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Published: 2011-01-26 05:50:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 2808; Favourites: 83; Downloads: 8
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Description France: *running towards England* *sparkling* *wearing a dress- I mean tunic* Igirisuuuuuuuu~~~~!!
Chibi England: WHAT THE HELL?
France: Do you think I'm PRETTY? *sparkle sparkle*
Chibi England: You look gay.
France: That's the idea~!
Chibi England: Wait WHY?
France: Cause. *rape face*
Chibi England: O_o

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France: *showing off new clothes* Heeeeey Spain, don't I look soooooo cute- I mean cool? :3
Spain: Yeah, you look cool! I bet you could fit a bunch of sweets in those sleeves! *random thought*
France: Aaaaand other things. *pulls out condoms from sleeves* Need one?
Spain: O.O Uh no, I'm good. -coughcoughIAlreadyHaveEnoughAtHome-coughcough-
France: Hm, I see. How bout' some lube? *pulls out from sleeves*.
Spain: France, are you gay?
France: Pssssht of course not. *twirls hair* And you're not a pedo.
Spain: Haha, yeah HEY WAIT.

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Spain: *holding cracked wooden sword thing* What is this!? What in the world is this!? It's so freakin' cool! You really sure you wanna give it to me!? *amazed*
Chibi Romano: Uh... it's just a piece of junk....
Spain: *panting* *drooling* *almost humping the sword*
Chibi Romano: …..Wait, IS THE SWORD TURNING YOU ON??
Spain: *still panting* Noooooo
Chibi  Romano: THEN WHAT IS, BASTARD?
Spain: I-I'm thinking o-of the things I c-can do with the s-sword. ON YOU. TONIGHT. IN BED.
Chibi Romano: O_O

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Chibi England: That pervert thinks he's got all the fashion sense.... WELL HE WON'T ANYMORE. After I finish secretly investigating France,  I will steal his fashions and make them EVEN BETTER. TAKE THAT, FRANCE!  *walks onto sidewalk* *runs into a man's crotch*
Man: Hello, boy. You all right?
Chibi England: *stares at his crotch* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?
Man: It's a codpiece.
Chibi England: More like a penis case. What's the point of that anyways?
Man: It's suppose to make me look more MANLY.
Chibi England: Well, it makes you look GAY.
France: MY PLAN HAS WORKED >D

THE END.
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Comments: 87

Silver-Alfio [2012-01-12 16:27:44 +0000 UTC]

are you insulting france and spain ?

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NightlyRaven [2011-06-13 21:03:19 +0000 UTC]

WHEN WAS HE NOT GAY!!??

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slovakiarules100 [2011-06-08 05:02:57 +0000 UTC]

wtf and lol

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TheDrawingQueen14 [2011-04-01 17:01:12 +0000 UTC]

lawl xD

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Allieelly In reply to TheDrawingQueen14 [2011-04-01 17:11:21 +0000 UTC]

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Sir-Brittalicious [2011-03-27 16:06:58 +0000 UTC]

((LMAO))

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Allieelly In reply to Sir-Brittalicious [2011-03-27 16:26:55 +0000 UTC]

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Sir-Brittalicious In reply to Allieelly [2011-03-27 17:03:39 +0000 UTC]

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Kaytlinna [2011-03-15 01:15:19 +0000 UTC]

HOLY CRAP
YOU WIN EVERYTHING

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Allieelly In reply to Kaytlinna [2011-03-15 01:15:56 +0000 UTC]

EVEN THE GAME?

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Kaytlinna In reply to Allieelly [2011-03-15 01:24:38 +0000 UTC]

YEAH
EVEN THE GAME

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Allieelly In reply to Kaytlinna [2011-03-15 01:25:38 +0000 UTC]

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Manga-Pine [2011-02-05 10:39:04 +0000 UTC]

PPPSSSHAW! The turn on sword!

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Allieelly In reply to Manga-Pine [2011-02-05 17:25:26 +0000 UTC]

YOU LIKE? C:

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Manga-Pine In reply to Allieelly [2011-02-05 23:18:00 +0000 UTC]

YA.

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zakurawolf [2011-02-01 01:58:30 +0000 UTC]

AAAAH, A TYPICAL DAY IN HETALIA. <3

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Allieelly In reply to zakurawolf [2011-02-01 03:27:10 +0000 UTC]

YES. XD

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xxxNina93131xxx [2011-01-29 19:35:39 +0000 UTC]

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ReikoPeluk [2011-01-27 16:45:36 +0000 UTC]

fffff I laughed so hard especially in the part of spain being turned on by the sword XDDD while I was watching it I was like OMFG *spains start to drool and almost humps the sword* spain xD LMFAO!! xDDD

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Allieelly In reply to ReikoPeluk [2011-01-27 18:22:15 +0000 UTC]

I'M HAPPY YOU LIKED IT

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MurasakiShitsujiXD [2011-01-27 03:29:08 +0000 UTC]

THIS EPISODE WAS SO CRACKED UP. When Spain first said "I bet you could stuff a lot of candy in those sleeves" I was like, "Yah, so you can give them to little children and LURE THEM HOME!!"

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Allieelly In reply to MurasakiShitsujiXD [2011-01-27 03:35:49 +0000 UTC]

Ah, pedo Spain.

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EnygmaticHarlequins [2011-01-27 03:11:36 +0000 UTC]

OH SPAIN.

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Allieelly In reply to EnygmaticHarlequins [2011-01-27 03:34:44 +0000 UTC]

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CaramelPeach [2011-01-27 01:26:17 +0000 UTC]

haha, best moment in Hetalia BY FAR xD

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Allieelly In reply to CaramelPeach [2011-01-27 03:35:31 +0000 UTC]

WHICH ONE? XDDD

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CaramelPeach In reply to Allieelly [2011-01-27 05:29:52 +0000 UTC]

The penis case one xD

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Allieelly In reply to CaramelPeach [2011-01-27 05:30:57 +0000 UTC]

OH

HAHA XD

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CaramelPeach In reply to Allieelly [2011-01-27 05:33:25 +0000 UTC]

XD Next time I convince my friend to cosplay France, i'm going to be all like "WEAR A DAM PENUS CASE, MOLLY!!!! >8D" xD

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Allieelly In reply to CaramelPeach [2011-01-27 14:19:09 +0000 UTC]

OHGOD XDDD

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ChinaHetalia [2011-01-26 23:41:48 +0000 UTC]

I don't get it but it is funny xD

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Allieelly In reply to ChinaHetalia [2011-01-26 23:46:55 +0000 UTC]

OH, GO TO MY LAST JOURNAL. IT HAS A YOUTUBE LINK TO THE EPISODE.

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ChinaHetalia In reply to Allieelly [2011-01-27 02:46:29 +0000 UTC]

Okay~

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marielitaaa [2011-01-26 22:07:16 +0000 UTC]

"are you gay?"
"Pssssht of course not. *twirls hair* And you're not a pedo."
"Haha, yeah HEY WAIT."
That made me laugh the hardest
well it competes with Spain being aroused with the sword LMAO

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Allieelly In reply to marielitaaa [2011-01-26 22:44:48 +0000 UTC]

LAUGHING IS GOOD.

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Dragon4Life [2011-01-26 20:55:07 +0000 UTC]

I though spain looked very turned on by the sword too~ Ohoho, spain, you pedo~

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Allieelly In reply to Dragon4Life [2011-01-26 22:41:34 +0000 UTC]

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BrittanyyHimmel [2011-01-26 20:33:33 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA, if only this actually happened :3

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Allieelly In reply to BrittanyyHimmel [2011-01-26 22:40:24 +0000 UTC]

Ah, IF ONLY.

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BrittanyyHimmel In reply to Allieelly [2011-01-26 23:25:17 +0000 UTC]

I'd be like

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MrGlassesMan [2011-01-26 18:07:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, I remember reading this off Livejournal. I'm so glad they animated it.
France isn't gay; he's just open-minded (:

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Allieelly In reply to MrGlassesMan [2011-01-26 22:40:49 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I think France will just f*** anything that moves. XD

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MrGlassesMan In reply to Allieelly [2011-01-26 23:41:52 +0000 UTC]

Yes, that's what I just said. ~

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sparkyjade [2011-01-26 18:00:43 +0000 UTC]

This was hilarious x'D FREE CODPIECES FOR EVERYONE!~

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Allieelly In reply to sparkyjade [2011-01-26 22:41:03 +0000 UTC]

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sparkyjade In reply to Allieelly [2011-01-27 02:06:24 +0000 UTC]

nngh

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TheGweny [2011-01-26 17:05:32 +0000 UTC]


This is too much! I love it!
I was wondering why Spain's first thought of the dr... tunic was putting candy inside of it... Oh Spain, you lovely pedo...

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Allieelly In reply to TheGweny [2011-01-26 22:44:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

YES, SPAIN IS A PEDO. BUT HE'S ROMANO'S PEDO.

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TheGweny In reply to Allieelly [2011-01-27 20:29:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh. You're so right.

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XiaNumber14 [2011-01-26 16:39:50 +0000 UTC]

The codpiece.....THE CODPIECE!!!!! Seriously, who thought that was a good idea.....oh wait....France.....

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