so glad you like itttttttttt
it makes me happyyyy

Jager totally is practicing his Farsi and botching it terribly so not only does Ironclad have no idea what he's saying, but he's shouting it in his usual capslock manner.Β 
FAIR MAIDEN WE WELCOME YOU TO THESE LANDS. TRUELY IT HAS BEEN AN ARDUOUS JOURNEY TO GET HERE, WE HOPE YOU REST WELL AND BECOME INVIGORATED
except all she hears isΒ 
AKDGJHSDKGJHSKGJSKGH KSDJGS KDJG KJSDSHG SKJHSKDJGH SKJGH SKGJ HSKDJG HSDKJGHSDKJGΒ 
so yeah.

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Horsepoint In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-19 08:27:42 +0000 UTC]

ADFGKDUHGDAFKHKJHDGSJK BAHAHAHA yessss I knew it, fantastic xDDD Possibly it's best that she had no idea what he was talking about, or she might have busted a rib laughing at "fair maiden".

What language was Queen speaking? :'D

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-19 13:34:43 +0000 UTC]

xD

Farsi, but she would have switched through several other tongues to find one they both spoke. She's polite that way. |D

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Horsepoint In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-19 14:07:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh bless xD So part of the length of the staring match is just the two of them going "Do you speak X?" in a bajillion different languages xD

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-19 14:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Preeeetty much lol
First it's all WHICH FUCKING LANGUAGE DO WE BOTH UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD
then it winds into courtesy masking intent to kill if the answers aren't right
and finally it works its way back around to yeah okay you're not terrible, just stay the fuck away from my people bitch.

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Horsepoint In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-19 14:25:06 +0000 UTC]

YES MULTILINGUAL POSTURING GO

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-19 14:26:17 +0000 UTC]

xD

I can honestly have written about ten more scenes of Ironclad meeting everyone. |D

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Horsepoint In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-19 14:28:23 +0000 UTC]

I will literally never stop you doing that.

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-19 14:30:42 +0000 UTC]

LOU
CAN YOU IMAGINE HER MEETING LOU
HE'S JUST LIKE

jesus you're huge omg did you like eat an airplane to get that big and wow your hair is really spike it's kinda like Kema's I really don't like him cause he bites but I don't think you're that bad and wow you're making a really scary face at me please don't bite me I don't taste good I promise I'm way too gamey and I hear goldenwing makes you taste weird I'm just gonna back away right now okay I'm leaving don't kill me please

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Horsepoint In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-19 14:37:42 +0000 UTC]

BAHAH OMG SHE WOULD BE SPEECHLESS. Just like, turning slowly around to regard this little chattering fairy and wondering if she could step on him before he dodged. <333

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-19 14:39:40 +0000 UTC]

Fun fact; she probably could. He's not all that well coordinated.

I bet she and Pasha would get along really well. Just a sixth sense, I think their personalities would mesh well.Β 

I wonder though about Ruka. She lost her eye to a battle (warhorse for 11 years) and I just wonder how they'd get along.Β 

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Horsepoint In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-19 14:44:17 +0000 UTC]

I think she'd actually have a lot of time for both of them :3 For Ruka it's respect for a fellow warhorse (and an older mare, too) who's clearly seen her share of the fighting and who holds herself properly. For Pasha she'd probably value the fact that he's calm and very sensible, and as a lead mare she'd approve of him knowing what to say to others. She'd probably be a bit amused at his specific bond with Richard, but figure that it's his business and he clearly knows his own mind.

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-19 14:45:32 +0000 UTC]

Awwwww
that's adorable.Β 
akjfhaksgdjhsdkj the fluffies. <3

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Horsepoint In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-19 14:48:16 +0000 UTC]

What would Aven think of her? :3

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-19 14:50:38 +0000 UTC]

...huh.

Professional courtesy, I suppose? Aven's not really the smalltalk-and-bonding type, but she wouldn't be rude, either? Just sort of a tip of the hat to a fellow top of the food chain-er.Β 
Aven doesn't really talk much
to anyone
about anything

The closest she got was to Inferno, Zandromina 's DFS stallion. They're totally buddy buddy but that's from like years of rubbing elbows, as it were.Β 

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Horsepoint In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-19 14:59:42 +0000 UTC]

Bahahah top of the food chain, most excellent xD

Awww bless C: Bahahah Spitfire's gonna see him at DFS and be like WHAT I'M NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE *CRAI* and everyone's gonna be like WELL NO YOU'RE A BLACK BLOODY PEAFOWL NOW START POSING.

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-19 16:25:55 +0000 UTC]

It's true lol
She has respect for equals, she gives way to superiors and she controls inferiors (for their own good).Β 
But most people fall into a non-entity category, tbh.


i now really want to draw all three of them being all black and peafowlly.

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Horsepoint In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-19 16:52:00 +0000 UTC]

I also have no objection to you doing this.

ACH I WANT TO DRAW ANGEL AND SERAPH AND THE BREEDING PICTURE AND HIS REF BUT I CAN'T *CRAI*

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-19 17:41:48 +0000 UTC]

Why not lol

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Horsepoint In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-19 18:41:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh just because I'm doing work xD Not because my hand has dropped off or anything.

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alexpeanut In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-20 00:58:40 +0000 UTC]

xD Good to know...

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Zandromina In reply to Horsepoint [2014-06-19 15:22:40 +0000 UTC]

... Lmao xD

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MissDudette [2014-06-18 16:51:55 +0000 UTC]

Awww, this is way cute!

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alexpeanut In reply to MissDudette [2014-06-18 22:43:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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ShadowRaven1 [2014-06-18 15:14:24 +0000 UTC]

Daww
This is lovely Zan!

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alexpeanut In reply to ShadowRaven1 [2014-06-18 15:32:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

Does it count as story for anyone? I don't quite understand the story rules |D

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ShadowRaven1 In reply to alexpeanut [2014-06-18 15:33:26 +0000 UTC]

Yep! Queen would get a story point from this, Jager would too since he's more than just "oh hey and he's there" in the story ^^.

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alexpeanut In reply to ShadowRaven1 [2014-06-19 14:36:19 +0000 UTC]

Sweet I never know where to draw the line lol

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